Shiro - Kuro gang - Axis powers hetalia + eng sub

Shiro-Kuro Gang - Axis Powers Hetalia G: Hello. I am at the meeting. I call back later. Am: Today we discuss an economic crisis. Anybody want to express their opinions? I am first! There is my plan: the gigantic safe has already building in the territory of America Each of us will put all his savings in it. The safe will get docked to the satellite and will go to the orbit around the earth. After the crisis the surviving countries will divide the contents of safe into equal parts… only if we catch it in space, of course. J: I agree with America. J: I agree with America. Eng: America, I protest! You always suggest an idiotic ideas. Who else can offer such stupid thing except you? Fr: England, you are so cute, when you curse... Eng: Take your hands off me, yaoi-boy! Eng: Take your hands off me, yaoi-boy! Am: Stop making family showdown! To my mind one person isn’t here! Fr: Canada, maybe? Fr: Canada, maybe? It: … I am bored! Let’s play! It: … I am bored! Let’s play! Am: Oh, yesyesyesyes! In my country new game console has just produced and I'll be happy to demonstrate it to you! and I'll be happy to demonstrate it to you! It: Wait, wait, America! Your game consoles are terrible! There are a lot of blood and violence in it. There are a lot of blood and violence in it. And when I played console games, I didn’t find the Give up-button! I had to sit in front of TV and wave a white flag! But they didn’t notice me! J: We all need to calm down! I suggest playing Mafia! Am: Good idea! Am: Good idea! Eng: We need cards! Eng: We need cards! J: England-san, wait, please! J: England-san, wait, please! Ch: Ni hao, aru. I bring a tea, aru. What are you doing? Eng: We going to play Mafia. Don't disturb me! Ch: Oh, my God! We are adults, aru…*sigh* And I will in it! Eng:*drink* Oh, fairy-san, you come back again… Unicorn, you too. I’ve missed you so much! Guys, where have you been all this time? Ch: England will revert to the old routine. Ch: England will revert to the old routine. J: Recently I was in Russia and bought cards as a souvenir. I don’t understand why England-san began to draw it. Am: And where have you been before? Am: And where have you been before? J: Hmm… I… J: Hmm… I… Am: I am the hero! That’s why I have to be «Narrator»! R: You are wrong, America… I will be a «Narrator»! Let’s start! It: So I understand that the one who has a weapon - Mafia? R: I hope everybody chilled out, because the game has already started. All the townspeople of this happy town, in which bandits wandered by chance, are asleep... asleep… asleep… ASLEEP, I SAID!... asleep… asleep… ASLEEP, I SAID!... Mafia opens their eyes to commit a victim. Mafia opens their eyes to commit a victim. Eng: Hey, it’s me! Ch: Sorry, aru! R: Mafia fell into a deep sleep, VERY DEEP sleep. Suddenly doctor opens his eyes… R: Doctor performs his duty and feel into a selfish sleep. Morning came and we know than Japan closed his eyes forever in this night. An objective of his own camera was hammered into his eye. Am: And now we need to decide who it is we execute. I think Mafia is England! I have a whole dossier on him, which I collect too long. There are information about the First World War, the Second World War and civil wars. And it’s from the Hundred Years' War! And it’s from the Hundred Years' War! Eng: Stop! Wait! You had not even been thought of then… Am: I had! But you didn’t see! I can’t make a mistake with these data! Eng: America, what is the meaning of this? Have you lost your mind? R: Guys, let’s live in peace! And everybody will become one with Russia! G: Russia doesn’t dream about it! To me and all will a shame to live under your flag! R: What’s wrong with it? R: What’s wrong with it? G: On your flag *** orientation discrimination. R: Explain it. R: Explain it. G: Everybody knows: White Army and Red Army clutched blue men (= gay men). R: Germany, are you dissatisfied on it more than anyone? Am: Anyway, England is the most suspicious. And I, super hero, must to discover the truth! And I, super hero, must to discover the truth! And who will protect poor and disadvantaged people except me?! F: Let me beg you, sir, your argument are so poor in this situation. Eng: America, I’m sure all this is only your conspiracy. You give us any ***. Am: What? One more?! Are you leagued against me? How can I be a bad guy? I'm the hero! Who could rescue the world from global warming? I am! Who will proof you against super space aliens from Omicron-745? I am! How can I be a Mafia? Think of it that way… it’s a ***! Eng: None of us need your heroism. F: Olala, Russia, mon ami. Eng: I wish you do something really useful. For example, you can change wallpaper or wash the floor. But you can only talk . Am: I tired of you! Let’s vote! I vote against England! Eng: It’s me who vote against you! Eng: It’s me who vote against you! F: I vote against America too. And you, Italy? It: Erm… I... it’s… against England.. It: Erm… I... it’s… against England.. Eng: What the … It: Doitsu, doitsu! G: I vote against China. It’s a good chance for him to avenge Japan. Ch: Aru? Am: So, we… Am: So, we… R: So, we have two votes against America, two votes against England and one vote against China. But China hasn’t voted yet. Ch: Oh, well, I really don’t care, aru. Ch: Oh, well, I really don’t care, aru. Am: China, China, look here! Hello Kitty! You’ll see how she waves to you. If you vote against England I give it to you. If you vote against England I give it to you. Eng: Look at this cute panda better! What’s a beautiful eyes look at you! It trying to say: «Vote against America for me». It trying to say: «Vote against America for me». Ch: Panda! Ch: Panda! R: Do you vote against a panda? R: Do you vote against a panda? Eng: I think, everybody understand China vote against whom. R: So, townspeople select America as a victim. Am: It’s not fair! I protest! Am: It’s not fair! I protest! R: Be quiet, please. R: Be quiet, please. Am: Look, I’m not Mafia! I’m the hero! Am: Look, I’m not Mafia! I’m the hero! R: With a hole in your trousers! Am: Where? Where? Ch: Calm down, you don’t have a hole, aru. R: So, today you had executed an innocent… in this game… civilian. The night came. The bandit wake up and enter upon his dark business. The bandit had planning. Doctor opens his eye and does his immediate duty. Doctor closes his eyes. The villagers of this town wake up. And we have a holiday! Doctor did his duty and saved victim’s life. Doctor did his duty and saved victim’s life. F: It’s meaning that Germany is Mafia. G: Maybe you are Mafia. You are one of those who have blamed America before. So you can kill him. Of the all above-stated I make a conclusion: you are Mafia. F: Your conclusions are silly. R: America, you died. Accept it. Don't screw up. Close your mouth. It: France-niichan! Why do you vote against Germany? He is good!.. And he can tie the lances! France-niichan, you are baka ! I vote against you! F: I’m not afraid of it. England, do you vote against Germany too? Eng: *drink* Yes yes, of course… Eng: *drink* Yes yes, of course… No, no, I changed my mind. Get off! I vote against you! F: Erm? F: Erm? Eng: And China supports me. Right, China? Ch: Kawaii, aru! Ch: Kawaii, aru! R: And today we impaled on a stake France. Ohoh, aren't you ashamed now? pathetic worms! You kill an innocent civilian again! Eng: No mater, one more or one less. Eng: No mater, one more or one less. R: All the villages go to the kingdom of Morpheus. Bandits open one's eyes to commit the act of violence. And the next victim will be… Mafia made his choice... *kol-kol-kol* Mafia made his choice... *kol-kol-kol* Am: Let’s depilate his eyebrows or set his boots on fire. Eng: In spite of sleeping I hear everything! Eng: In spite of sleeping I hear everything! R: Doctor opens his eyes... Doctor closes his eyes. Wake up! Wake up, civilians! Today a *** has been committed again. Dead body of China was found in pandas arms. Dead body of China was found in pandas arms. G: That's England is Mafia! G: That's England is Mafia! Eng: I’m not Mafia! G: In the recent past *** Wars was fought between you and China and that means a great deal! and China and that means a great deal! Eng: But I’m not Mafia! Eng: But I’m not Mafia! G: Anyway I'd vote against you! G: Anyway I'd vote against you! It: England, you can’t continue to bride a China because you haven’t more pandas! That’s why you kill him! That’s why you kill him! Eng: Italy, are you an idiot? And you vote against me about such trifles, aren’t you!? R: So, England was impaled on a stake. And you kill an innocent civilian again. It: Doitsu? It: Doitsu? G: So, I win! G: So, I win! R: You are wrong, Germany! I win… in 1945. Thanks for watching! =3 Shiro-Kuro Gang - Animatsuri 2010