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mothe: *gives iconic Walmart fasion*
me: pls start telling me if you're planning on quaking me so hard my wig snatches itself?
fathe: noweeght
me: Did this happen to you to /sis/? (aka receiving the gift of the century)
sibling: no, they know not to henty.
*** (SHADY ***) ***
parent: and now for your stylish new look (hold on to your wigs because the dollar tree is QUAKING)
SNATCHED
me: omfl I can't even mothe please
fathe: touch the fashion change your life sweetie
mothe: HURRY UP AND TOUCH THE FASHION ***
me: *gasps dramatically*
me: ooOOUUUUEGHUUUUUUUGHH
me: GETITFUCKJI*NGOJDSMEEE
me: YHeeppBboFFME!
me:AIMNA
me: I wanna kill myself (mood at school actually though sis)
me: AHMAWHANAGHANAGETOVV
me: I'M LITTER (again an iconic mood)
me: SAVE THEM ALL (me actually thinking about the receipts)
me: NERMMRIGH
me: I'M NEVER LETTING YOU DO THIS AGAIN (wig has flew down the dairy isle and back at this point)
me: *strange alien speech*
me: NO WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT (me, a bargain queen, FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH)
