Everybody Must Get Cloned - Lyrics - Capitol Steps
The Capitol Steps are an American political satire group. The group has been performing since 1981, and has released approximately thirty albums consisting primarily of song parodies. Originally consisting exclusively of congressional staffers performing around Washington, D.C., the troupe now primarily employs professional actors and singers. The Capitol Steps have performed on PBS, public radio and in various small- and medium-sized venues around the United States.
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Well it used to be you'd smoke a lot of pot
But now it sort of seems your brain is shot
It used to be a party off the charts
But now you sort of need replacement parts
It is something that you can't postpone
Everybody must get cloned
He smokes just like chimney, I don't care
'Cause when I need a lung, he's got a spare
And I know this sounds a lot like science fiction
But some day I might give this guy my dic...tion
My replacement parts are all home-grown
Everybody must get cloned
Well it's hard to be a copy of a copy
He's not too smart, and he's kind of floppy
For some reason I have twenty-seven toes
And I have to drop my pants to blow my nose
But me, myself, and I are right at home
Everybody must get cloned
Well, the House and Senate passed the cloning ban
Creating parts is not the job of man
But cloning could keep these guys from getting burned
They could blame the clone for groping the intern
We support science, let it known
As long as Congress is not cloned
