Rob Corddry vs. Paul Scheer at New York Comic Con 2012

SHANNON COFFEY: I'm Shannon Coffey from My Damn Channel. And we're here at New York Comic Con. We're going to talk to Paul Scheer from "NTSF:SD:SDUV::" and Rob Corddry from "Children's Hospital". I'm going to make sure to get all of their secrets. And then we're going to make them fight to the death. Let's do it. We're here with Paul Scheer from "NTSF:SC:SUV::". PAUL SCHEER: I'm impressed that you remember all off the letters in the acronym. This is it. SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you. PAUL SCHEER: We should call the end of the interview. Because you came in there and you pointed. You hit a home run right out of the gate. The quality of My Damn Channel, this is what-- this is the kind of stuff we're talking about. Mario Lopez, he can't do this. [BUZZING SOUND] SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, man. I was with you until you started dissing Mario Lopez. PAUL SCHEER: I'm not dissing Mario Lopez, I'm just saying-- SHANNON COFFEY: OK. PAUL SCHEER: You're better than Mario Lopez. SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you. Oh, hi. We are here with Rob Corddry from "Children's Hospital." Congrats on your Emmy. ROB CORDDRY: Thank you. It's, uh, *** crazy. SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah. ROB CORDDRY: Uh, yeah. SHANNON COFFEY: They kind of made a category just for you. Like, they just made it up. ROB CORDDRY: Actually, I would make the case that they made that for us, all of our friends who are doing-- SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah. ROB CORDDRY: --stuff on My Damn Channel and everything. And it's basically, they're legitimizing our lives. We all won that Emmy. SHANNON COFFEY: We did. That Emmy is mine. ROB CORDDRY: Well, uh-- not like the Stanley Cup. Like, I get it. SHANNON COFFEY: Oh. ROB CORDDRY: You can, you know, feel like we're legitimized, but that's it. SHANNON COFFEY: I'm a little disappointed. I'm going to be honest. ROB CORDDRY: All right! I'll give you my Emmy, God! SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you! ROB CORDDRY: I can't say no. I feel like a jerk. You can have it. [MUSIC PLAYING] SHANNON COFFEY: I want secrets. I want all your secrets. PAUL SCHEER: You want all my secrets? SHANNON COFFEY: Specifically about the show. PAUL SCHEER: OK. SHANNON COFFEY: But also personal secrets. PAUL SCHEER: Well, I got a lot of personal secrets. SHANNON COFFEY: OK. Good. PAUL SCHEER: I am the biggest cause of hit and run accidents in Los Angeles-- SHANNON COFFEY: Oh. PAUL SCHEER: --County. It's the way that I feel power. That's a personal secret. SHANNON COFFEY: OK. PAUL SCHEER: Uh, show secrets-- the big news that we have is that we're doing a special Christmas episode-- SHANNON COFFEY: Awesome. PAUL SCHEER: --that is airing in December that's kind of a combination of paranormal activity and the Christmas Story, I guess. I'll give you some guest star secrets. SHANNON COFFEY: OK. PAUL SCHEER: Coming up on the show, Ray Liotta, Azis Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, and the dad from "Family Ties," Michael Gross, plays my dad. He was awesome. I never felt more hugged until he hugged me. SHANNON COFFEY: So, um, why don't you tell me some secrets? ROB CORDDRY: Oh, I'm a *** deviant, really weird, weird stuff, a lot of biological stuff, blood play. I want to answer a question like that for real and honestly. But I don't know, you have-- you'll have to be more specific. SHANNON COFFEY: OK. Like, when you look into a cat's eyes what do you think? ROB CORDDRY: I go back to my childhood and I think-- this is a good one. Great question. SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you. ROB CORDDRY: I remember feeling guilty *** in front of my cat. SHANNON COFFEY: God, you are a *** deviant. ROB CORDDRY: No-- SHANNON COFFEY: You molested cats when you were young. ROB CORDDRY: I did not ***! I never said that. SHANNON COFFEY: Now, could the cat see your ***? ROB CORDDRY: Yes. SHANNON COFFEY: All right. You molested a cat. ROB CORDDRY: No, I did not. SHANNON COFFEY: Visually, you molested him! ROB CORDDRY: That cat has no cognitive, like, you know. It's me reading into her, her, like, black cat look. My dog too! [MUSIC PLAYING] SHANNON COFFEY: In your shows, you like, reference tons of movies and shows. PAUL SCHEER: Yes. SHANNON COFFEY: We want to, like, put you guys against each other in a competition. PAUL SCHEER: OK. SHANNON COFFEY: Let's see in 30 seconds how many shows or movies you can list that you reference in-- PAUL SCHEER: Let's do it. SHANNON COFFEY: OK. One, two, three, go! PAUL SCHEER: "Fringe," "Hawaii Five-O," "Back to the Future," "21 Jump Street," uh, "Chinatown," uh, "Point Break," uh, uh, uh, "The Hard Way," Michael J. Fox, James Woods movie, too much explanation on that. We've, uh, we've done "Mole People," the documentary. Uh, we have, uh, "Beverly Hills Cop." We we have, um, uh, uh-- CURTIS GWINN: "Never Been Kissed." PAUL SCHEER: Uh, "Never Been Kissed." SHANNON COFFEY: Cheating! Cheating! Curtis Gwinn, cheating! PAUL SCHEER: I said, "Back to the Future," "Never Been Kissed"-- SHANNON COFFEY: Done! It's done! Oh, man. All right. PAUL SCHEER: I got 10. SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah, that was like 82. PAUL SCHEER: All right. SHANNON COFFEY: We want to put you guys against each other and see if you can list-- ROB CORDDRY: He's so much better at this than me. SHANNON COFFEY: Oh, yeah. Well, he kind of failed. He failed. ROB CORDDRY: Let's just say he wins. SHANNON COFFEY: OK. ROB CORDDRY: But go. Let's go try it. SHANNON COFFEY: All right. OK. One, two, three. ROB CORDDRY: "Do the Right Thing," the British "Office," uh, "Good Fellas," uh, "60 Minutes," uh, um, uh, uh-- [GRUNTING] SHANNON COFFEY: You can do it! You can do it! ROB CORDDRY: Ahh! Shut up. OK. Well, OK. Uh, uh, well, "Grey's Anatomy," "ER," "St. Elsewhere," um, David Lynch, uh, "Twin Peaks," uh, um, oh, ooh, ohh, ohh, ohh--- SHANNON COFFEY: Time! Time! ROB CORDDRY: I, I-- SHANNON COFFEY: You did-- MALE SPEAKER: Eight. SHANNON COFFEY: All right. ROB CORDDRY: I molested that cat. SHANNON COFFEY: Yeah. You got that cat. That cat's never going out again. He had like 60. ROB CORDDRY: I hate Paul Scheer. And, and he's an *** hole. PAUL SCHEER: All right. SHANNON COFFEY: Well, thank you so much-- PAUL SCHEER: Thank you-- SHANNON COFFEY: --for talking to us and saving America from terrorism. PAUL SCHEER: Thank you for being better than Mario Lopez. SHANNON COFFEY: Thank you. Thank you so much. ROB CORDDRY: Hey, thank you. This has been, uh, ridiculous. SHANNON COFFEY: I agree. So Paul Scheer won! He cheated, but it still counts. So good job, Paul! You did it! And Rob Corddry, you really like animals. I'm Shannon Coffey from My Damn Channel. Thanks for watching! [MUSIC PLAYING]