Me Riding My Honda 70c at 40 Mph

K Guys, I'm out here on my farm again. Um... It's a nice day to ride a, um... uh even though the suns out and it's all bright and everything, but it's a nice day to ride a Honda. Um... lil motor. he he, HONDA! Or you can look in the exhaust and listen to that too. Sounds like slow farts, i know. Ha ha, ha ha, um... K. so.. video tape this, if i can. My turn signal is on. And there's someone coming. Yeah... he he, objects in iPod are closer than they appear. Just like it says in the mirror. K, so here we go. (Dad(You wreck that and it won't look like that.)) me: WHAT? (YOUR GONNA WRECK THAT AND IT WONT LOOK LIKE THAT, AND YOU WON'T EITHER!) OK well, I'm recording this so everything you say will be on tape. OK bye! Now... What i'm not doing is I'm not going to go full speed... Oh what the heck, Why not? OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 40 MPH GONNA HAVE TO STOP AT THE END OF THE DRIVEWAY! 40! ZERO, HA! K, that was fun. Why don't I show you what the speedometer looks like as we are going. Speedometer, I got up to there. See how much that moves? I can't tell. K, so gonna go back now. Have a good time. I hope you have a good time... oh, oh, oh, hope you have a good time. I'm not going to go on the road. The fastest i have ever gone is 45 mph on a smooth road. I don't like to take a chance because i don't have a good front tire. So it could burst at any time causing me and whoever riding with me damage, not to mention my bike OK so here we go around the corner, there's our mailbox. Gonna go around the little house. very descriptive names for each of our buildings. We have the two memorable dodge colts. It has a new busted headlight. These two wagons is where the dodge colt used to be. I don't want to drop my iPod because I don't have my heavy dudie griffin case. Any way. So now we have one little corn growing up in the beans. Our mail is usually bees and spiders. You may notice that i hold my iPod sideways. That's because it's hard to hold so i keep holding it like this. Now you see we stopped and my speedometer is still going down. I don't get that but um Aaron Ries here, sighing off with my Honda