Drop Dead Diva S1E9 - English Transcript

See that aspiring model there? That was me-- Deb--|until the day I died. I thought I'd go straight to heaven,|but there was a bit of a mix-up and I woke up in someone else's body. So now I'm Jane a super-busy lawyer|with my very own assistant. I got a new life, a new wardrobe,|and the only people who really know what's going on with me are my girlfriend|Stacy and my guardian angel, Fred. I used to think everything|happened for a reason and, well,|I sure hope I was right. ::: Timecodes - gius ::: Wow! You are adorable. Thank you. |So are you. Feel this --|Suede patina. Gorgeous. Oh, I insist you try this on. Oh, you're sweet,|but I'm waiting for a friend. Can I get you something to drink?|Iced chai, cappuccino? I can send Marcus out|for a smoothie. I'm fine, really. Sweetie, you got here early. |You're never early. Hello! We're shopping on Rodeo Drive. |If I died, this is how I imagine heaven. You'd be totally wrong. Right. |So, I've been browsing. This stuff is pretty pricey,|but it comes with free drinks. - Want a cappuccino?|- Sure! I'm sorry. |The machine just broke. That's okay. I haven't been this excited since we found|those Louboutin heels at 51% off. It was supposed to be 15%,|but yay, dyslexia! Okay, starting today I'm giving myself|a fashion makeover. Step one --|The perfect dress. There she is. Zero, zero, 2 That's it? Oh, I'm sure they keep more|in the back. Hello, Marcus? - Hi. So, we need a size --|- 12. Um, nothing larger than a 10. - In the whole store?|- That's right. But why? No! No, when I was skinny,|I couldn't afford this place. And now that I can,|I'd really like this dress. And I'd like a villa in mustique. Excuse me?! Inside voices. |You are upsetting the customers. Hold on, you Clay "Faiken". We are customers,|and we are upset! Ma'am, don't take this the wrong way,|but she is just not our "brand". - Is there a problem here?|- Yes! My friend saw an ad for this dress. |It's beautiful. It's totally her. It's intended|for a different silhouette. She took the morning off of work,|which is a big deal. And we both drove across town|in rush hour to buy this dress. There's an outlet store|about a mile down on your left. I'm sure they'll find a respectable,|A-line, darted -- Something flowy and appropriate. They have a large selection. A- are you asking us to leave? And have a nice day. Coffee?|Two sugars, right? Um, sure. But last time|I asked you for coffee you said it was below|your pay grade. And that was when|I was a first year. Now that we're more like colleagues,|consider it a friendly gesture. What do you want, friend? If I'm gonna make partner, I need|more substantial, challenging cases. I'd like you to send|those types of clients my way. - Parker, I have to talk to you. |- Middle of something here. Stacy and I were just shopping at PDQ. |See, I wanted to buy this dress -- - An awesome dress. |- The store didn't carry my size and they practically threw us out. They were very, very rude. Please get to the point. The store is part of a retail chain --|Deep pockets. It means they have a lot of money. |She explained it to me in the car. She also told me that|"res ipsa loquitur" is a legal term. But doesn't it sound like|a large dinosaur? Okay, so you want to sue PDQ,|which I would never say no to. - What's your cause of action?|- Oh! Oh! Oh! Her right to shop. Gonna have to do better than that. |And since a lawyer who represents herself has a fool for|a client, you'll need representation. Kim! No. I mean, as much as I support|Jane's desire to improve her wardrobe - I don't think so. |- That's okay. I can find someone else. Kim, since when do you turn down|a challenging case? Excuse me, Mr. Parker. There's a guy|in the lobby waiting for you. He's got broad shoulders and no|wedding ring, so if he asks about me I'm single|with a cheery disposition. - She doesn't even like me --|- Seriously, I'm very busy -- This firm was built|on cutting-edge legal theories. We took cases no one else wanted. You may have to think outside the box,|but there's a case here, and I can smell it. And this is how associates|prove themselves. Thanks, friend. Hey, Kevin Hanson. |Good to see you, man. - It's been a while. |- Yeah, too long. It feels like we were just playing|beer pong in the dorm basement. Yeah, well, uh,|that was a lifetime ago. On the phone you sounded upset. |Everything okay? Can we speak privately? Sure. In front of the other customers,|this woman ushers me out of the store. I've never been so humiliated. What about the time you lost that breath mint|in your cleavage right in front of the partners? - This is serious, Kim. |- Very serious. Quid pro quo. - Do you even know what that means?|- Not exactly but I do know that being a lawyer|is like having a super-power and you better use your power|to help my friend. Thank you, Stacy. Would you excuse us? Wonder woman here needs some|alone time with your friend. I will be right outside. Kim's representing Jane|in a lawsuit? Oh, I can't talk about it. |I'm hoping to be a character witness. That's perfect,|because you are a character. Thank you. Your blouse is so cute. Really?|You like it? Um I didn't say that. "Party Girls Go Wild. " - My daughter's in it. |- What? Jenny? Wasn't I just at her 4-year-old|birthday party at the pony park? Yeah, 14 years ago. On her 18th birthday,|she was visiting her mother in Boca. To celebrate, she and some|of her girlfriends went out to a club. She signed a consent form and|lifted her shirt for the camera. Kevin, I'm so sorry. |Uh you know I would do anything|for you or Jenny. How can I help? I was hoping|you could get an injunction. Stop them from selling|any more of this trash. She's of age,|and she signed a consent form. All right, look, Jay, you and I didn't just|drift apart over the last few years. - What?|- Whenever we'd get together you'd go on and on and on about your job. |Frankly, it was hard to listen to. - Kevin, what are you talking --|- That's why I stopped coming to poker night. You'd sit there brag|about how you twisted the law and manipulated the jury so you|could win some long shot of a case. Don't get me wrong --|Very happy for your success but it always bothered me that you|didn't em to care about right and wrong. You took pride in victory|at any cost. Well, I'm a lawyer. |That's what I do. Good. I want you to do that for me. I'm sure this isn't the first time|a store didn't carry your size. - It's not?|- Why now? Well, I'm sure you're right. But, you know, at some point,|enough is enough is enough. Thank you, Donna Summer,|but you can't sue for hurt feelings. Seriously, Jane, you're a smart lawyer, but|I think you're too emotionally involved in this. This won't get past|summary judgement. Well, if you don't think you can handle it,|I'll ask Parker for another lawyer. You know I can't let you do that. But regardless|of my personal feelings -- You know, what are|your personal feelings, Kim? It doesn't matter. It does to me. Come on, how do you feel|about this case? How do you feel|about your client? When I look at you I see poor Jane|banging her drum because she couldn't buy|a dress she wanted. Poor Jane. Do you know why|I want my day in court why this is so important to me? Why? Because of people like you. Let me get this straight,|Ms. Kaswell. You're arguing that PDQ|has violated your client's rights because they don't carry her size? I realize I'm asking you|to extend federal protections -- Stop, counselor. Retail outlets|can choose to sell what they want. - The case will not be going forward. |- Your honor we're also suing or negligent infliction|of emotional distress. - What are you doing?|- You have 10 seconds. The store advertises in women's magazines|targeted to the average woman. Given that 66. 3% of all women are|considered overweight by the AMA the store knowingly taunts a majority|of women who can't wear their garments. - That's ridiculous. |- You're right. It is ridiculous. I mean, why would PDQ want|to disappoint so many women? - Your honor, do you read "Vogue"?|- I do. And what dress size do you wear? Larger than a size 10,|that's for damn sure. Your honor,|she's wasting the court's time. I'll be the judge of that. Jury selection begins|this afternoon. Jenny Hanson read|and signed this release form. It's ironclad. We have no intention of removing|the DVD from the market. We believe Jenny signed this document|under duress, thereby rendering it invalid. That's bogus. |How do you sleep at night? I run a successful business,|and I sleep like a baby. Well, you're not gonna get|away with it. Not this time. Your daughter knew|what she was doing, Mr. Hanson. - Aw, like hell she did. |- Dad, hold on. It's true. - Nobody forced me to sign --|- Jenny, I'm advising you to stay quiet. They took advantage of the situation. |You were caught up in the moment -- Stop. Mr. Parker,|nobody took advantage of me. - Jenny, let us handle this. |- Dad, I know that this is hard for you but I'm an adult,|and I can make my own decisions. Honey. She's feisty. - Do you have any kids, Mr. Mack?|- Nope, but if I did I wouldn't let them|be in something like this. Let's go. Uh, hold on. |Just one more thing. Kevin! I think I'll put Jenny|on the cover of our next release. - Get out of here. |- See you in court. We'll be suing your client|for assault. - Where are you going?|- Jury selection on your case. - I'm going with you. |- I don't think so. It's my legal right to be there,|and I want to exercise it. I'm all for exercising. I can even recommend|a gym. But I know how to select a jury. I'm not saying you don't, but I might have|a different perspective that could be helpful. Look, you hijacked me at summary judgment,|and you were lucky to get a sympathetic judge - but I can handle this. |- I know, Kim, but -- If you want me to treat you like a real client,|you need to act like one -- You can't manage me. Well, if I thought you believed in the case,|I'd back off, but you don't. As your lawyer, I will do whatever|it takes to win, but you're right -- If I were on that jury, I would tell you|to grow up or go on a diet. Which is exactly why I'll be|at that jury selection. Ms. Carrera, how long have you been married,|and what is your husband's profession? He's a podiatrist. |Our 10th anniversary is Tuesday. Ms. Carrera is acceptable. - To us as well. |- Wait. One more question. Ms. Carrera, you have a nice figure. |Do you have to watch your weight? High metabolism. |So, happily, no. The plaintiffs exercise|a peremptory challenge. Ms. Carrera, you're excused. Yes, I'm married,|with five terrific kids. - Take him. |- Why? His wife has given birth five times. |Chances are she's not wearing outfits from PDQ. Acceptable. No, I don't know the names|of any clothing designers. She doesn't care about clothing. |That's the heart of our case. It's 75 degrees, and she's wearing a scarf. |It's probably hiding a double chin. She would relate to another woman|who's treated differently because of her size. - Right. |- Acceptable. My name's Alessandro Van -- - Pass. |- Excused. No, I've never filed a lawsuit,|and I've never been sued. He's wearing a toupee. |He'd understand body issues. This isn't about my body issues. This is about a store|who has issues with my body. Society tells women to be thin|and men to have a good head of hair. - Acceptable. |- Acceptable. Our jury is impaneled. See you all back here|first thing tomorrow. Sorry to interrupt. |We just got your text. Kim, Jane, this is Mr. Warren Gunther. |He's one of the firm's biggest clients. - Nice to meet you. |- We have a bit of a situation. See, I didn't realize|that Mr. Gunther owns 25% of PDQ through his diversified|holding company. I'm the single largest shareholder. Well, in that case, I'd like to give|your 25% a piece of my mind. Jane, that's not why he's here. |You're dropping the case. What?|No, you said I could sue. You told me to find|a cause of action, and I did. And I appreciate the effort,|but given the circumstances I'm telling you|to withdraw the complaint. - You have a problem with that?|- Not at all. Consider it dropped. No way. |I am sorry -- Jane, this is not up for discussion. |You work for Harrison & Parker. I'm Parker. |My decision is final. In summation,|I'd like to say * Bill Bailey, won't you please * * Come home, come home, Bill Bailey * * Bill Bailey, won't you please * * Come on ho-me * Thank you. Thank you very much. |Thank you. Jane, your voice blows me away. Effortless, passionate,|you even show vulnerability. Bill Bailey's|definitely coming home. Thank you. |Thank you. Thank you. But, Jane, he's gonna head|straight for the hills once he sees that|monochromatic microfiber. - What?|- Yeah. No. Paula. You tell everyone|they look great. Jane, you bring it|with your voice but you lose it|with that choice. I mean, even I did something|with this black polyester tragedy. Belted and bedazzled. You're right. Tell me, Jane -- Why didn't you dress|more like your co-counsel? Now, that dress moves me. It's modern cut yet recalls the classic Chanel|little black dress. And wait till you hear me sing. Why? You don't need to. |With that dress alone you're gonna make it|to the final four. Objection! Good, Jane. You should object. |But not to me. To PDQ for the way|that they treated you. Wait a minute. |You know about PDQ? - You know about my lawsuit?|- Paula knows everything. But what I do know most is that you|have an amazing and unique voice. Don't give up the fight. I won't, your honor Abdul. It's nice being the only judge. |Good luck, Jane. Jane? Jane. Jane! Jane? Jane! Good morning, sunshine. Wow, you haven't pulled an all-nighter|since before you were shot. I just had the strangest dream. Paula Abdul was a judge,|and I was singing this old song that we used to sing|at Camp Winnipesaukee. Okay, no more chili|after midnight. What's this? Fruit, tea, and a bear claw|from your favorite bakery. Yes. I got up at 5:00 a. m. |and drove to Simi Valley because I am|so damn proud of you. Proud of -- why? Jane, in high school, I wore|the same two pairs of jeans in rotation, because I didn't|want to go to the mall. 'Cause you were poor. No, because I didn't always have|this perfect, flawless body and my self-esteem|was in the toilet. I was, um I was a big girl, and the salespeople|always made me feel like anything other than skinny|was wrong. And you|are telling those people that we are not the problem --|They are. You know Parker told me|to drop the case? Yeah, but you were here all night,|which means you're not listening to him. So let's brush your hair. - Is Parker here yet?|- Whoo. And teeth. Yeah, he's nuking his breakfast|burrito in the kitchen. Okay. Parker,|I need to talk to you. I have a morning meeting,|but you can have 20 seconds. All right, well, normally,|I wouldn't have to write all this out but I'm tired,|so here it goes. "If you try and prevent me|from suing PDQ "I can file a claim against you|for violating the protections afforded me "under the California Labor Code,|in particular "the section on retaliatory|employment activities. Hence, and theretofore,|I will sue PDQ, or I will sue you. " Do you want to|get your burrito? Are you threatening the man who hired you|and gave you that corner office? I don't really think of it as a threat. |I think of it more as Okay, remember when Jennifer Hudson was|on "American Idol", and Simon was all like "You are going nowhere, Jennifer Hudson. |You are not the American Idol" and then J-Hud went on to win|the Oscar for "Dreamgirls". And then Simon was like,|"I'm sorry, Jennifer Hudson. What was I thinking?" You don't want to be Simon, do you? - Is this when you start singing?|- My point is -- I don't like ultimatums, Bingum. Well, then consider it|a strong request. Parker, please. |I have to do this. And as the man who hired me,|it would mean a lot if I had your support. I'll speak to Warren. I'll tell him|I don't support your suit but I won't stop it, either. Thank you. Kim. I don't eat burritos for breakfast,|Parker. That's disgusting. You're back on the PDQ case. Uh - What did you do?|- Better get to work, Kim. - Good morning. |- I know it's none of my business and you guys have your needs. - Jane. |- *** is a huge industry with $12 billion in annual sales a year,|even in a soft economy. - Oh! How do I know that?|- I don't -- You should at least|close the blinds, okay? - This isn't funny. |- Oh. No. *** is not appropriate|at work. Especially at 9:00 a. m. - I'm on a case. |- Oh, yeah. Nice try. This is Jenny Hanson. |Parker's friends with her father. He asked me|to review the material. I'm looking for grounds|to get an injunction. Well, then, I'm embarrassed. - I didn't mean --|- Don't worry about it. At that age, we all do things|we regret, don't we? You'd think. |But she doesn't seem to regret it. Yeah, right. What teenager wants to admit|they were pressured into doing something? I mean, trust me, I know. Uh, this is humiliating but when I was 18,|I entered a wet t-shirt contest. And it ended up on the internet,|and my parents saw it. I was mortified, but I pretended|like I couldn't care less. - I don't believe it. |- No, it's true. I swear. |I even came in second. I believe you. It's just the exact|same thing happened to Deb. At Bar Five, on Melrose. Right. It happened to me|at Bar Six, on Sunset. - There's a Bar Six?|- Look, my point is every girl has her regrets. |They just don't let on. Oh, I should get going. |Uh, good luck with your case. I was shocked and angry. They were rude, and then they|kicked me out of their store like some sort of criminal. Explain to the jury why you felt|"shocked and angry". Well, because|I really wanted that dress. You were angry over a dress?|I don't buy it. - What are you doing, Kim?|- I know you professionally, Ms. Bingum. I've never seen you angry over|something as trivial as a dress. Why are you really angry? Because they made me feel|like I don't count Like I was less important|than someone like you. One more question --|Did the magazine ad indicate that the dress was only|available to skinny women? - Definitely not. |- Thank you. Nothing further. Ms. Bingum, does a candy company|need to indicate that its advertisements for chocolate|aren't suitable for a diabetic? Are you comparing me to a diabetic|or a dress to chocolate? I'm asking if you think all ads|are geared to all people. - Of course not, but --|- And do you think my client has a legal right to advertise its products|in any magazine it chooses? - Well, yes, but --|- Thank you. You know, you kind of caught me off guard|on the stand. You could have warned me. I wanted your reaction|to feel authentic, and it was. The jury needs|to empathize with you, right? Yeah. Good point. You know, for the first time,|I feel like you actually understand me. Please, I've had to listen to you whine|for the past 24 hours. - I had to make it work for us. |- Of course. Okay, so the defense just made|some very valid points. What's our next move? Don't worry. I have|a little trick up my sleeve. Oh, and there she is. |Stacy! Hey! - Stacy's your trick?|- That's right. Ladies, I'm ready for my close-up. - What can I get you?|- A moment of your time. Look, Mr. Parker,|I'm not gonna say I signed that thing under duress,|'cause it's not true. We just want to talk. I had just moved to L. A. |I was setting up my TV to watch the finale of a show|called "Twin Peaks" but I never got to see the ending|because your father called from the hospital. I raced over|with my box of Cubans and when I got there,|your father was holding you. Why are you here, Mr. Parker? Jenny, uh this is a photo still|from your video. You see the clock in the background. |It reads 1:11 in the morning. So what? It was April 23rd,|your 18th birthday, in Florida. But it was three hours earlier|in California, where you were born. So, technically,|you weren't 18 yet. You're technically a minor, so we might|be able to stop the sale of the DVD. If I file for an injunction,|we'd like to have you on board. I don't think so. Jenny, your father is a good man. |He just wants to protect you. He's too protective. Like it or not, I'm 18,|and I make my own decisions. We know you're not ashamed of the DVD,|and your participation was your choice. - That's right. |- But think about your future. You might not always feel|the same way as you do now. So I won't run for president, okay? I admit -- maybe it wasn't|the smartest decision but it's my life, and I'll live|with the consequences. And if you tell us to drop the suit,|we will, but you need to understand you have another choice here. We have the legal grounds|to fight this. We think we can get an injunction,|but it's your decision. My name is Henri Malique. I'm the chief fashion designer|for PDQ incorporated. So you design|everything they sell? That is what the word|"chief" means, yes. Would the blonde in the third row|please stand up? That's my cue. Hi. - Who designed this dress?|- That is from my collection. And may I say|you look fantastic? Why doesn't PDQ sell anything|larger than a size 10? It would be impossible to put one of my designs|on a larger woman. - Impossible. |- Yes I see. Would Jane Bingum|please stand up? Who designed Ms. Bingum's outfit? It's my design,|with some alterations. Panels of fabric|have been added to the sides. That's right. I had my tailor|modify your design. And Jane looks fantastic,|doesn't she? Yeah, but she's not|the intended silhouette. I understand. But you said|it would be "impossible" for a larger woman|to wear your design. - Do you know what the word "impossible" means?|- Objection -- badgering. Withdrawn. |Nothing further. Mr. Malique, why don't you design|for larger women? It's my preference. - And my right. |- Your right? Yes, I have a contract with PDQ|that gives me complete creative freedom. So, creatively, I choose to design|for a specific kind of woman. Well, then how do you respond|to women like Ms. Bingum who can't fit into your line? I'm sorry|if I hurt your feelings but I don't tell you how to do your job. |You shouldn't tell me how to do mine. Nothing further. So, that last bit|didn't go so well. If there's nothing further,|we'll move on to the closing. Kim, stop her. If this goes|to closing arguments, we've lost. - We don't have any more witnesses. |- Then buy us some time. Uh, your honor, may I have five minutes|to conference with my client? - What's going on, counselor?|- Five minutes. That's all I need. I'm watching the clock. - All right, what do you want me to do, Jane?|- I admit you were right. We're not gonna win this|based on the law or my feelings. Good. |At least we agree on that. But Parker said we have to think|outside the box. Right. The designer claimed that he has|a contract with the company allowing him to design|whatever he wants, but what if we could show that the contract|was counter to the company's best interests? - I don't think I follow. |- PDQ is owned by investors. Management has a responsibility|to maximize profits, right? You want me to argue that their|business practices are suboptimal? Yeah, why not?|We amend our complaint and push on. The plaintiff would like|to call a rebuttal witness -- Warren Gunther,|the largest shareholder in PDQ. Objection. Mr. Gunther has nothing|relevant to add to this case. He's on our witness list. |It's our right to question him. He's a hands-off investor who has very|little knowledge of my client's business. - I'll be calling him as an expert witness. |- An expert on what? Um um - General business knowledge. |- General business knowledge. - Which will be instructive to the jury. |- Which will be instructive to the jury. I heard her, Ms. Kaswell. Your honor, if the defense|didn't want us to call this witness they should have objected in|the pretrial motion in limine. It's S. O. P. to have the names of all|the major shareholders on the witness list. We didn't think she would|actually call any of them. Well, you thought wrong. We'll hear|from Mr. Gunther this afternoon. - That was great. |- Parker's gonna kill you. Why? Because if this doesn't go well,|I'm telling him it was all your idea. Given that Jenny was only|17 years, 364 days and 22 hours old|when you shot your footage we believe this contract is voided. We'd like you to immediately withdraw|the DVD from the marketplace. You dragged us back to your|office on a technicality? - This is getting tedious. |- She was 18. That's what we'll say in court. And I'm sure that might work out for you,|but I think most judges will find your client so reprehensible, they'll|be looking for any loophole to slap him down. We found that loophole. Jenny, you're 18 now. How about you sign a new release|relieving us from civil liability? My daughter|is not signing anything. Nobody can tell her|what she can or can't do. - He's right. |- Good for you, Jenny. But let me be|perfectly clear, Tyler. If this goes to court my father will have|my full support. Hey, come on, Jenny. |Let's talk this through. Let me buy you something, huh?|Like as a thank-you. How about a car? Now you're just *** me off. As I'm sure you're well aware,|filming a minor is a felony. We plan to ask the D. A. |to pursue criminal charges. You can bet on damages|and prison time. What do you want? An immediate injunction on all DVD sales and all|profits to this point to be donated to charity. B- be reasonable. The costs associated with the DVD,|not to mention my marketing budget -- - You'll bankrupt my production company. |- Really, I'll do that? Well, tonight,|I'm gonna sleep like a baby. Agree to our terms, or we call the D. A. |as soon as you leave these offices. We have a deal. Mr. Gunther, are you aware that the|average woman in America is a size 14? No, I wasn't. According to a recent|"Los Angeles Times" article the average department store|in America carries 900 different labels|in the women's-wear department but only 20 of those labels|are available in a size 14 or larger. - Did you know that?|- No, I didn't. Are you aware that PDQ|only sells a size 10 or smaller? Not until recently. What size dress|does your wife wear? Objection -- relevance. Mr. Gunther is an expert businessman. |I'm helping him contextualize the issue at hand. I'll allow it. I'm I'm not exactly sure. Why don't you take a look around the room --|Find a woman with your wife's figure? You. Your honor,|you look like a size 14. Are you aware that your own wife|can't shop at PDQ? - I wasn't. |- It doesn't seem right, does it? - Objection. |- Withdrawn. Your honor, the plaintiff is grandstanding. |She has not introduced a scintilla of evidence. At this point, the defense requests|for a directed verdict in favor of PDQ. - Objection. |- What?! My argument may not|have been on point, but -- But what, counselor? Even though|I sympathize with your cause this is not a cause of action. The directed verdict|is hereby issued. Case closed. - Got a second?|- Hey. Of course. I was just reviewing|your settlement agreement. Champagne. To congratulate you|on opening your own law firm. You're about 10 years too late. You brought me cigars|when Jenny was born. She's my proudest accomplishment. |I think this firm is yours. And what you do here --|It's not all bad. I appreciate your talk with Jenny. She'll always be my little girl,|but for now, I can't let her know that. You know, the guys still get together|every Thursday night for poker at Dewey's. I'll see you there. Hey, you are suffocating|that pillow. - I lost in court. |- I know. We didn't even get a verdict|from the jury. I heard. I'm a failure. Cry me a river. No, Teri. Stacy said something about|lawyers having super-powers. And I know that that's crazy,|but sometimes it feels true. We change people's lives and I couldn't even win|my own case. You lost. You lost before. |You'll lose again. It's okay. - What are you doing?|- Lipless Lil. Remember? Our client who wanted you to sue the pet salon|for dying her poodle the wrong shade of pink. Did we win? You wouldn't even take the case. Yeah, 'cause I had more sense|before I was shot. Maybe, but now|you got more pizzazz. Thank you. Jane, Warren Gunther|is in Parker's office. They want to see us now. Good luck. - Are you both trying to get fired?|- It was my fault. I'm sorry, Mr. Gunther. I was|an overzealous advocate for myself. And I hope you don't hold it|against the firm. Ms. Bingum, you may have lost|the battle, but you won the war. Okay, I'm sorry. |I don't understand military analogies. Ms. Kaswell put me on the stand|to make a point. She didn't care what I had to say. |She just wanted me to listen. - That's true. |- And here's what I heard. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot for not paying attention|to an under-served market. - We never said "idiot". |- So, starting immediately PDQ will start offering sizes|that all women can wear. It just makes sense|from a business standpoint. But what about Henri Malique?|What if he refuses? Like she said in court,|I'm a good businessman. His contract grants him creative|control over his own line. So I simply told him that PDQ|will bring in another designer to oversee a second line|if he didn't feel up to the challenge. What did he say? He stopped by my office|and asked me to bring you that dress. It's your size. |He's on board. Well, I have to go home. Henri also made a dress for my wife. |She's gonna be thrilled. Thank you. - I'll see you out. |- Thank you. Thank you, my dear. Bingum, why don't you stay put? Okay. I'm ready for my lecture. You came from a place of anger|and frustration. Normally, that translates|into righteous indignation which plays well|in front of a judge. But this time,|you went too far. But you said you thought there was a case. |Remember -- You could smell it? That's because|I trusted your judgment. Really? I don't like you wasting time|on frivolous lawsuits. But I- I won the war. So doesn't that count|for something? It counts for everything. And your zeal, whether you win or lose,|is how you make partner. Wait. I'm confused. Are you patting me on the back|or slapping me on the wrist? If I did either, you'd probably|sue me for harassment. You did good, Bingum. A few deep breaths|before you charged ahead would've been helpful,|but I'm impressed. You have a strange way|of getting to the point, by the way. Now, you've wasted|three days of billable hours so get back to work. Good night. What a day, huh? You can say that again. Hey, what'd Parker want? Just for me to get back to work. Hey, Kim? I know we don't see|eye-to-eye on much but I do want to thank you. You never liked this case, and yet you --|You gave it everything. And I didn't always|make it easy. Well, you were just sticking up|for yourself, right? - If you don't, who will?|- Right. Hey, now that PDQ|carries my size maybe we can|go shopping together. Maybe. She's late. Are you judging her,|because I will so not -- Easy there, blondie. |I'm just stating a fact. She was supposed to be here|10 minutes ago. She's here. - Jane! Jane!|- Hey! Hey! Oh, you look amazing! Thank you. - I'm so sorry I'm late. |- Oh, I didn't even notice. Res ipsa loquitur. Jane, will you tell her that using legal words|does not make her seem smarter. I used "fiduciary" today in yoga,|and now everyone thinks I'm a genius. Yeah, I'll stop leaving my|case notes on the kitchen table. Thanks. I ordered you|a pomegranate martini. - Ooh. Thank you. |- I love Pomtinis. - They're the perfect AA drink. |- What? AA -- Alcoholic and antioxidant. Ew!|What is that stuff? Is she for real?|It's calamari. And that's not a legal term. |It means "squid". And it's delicious. You guys are the best. I- I don't know|what I'd do without you. Oh, my wow. Check out that hot cup|of habeas corpus. - Mm, figured he'd be your type. |- What's that supposed to mean? Domestic beer, designer jeans and he's tan, which means|he probably doesn't have a job. - Maybe he has a trust fund. |- Teri, what's your type? Hmm. Mm! Mm!|Biceps and glasses. - Muscle geeks?|- Oh, big time. And he's drinking rosé, which means he's high|culture with just a touch of trailer trash. Mmm, mmm, good. - How about you, Jane?|- Oh, I'm not looking. - Oh, come on. |- Yeah, right. I'm not looking right now. Tonight, I just want to|enjoy this cocktail and feel amazing in this dress,|and hang out with you guys. - Is that okay?|- Totally okay. So, you gonna eat some|of this calamari or what? Oh I don't do fried. Open up, twiggy. I'd do what she says. - Oh, my God. |- I know, right? Hey. To you guys|and this hot dress and calamari.