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ANNOUNCER: AND NOW CHRIS
HEMSWORTH, WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP
YOUR SHIRT ON?
BROUGHT TO YOU BY -- NOBODY
EVER!
BAM, THERE'S CHRIS HEMSWORTH
COMING IN FROM SURFING IN
AUSTRALIA.
AND DAMN THOSE LUCKY WAVES,
GETTING TO LAP THAT BODY, GET UP
IN THOSE NOOKS AND CREVICES,
ENGULF THAT MOST LIKELY
UNCIRCUMCISED DIDGERIDOO.
>> WHAT I LOVE IS THE FACT ALL
OF HIS BUDDIES THERE ARE, LIKE,
WE'RE
GOING TO KEEP OUR SHIRTS ON
AROUND HIM BECAUSE CHRIS IS THE
ONE GUY YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
SHIRTLESS AROUND.
ANNOUNCER: JUST LIKE YOU GOT TO
COVER YOUR *** AROUND J.LO OR
YOUR NOSE AROUND BARBRA
STREISAND.
>> I WOULD ABSOLUTELY TAKE MY
SHIRT OFF.
>> I THINK WOMEN ARE WAY MORE
LIKE SELF-CONSCIOUS OF THAT THAN
MEN.
>> YOU'RE NEVER CONSCIOUS OF HOW
OTHER PEOPLE LOOK AROUND YOU?
WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MANY TIME IN
THE GYM?
>> BECAUSE HE'S 65 AND TRYING
NOT TO DIE.
ANNOUNCER: COULD BE, OR --
>> WHEN YOU'RE IN THE LOCKER
ROOM AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE
NAKED SWISHING THEIR PENISES
ABOUT.
HARVEY: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
>> THERE'S A MAN STANDING LIKE
THIS AND IT'S ALWAYS THE GUY
WITH THE BIG PENISES BECAUSE
THEY WANT TO SHOW THE REST OF
THE WORLD.
ANNOUNCER: NOTICE HOW HE SAID
THEY INSTEAD OF WE.
>>?
THOSE -- IN THOSE LOCKER ROOMS,
BIG PENISES LIKE THIS, JUST
SCRATCHING AND
PLAYING PHONE CALLS, HONESTLY.
>> THERE IS A LOT OF UNNECESSARY
NUDITY.
ANNOUNCER: IN THAT CASE, WHAT
GYM DOES CHRIS HEMSWORTH GO TO?
HARVEY: I DO HAVE A QUESTION,
CHRIS HEMSWORTH OR ZAC EFRON?
>> ZAC EFRON.
>> CHRIS HEMSWORTH!
>> CHRIS HEMSWORTH HAS A BABY SO
YOU KNOW HE CAN GET YOU
PREGNANT.
ANNOUNCER: YOU KNOW, ZAC CAN
PROBABLY DO THAT TOO.
REGARDLESS, THANK YOU, CHRIS
HEMSWORTH, YOU HAVE INSPIRED US
ALL TO GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP.
JUST SO WE CAN USE THE LOCKER
ROOM.
BYE!