Ouran High School Host Club Complete Bloopers

I think you're taking this poor thing too far. Spurned, neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man, to our world of.. craaaap! Here, change into this uniform. What? But why? Don't ask questions! Change change change change change! No way! Wait- aghh- shut up! Okay. -obvious she doesn't like me. I can't believe I-Mmm, you are just.. awesome. In your blue shirt and your hair. Love it. Listen, senpai. I don't really care whether you guys recognize me as a boy or a girl. In my opinion, it's more important to be recognized for who you- I.. can't read, really. Well isn't this interesting? Oh, wow. Oh hey, I almost forgot to tell you ladies. Next week, the Ouran Host Club is sponsoring a party all up in here. They must know how to dance. If you want to live the life of a host that badly, you're going to have to show us how far you're willing to go, Haruhi. I order you to master doing the Hustle in one week, and you will demonst- I order you to master the Funky Chicken in one week, and you will demonstr- Can't you tell by the uniform? Ehehe, oh Haruhi... Haruhi. Ehehehe, your name is so funny. Letter? I'm in love love! For the first- If I can read! Agh! -without even telling me. That's why I decided I needed to- pfffhhghfpphgffgh -for everyone. It's just on the cheek, right? You should accept it. It'll commemorate your graduation from being a total ***. If you do it, we'll cut your debt by one-third. Well it is just a peck on the cheek. *gurgle* Hehe, my throat made a funny noise right there. -chance! Who knows when it'll happen again? You are absolutely right, mademoiselle. All bloo- ..blooty? All blooty is bootiful. You're blooming in more ways than one. You noticed! Yes, today I'm quite- crap. -my dear. What is it now.. daddy? Euughahahaha! Really?! Hahahahaha! I'm impressed that you figured out he had the wrong school. Well, there's no way such a small time doctor.. would ever be able to get into Ouran Academy that was absolute *bleep* I'd like to help this man find his daughter. *gurgle* Oh God, hahahaha oh my-! Hey senpai, I heard a rumor that there's another girl joining the host club. Is that true? Don't act so surprised. Why do you sound Irish? Eheh. I think it's weird, I got a granola bar in my mouth. Ehehe. May I try? -to anyone that crosses me. Listen up, shorty. You realize how much taller I am than you right now. So listen up. ***. Haha, I guess I can't say ***. No it isn't! But I thought you were the one who wanted her to have a good- bluhblehblublehblublablubla? Well, yeah! Female com- We take our job very seriously, boss. Last night, we- Aaaalohaaaa~ So which one of us is Hikaru? This one's Kaoru, this one's Hikaru. Uh-oh! You got it wrong! No, I know I'm right. You guys may look different- I mean, alike. Crap. How can you tell them apart? Hm, well how do I put it? It's kind of difficult to explain, but Hikaru's speech and actio- Ehehaha! Aaaahh~ I hate your guts! You took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, I hate you so much that I bought this: Beelzenef the Curse Doll! I'm going to write the- Uh, I'm gonna keep talking and then I'm gonna do this next line. From- Ah, *bleep* Would you guys knock it o-haha! It's much easier to tell the two of you apart now. No it isn't. Today the pink one is... one of 'em, and I don't know which one the blue one is. I.. I hate them. -have an underclassman. Someone new wants to join the club. But he's in elementary school. I wonder what he'll be like all grown up! On the next, Ouran, the grade school host is the naughty type! Our host club will be waiting for you! We'll see you then! I'm gonna be King of the Host Club! Hahahaha! I love you Colleen! Uh, uhm, are, you, yer, uh, Long live the Host King! I'm an Elementary 5th year, Shiro Takaoji! Hahaha! Was that.. too much? -forbidden fruit. Dearest, you're the mermaid who's brought light into my lonely sea. My mermaid princess. I remind you of a mermaid? You look more like the carp that swim in my pond at home, I never gif faf compwimems like phat! Carp?! Eugh, ugh, bleh, blublubla! Sorry. -chocolate, strawberry, and lime! Back off, what grade are you- I'm retarded. No fair someone like you has someone as big like that as your friend 'cause you're really tiny and it's awkward! Just sayin'. You alright? I know, it's kinda hard to get used to all the weirdos around here. Took me a while to get used to-adjusted. I can't read, either, sorry kid. That's another ¥100,000. Huh?! Hey, you should make the crossdresser-***-person do all your *bleep*! I'm not here to carry tea sets, I'm here to learn how to make it with the ladies! You won't get anywhere- Natural? It seems that right now we have a perfect blend of d- dublehblablublabludabadabdabadoo. Hey, if you're gonna- no. -suspicious to me. *gurgle* Oh. God. Let's see... I gue- I guess tha ahh habadaba pooool. Gooood. Ok. That's cheating! Hyuueeghh! Hyuuoohuhyaaheeuughhuahghaheehuegh! Iggh lady. -about 800 meters. It looks like there are a lot of undeveloped areas. Any..? And stuff? With.. jungle? *sniff sniff* Did my nose just whistle? Mm. Mori likes seashells. Eheh, I'm the sexy.. Haruhi. Bring it on, ladies. I can take all threes. Ok. -major haul! Dinner is gonna be a real treaaa-ahahaha! It's a major haul! Dinner's gonna be awesome! Oh, boo, I hate this line. Ok. -been easier on that little guy? Oh come on, it's not dead. Takes a lot more than that to kill a bug. Takes a lot more than that to kill a bug! Shoot! I'm fine, you guys. I don't need a.. doc-ppffhgphhhgfpeeegghaagagablehbebebebe Yeah. I need a doctor. You against two boys? But it doesn't matter that they're boys and I'm a girl. I was there-uhhuh heeahhhghhh That's no excuse you idiot! You against two boys? But it had nothing to do with- that's not.. that's the line that's written instead of the one I just made up. Ok. Wow, these crabs... Haha! It's really hard to talk.. with Milky Way in your mouth. But I guess that's the point. Ah, eating. Okay. Maybe he's right. Maybe I- should.. learn how to read. Ok. Guys, I'm really sorry. That I'm about to puke... all over you. Bleeghhauughh. You're a fascinating young woman, Haruhi. But... I've learned something from this. I guess I never realized... what a nice guy you are, senpai. Uhh... and, you know... that, you look great, without your shirt on. It seems like it'd be scarier locked up like that. I'm alright. I'm used to getting stuff like this- Getting stuff? Like this? Like wardrobes, I just pick 'em up. I'm pretty strong. Ok. Let's do that again, hahaha! Mgh! Emng.. mrm.. your armpit smells, senpai. You always carry bandages around with you? The supermarket was giving-Hehe, I don't know how to say this and not sound like a girl. Y'always- y'always! There I go again! -whenever he started high school here. Be that as it may, saying their club activities are only uuuh I can't read. And... I like to twirl my finger... Ok. I've had enough of your fooling around! Kmfmf, ahaha-aw boo. Ah! This is too much! Just what are you guys trying to do? Aw, poop! Ahahahaha! Ha ha I... forgot what I was supposed to say right here haaaa! Ok. Call me big sister! Have you made a choice? Yeah, I have. I think you guys are just uhh, little too uhh, feminine. For me. Uhh, take it easy. See you later. I-I-I-I-I hope so. Calm down, you guys. I bet this is a storeroom. I jus-ju-ju-ju-juooohh crap, sorry. But sir, I'm not even sure this is fish! Oh, wow! Uh, that's really fast okay I'll do it again this sushi looks good I'm really hungry. Anything we can do for you? I need to get going. Prease-.. Preasu bringu carru rounduh. So, we'll pay for lunch. Why don't you just order us some of of all of your sushi favorites? Hahahaha, it fit. So I'm really paying for it after all... Well, if that's what you want, I have a friend that runs a nice little sushishushubahalahaaa raw fish! Ok. I'm not stupid. I could figure that out on my own. Raaah. Aren't you coming with us? Let me just finish crushing this child. Your mom here told me to. Here, Tamaki. Wow, there's so much meat! I'm glad I didn't get any chrysanthermum. I'm glad I didn't get any chrysanthermum. I gla-heh. I-hehehaww. I'm glad I- I'm glad I didn't get any chrysanthermum. Please don't be scared. I'd like to introduce you to someone. This is Beelzenef. The Nekozawa family has not- observed the proper pause. You know- Oh, crap, I cannot see you through the microphone. That's also a problem. It's a tragedy that these two siblings are such polar opposites. As a result, they have come to be known as the Nekozawa's family's... damn it. Nekozawa's. I thought it might make the story more dramatic! Oh. I see. We were sent by the master's family, to bring out Mistress Kirimi back home with all the words intact. Is the rest of the fa- I don't know if that's even possible. Stop it. I.. forgot what I changed the line to. You're such an idiot. Ok. Well he's always wearing weird cosplay. You gotta put your heart into the delivery of these lines. You have to imagine that you're talking to Kirimi-chan. Chahn. Damn it! Hahahaha! That's easy for you to say. Senpai? I'm a handsome princely big brother. I'm a handsome princely big brother. I'm a handsome princely big brother. I'm a hansely prinsobpgbtssb Yeah. I'll try that again. Your little sister's going to be so thrilled! Look there, Kirimi-chan. That... guy there is weird! Sorry. But that's ridiculous. You're not the droid she's looking for. Just move along. We don't need to see her identification! It's just a cat. Your family sure does love fat-*** cats. Even strays warm up to you guys. What did you say?! It's true that our family reveres them, but there's no way Kirimi would participate in.. Something as... occult as befriending a.. stray cat, wow! She's afraid of animals, and cats are the creatures she fears most! Someone help! Kirimi! KIRIMI! gggrgrrrAAAHGHGHGHGHAGHHGHHH Haha. There's no need to be afraid, Kirimi. I promise it won't come anywhere near you now, alright? His name is Beelzenef. With this puppet's power, I.. can... Curse... Ugh... Ugghhah.. Hhhuh.. Hhh... Rosebud. Honey's Three Bitter Days. The Ouran Host Club will be waiting for you! I hate your face! -Club will be waiting for you! We're out of money! -waiting for you. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN! Bunny is his most prized possession. I can't imagine how he's going to react when he wakes up and sees that his precious wszz Crap! I'm gonna do this! Let me do it again. All that matters is their happiness. You guys better watch yourselves out there. Don't give any sweets to Honey-senpai no matter what tricks he resorts to. Oh, and incidentally those instructions don't come from- oh, hello, they do come from Mori-senpai, rather, not have- Not me. At all. Really. I am, walking away now. Goodbye. Thank you, I had nothing to do with this! You're on your own. *gurgle* ... Did you hear that? Something... sweet! You should have some cake or something! What do you say? C'mon! -Oh. I just, like, took out the microphone with my necklace! Mitsukuni has a cavity... because I'm careless. Ouran. For men. Keeping up with the storyline? Next time, Be waiting for you, the Ouran Host Club will. We'll see you then. Eurrhuhu uhuhuhu. Witnesses! Those party to the crimes of this so-called lawyer are commanded to come forward and testify! Like you, the one dressed in the Taliesin Jaffe cosplay! Mr. President? Our circulation has dropped into single digits. Our circulation has dropped into single digits! ... Why am I saying it like that? I hate it. Next week's edition will be our last paper of the first semester. If we don't come up with better results before summer vacation, the club will be shut down before the end of the school year. That would suck a whole lot. Well sir, the host club's photo collection I Love I Love I L-haha! Doo doo boop boo doo bpppfff! Moe Moe Ouran Diaries Volume 8, the doujinshi put together and published by Renge Houshakuji, Also sold out as soon as it went on sale. And, uh... and, I bought a copy. In fact, I bought 5. And they're in my pocket right now. Will that fit? Calm down. There's nothing to worry about. We have no choice but to ask them for help. However, that doesn't mean I'll fall victim to their ow in the head. Don't worry, it's no big deal. Just a ball flying through a... head and, window hitting.. face. It, hurt. Don't worry, it's no big deal. Just a ball flying through a window and hitting me upside the head. It could happen any day, right? Oh not that slow, shut up! Okay, got it I got it I got it I got it I got it! That's correct. I guess we've been kind of-we've been kind of lost been sight kind of been. It's a shame we're just now... learning how to speak, in English, and stuff. We've finally realized what we should have been reporting to the students of Ouran-ran-ran-ran. To Ouran-ran. Mr. President, we're trying.. to.. have fun tonight? Or tomorrow? T-You tell me. Why can't this just be over? You're Fyu-pffyupleasure, right? If you honestly think I'm going to fall for the same trick again, you've got another thing-GAHH! LOOK AT HIS BOTTOM! HIS BOTTOM! Kyoya-senpai? I was wondering... Is the Suoh sffleflfelflelalalaspit! The Ouran Host Club will be waiting for you. JUST GO AWAY! Mmm, Kaoru, Brazilian waxes are for women only. Why don't you call me Misuzu-chi? Why don't you call me Misuzu-chi? Hehajebageba. Why don't you call me my name? I went into business for my ahhgebleblaahblahbluhbluhblebleeeblaaahblahaahhh. Ok. She's a model employee, really. It's a shame I can't pay her anything! I got more time in the first part! Slow down! Slow down, baby! I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOUU! You are quite an exquisite seamstress! According to the handbook, jobs are prohibited. Uhh... I, uh, had no idea... Hhyuuhueghghughyeugh Haruhi has... puberty... problems, right now. And you know, I, for one, find pension Misuzu sexceptionally crap. Good morni-heh! I can't do it! I don't want to be cute! I wanna be a boy! Oh, how lovely! Come sit with me... on the bed. And whoever makes the best impression on Misuzu-chi gets to sleep in the vacant guest bedroom. Brilliant! That is an absolutely brilliant i-uh, splendid! Splendid idea. I know what it is. I'm juggling now! I'm juggling flowers! La la la la laaa~ La la la la la la laaa~ La la la la la... la... la.. la. Don't think this is gonna be a walk in the park! I plan on working you boys to the BONE! AHAHA! I love saying bone! Believe it or not, this is the first time I've ever held a... you know, what's this thing called anyway? This is the first time I've ever used a screwdriver! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Fine, fine. Not exactly subtle, but they do get the job done, so, five refresher points for them. Ah, Mori! The legs on this table are wobbly. Would you be a dear and go out back and blebufjjushsh come here! Adjust my hem! Alright. So, what's a refresher point? Haruhi, what do you think guests are after when they come all the way down to Karuizawa, on vacation? Pronunciation books, maybe? Honey-senpai's brand of 'cute' doesn't quite fit Misuzu's noshthion of rthehthehthing. Stho I'ma thay he'th outh. Get us some breakfast, please. I'll have baguette toast with clarified butter and garnet seal syrubluhdehbohblubluhbledobopboodoodoodoobloodoop- hey. Haruhi... Fuh- wuh.. what does that say? Fudgy-okra? Fudgy-oh.. Like chocolate... Chocolate covered fried okra... Mmmmm, that stuff's good. No, it's quite common for- no, heheh! For normalers! Hm, I'm a normaler! Hahaha! I don't wanna be a commoner, I'm a normaler! Hm~ That's not something for you to decide, Hikaru! I'm-nahaahaa I'm- still yelling at you! Y-.. Pull up your.. tank top.. straps.. gah! Would you go on a date with me, for-blah blah blah blah~ Hnf! Well, uh... I was going to take Haruhi ou-Ughh, Haruhi. Heh. Haruuuu~ So, you're admitting it? I guess you could say Hikaru's immature - Aw, I said Hikaru. Boo. Iahaha he's so funny looking. Alright. Hahahahahahaha! He's still in the hat. He's so funny; he comes a million miles an hour and just grabs him. Oh, gosh what is this show? Bad idea. Ahahaha! I can't! Ahaha! Uuuuh! Uwrawrawra. Bad idea. Bad idea, Honey~. Ahaha, I like his hat though. Okay. Alright alright alright. Phew! Lock it up! LOCK IT UP! I.. forgive-pppffflblbflblflblflblfppllppppp *whine* Make it stop. I brought you a watermelon. My uncle's got the best in town. Oh, hello Ara- Herro. Herro Arrai. IIIII... can't... say it right... okay. Oh my gosh. You guessed it, Kyoya! We're going on... A field trip, yo! I guess even rich people have to let their heur-... Their heurr? Let theur heurr deurwn? Ok. For the record, I'm saying it makes no difference to me whether or not I actually read the line as written. Heh. HEHEHEUGUHGHEHAUHAHAHGUEHAHHALHLALHGHELEGHAHLA EGYHEIUGHGHAHALHHALGHAGLHDGLHGHAH You might like me to b-.. Ou might? Ou might like me to uleave la-ah-ah-ah-ah urublublah. Could you ask third year student Mitsukuni Haninozuka to meet me out here? Who? Ha. Hew? Hew? Huney-senpaih? Ahright. Ok. Ahhaha yes. -failed to show any self-restraint, so he no longer has the right to be called a y-.. yuuhunizozuk, ah boo. Instead of wasting your time fighting, you could use your cuteness to offer solace to young maidens who can't get enough breath! What're you idiots lookin' at? Move on to the next drill! Pfff.. You lazy bums don't need a break, you've barely broken a sweat! Better start workin' harder or you're all out! Pfffheh. It's totally normal and way boring. We're gonna go find something more entertaining~ We're gonna go find something more entertaining. We're gonna go find something more entertaining~! But, then again you-ahhuehhul food. Just imagine, my little girl out- out and about.. t.. food. Kiiiissssss?! Baahlehlhugualguuhlehgl. Sorry. Aheh! Target. Captured. Wait! ..Oh, that's a long wait. Okay. Benio's late mother was a distinduished- ahaha, distinguished! Distinguished. Benio's late mother was a distinduished- ahahahahaha! Geeze! Huh, aw come on, stomach. This guy sure does talk a lot for someone who's supposed to be dying... I wonner how long- I wonner? I wonner how long he can hold out! Doo doo! Okay. I'll dew it againe. Well just between us, this is the uniform the female characters will be wearing in Ukidooki- Ukidooki? Really? Pffhah! -AND I CAN REMAIN MORE CAAAAALM?!!? And one more thing. You can't kell Hi- Hi? You can't kell Tikaru. Are you kidding me?! None of those things actually work! Call me potentative pantywaist! Scream it from the rooftops if you want, just get me out of here! Aww, hell... Hehehe. ... Did you see that? That... something... in the window... With the thing... and the other thing... What?! Stop it! Not you too, ffplaflehlfuhhyeuh. Could it be... ? Vic... Mignogna?!?! Young lord, have a good day at work today. Today. Good day. Good day, and have a good work today. Today. Working, at work today. When you work today, I hope that it's a good day, while you work today. Have a good day! Day day day day day day day day-sorry. Tetsuya, you've got to be more careful about how you speak to the young lord, awr-awwwhh, damn. -that we're intrigued, because the worship of this group of renegade young we-blaaaah. I can talk. -he's back facing the northern lands as he sorrowfully wanders the streets of hu so blaahlala. My pops was a good teacher, and he made me a great gangster. And that's great, and all, but... It's not great, actually, 'cause my friends are scared of me. And I'm all alone and that's not great. It's like, they forget sometimes how great I am, and then they say, Hey, er, ''Hey he's great!'' and like, that's just not great. There are many differences between you and our beloved Mori-senpai. But there is also one very definitive thing that you are lacking. And that is.. A lovely package! You tellin' me that kid is the fourth head of the Kasanoda Syndicate? Oh, I said it wrong too. Big brother Moninozuka! Moghamonimoo- Why can I not do the same one? Big brother Monizo-..Moni Money Monehy. Big brother Honi-ulahglhuah. Big brother, Moni-na, moni moni moneehawwuhrmm. Back at ya, Honizokuuhlalala-senpai! Back at ya! Honinizozuka-sesnpgai! Back at ya, Honinizozuka-senpai! Hey there, bird. Alright, demon bird. Don't think you've won. I will keep you trapped in this box until you tell me where the princess is! Is that a sparrow? Uhh, oh! Haruhi. What are you doing here? Euh. So, what happened to it? Your sparrow. Ah, j-just a.. bird. I found, it's, I found, it's actually came in this box. I ordered it off the net. Heh. It flew away... Get my gun.