Shiddy Day - Lyrics - Captain Tractor

I had an 8:30 meeting I woke up at 9 am When i called in the boss said "don't bother coming back again" I looked out the window It was *** with rain And i knew that i'd left my windows open again My head hung sadly There was nothing i could say I knew that this had to be The start of a shiddy, shiddy day This shiddy day This shiddy day When i've got beers to buy and bills to pay On this shiddy, shiddy day So i called up my girlfriend To see if she was home But it was my best friend That answered the phone He said, "it's over, you loser Now leave us alone And don't ever call back" And he hung up the phone She broke my tender heart She took it all away Yeah, well now she's just a part Of this shiddy, shiddy day This shiddy day This shiddy day That *** she broke my heart And i swear i'll make her pay For this shiddy day This shiddy day There's lots of snakes out in the grass Or so they say I bumped my head I broke a string My hard drive crashed Lost everything My tv broke My goldfish died My soul committed suicide Lost my keys And stubbed my toe My toilet plugged And overflowed This shiddy day just Goes and goes and goes and goes and goes and goes and goes Now i'm down at the bar Drinking *** and rye When this pregnant girl walks up And sits by my side She says, "i remember you You prob'ly don't remember me And i shouldn't even be here 'cause i'm only seventeen" My head spun like a top I fainted dead away It was the only way i could stop The onslaught of this shiddy, shiddy day This shiddy day This shiddy day I hope when i wake up this *** has gone away I woke up this morning Hungover again And i knew that this shiddy day Was never gonna end