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Hi, I’m Kerri. And I’m Dave, and this EW’s TV Recaps
for March 25th. It was Part 2 of the Season 4 reunion of the
RHOBH last night. You know, usually these reunions lead to moments
of reconciliation. But last night, it seemed that the only thing
Everyone could agree on was how much they hated one another.
And you can’t spell heat without hate! I guess what I’m saying is that the arguments
were heated. And full of hate -- you get it.
Well the only mature thing would be to take each
Battle one by one and pick sides. So Round 1: Carlton vs. Kyle - GO
You’re a liar and you’re a hypocrite and you’re a
Phoney and you’re a fraud And you’re a bigot
Be quiet for another minute. Another example of your rudeness.
I don’t give a flying f*ck about you. I have to give this one to Kyle, because Carlton
would Only pull that *** around her and not any
of the other women. And I’m saying this even though I’m
Scared of witches because I’ve seen The Craft and I know they can make your hair
fall out. Earth, air, fire, water, earth, air, fire,
water. Let’s talk about Kim vs. Lisa
Yes, I missed a lot. I missed a huge chunk of my *** life.
And I’m sorry, if I missed a party or two. Lisa, you’re full of *** right now.
You’re full of ***. And you’re a big liar.
So nasty. I gotta give this to Kim.
Lisa always used Kim’s drinking problem To get closer to Kyle or stir up drama with
the girls. And now that Kim’s sober, I don’t think
Lisa cares at all. Lisa has no use for Kim, which is why she’s
so dismissive of her. Team Turtles, always.
And finally, our last battle of the evening, Brandi vs. YoyceJacqueline
What do you know about depression? My mother was very depressed.
Just give it to Brandi! Give it to Brandi. I can’t hear Joyce’s voice anymore!
She sounds like a velociraptor who’s had One too many Code Red Mountain Dews.
They kill your *** count you know. Hashtag, what really killed off the dinosaurs.
Alright guys, whose sides are you on in the aforementioned battles.
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