Heads of Space - Trailer

Armageddon is upon us. An asteroid is in a collision course with earth, and all life on the planet will be extinguished. The Obama administration has come up with a plan to ensure the survival of the human race: The 2016 presidential candidates have been launched into space to colonize Mars.

Mr. President, I'm sorry to inform you there is an asteroid the size of Mali headed toward Earth So is Mali a big country...or a small country? It's huge! This is the end of life on Earth as we know it! We have two state-of-the-art spaceships for the mission One will be full of bright indispensable people The other spaceship will transport the leader of the New World How about we send all the presidential candidates? And they can duke it out in space The Bible and Bruce Willis call this day Armageddon The human race will prevail because we are sending our best! I forgot my iPhone charger I'm really looking forward to spending the next 260 thousand minutes with you guys. Why don't you shut up! You gay-foreign-made-ugly-vegan-vomit-hipster- loving ***-left-wing-***-PC user-prick- asian-sex-hamster-American taking jobs machine! Are you Muslim? You are, aren't you Did you bring your birth certificate? Hahaha! That's a joke! And because it's funny I have to laugh like any regular human folk, hahaha! I'm human