Civ 5 in 5 Mins - Denmark on deity - Let's play summary

Denmark. Deity. This will go well. I could use some coastal mountains, darn Well traditionally I would do this Keep it unillegal And land some elite We've grown a bit, should expand before everyone else does Happiness will also be a problem at this difficulty I am not winning just yet Hello! Please be kind to me. Well I should work the boats Maybe declare some boundaries I think this archer lives for thousands of years Everybody wants to be a 'crat Channel the Flintstones Aarhus arrives We're an unhappy people Maybe some free protection will help Complete some cargo and composite I've been hungry Yikes! Ready the warriors with Honor Berserkers, but will I be brave enough to use them A sizeable army is wise Invest in some scientific real estate Radical, Free chemistry for free radicals Continue to honour Honor This land is my land, this land is my land EXPLOSION Alright we can upgrade our firepower Pew pew pew? More like *** Boomsticks aplenty: bring it on enemies I am losing! Tempting, tempting Pitch a tent Religious wars are at full-force Hey it looks like I'm not completely pathetic Better discipline ourselves Happiness for protection? I'll take it I only need slight more than a thousand points to get to first place Two fish are better than one fish Covet the Great Barrier Reef! There's probably three or four fish in there Archaeology, just sound it out I figure he's a better host than the other guy Almost finished with this tree He can dig there Allocate aluminium all over And HE can dig here Honor Tree finished! We now get cash for killing enemies An Eiffel Tower before it's completed somewhere else It was completed somewhere else, and there's no war of 1812 We're ideologically free And we're getting imports from France Bonjour, bonjour, allo I am glad Copenhagen reached out for that oil and coal, and the purple of course Submarines for submarination We might take out Hiawatha's hometown as it seems like a popular place to attack We're here! *** There's not much to pillage in the high seas Everyone is targeting the Iroqois and I'm more of an observer I see a few tiles still unpillaged! Like those deer! Crowded chaos The Non-Olympics will be trained-for Pillage for a nice, smokey affect Ya fine. Now stay in last place. How did he sneak this settler to sea?! Well I am barely last Gatling Guns will up the score Maybe the Statue of Liberty could be mine Hurry hurry! Profess some prose Ideological inspiration makes things a third more useful I'm NOT losing, I'm the runner up to third These guys are just having a beach vacation 12 points ahead of Hiawatha, 10 turns to electronics! 10 turns changed a lot, 3 points behind I'm not losing I'm not losing Infantry in their infancy Rationalism is right now They don't want to come yet, I called Interesting trade but I think you know I don't know about uranium yet But soon I will! Airport - window or aisle? Apollo - the Danish god of space I am losing Maybe a boost in science is all I need Satellites will reveal one last natural wonder that's hiding under that fog Now how can I get back into fourth?! Patience perhaps Siam is having a bad day And Pocatello is already half-way off Earth These guys were diverted north, the submarines don't mind Ice floats This guy sinks If we had uranium it'd soon be fissile Maybe if I get the Space Station up, people will give me their spaceship parts I know I know, why didn't I just go take out everybody when I had the chance Oh ya... I never had a chance! One time research boost. One time. Well maybe if I attack ummm Yomba? Harran? Nevermind.