The Colony Of Love

Hello, my name is Little Noah Frequently in my life, my friends and I have problems with the ladies Then, I found the best product in the world Follow me while I tell you of the information of the product of our dreams This product is magic It makes the girls VERY crazy (Snort) Hello ladies...hehehe How are you? (Nervous laugh) (Snaps a lot) (In English) We speak english! Oh, what a shame! No worries sir! I have a product for you! It's La Colonia de Amor How Good! I'm going to get ALL of the girls! I'll put La Colonia on Come! Come! More, More, MORE!! One hundred... Two hundred... Two hundred and.... Twenty! (Applause) Do one more! Do one more! Do one More! Lookin's free, but touchin's gonna cost ya I wish I could have muscles like him Listen, listen, little Nat No worries, my friend I can give you what you need. Touch it La Colonia....de Amor Thanks, my new friend Now, the girls are going to love me Please, give it to me Ohhh, Kill 'em Where are the girls? I don't want them I love myself, and the girls now Ah, there's a dog! Why do the girl dogs not like me? I only want one girl dog The girl dogs always run away from me! They make me cry I'm very sad... No worries, my friend I have the perfect product for you Try La Colonia de Amor Thanks Sir! I put on La Colonia And all the girl dogs come to me Finally! I have a dog! I'll get all of the girl dogs! Do you have problems asking girls to Homecoming? Because I have many problems with them Yes sir, I have many problems with girls I don't ask them because I have a fear of rejection No worries sir, I have the product of your dreams La Colonia de Amor? Thanks, little Noah! Now I don't have to talk to girls All I have to do is spray La Colonia and the girls will come to me (Sniffs) (Passes out) I smell bad! No worries sir Use La Colonia! The girls want me! Yes, of course I smell great! But I'm tired. Smell me girls I'm very lonely I don't have friends I'm sitting in the hot tub with nobody else Hey, man Did you say you have no friends? I have the solution for you! La Colonia de Amor It is going to resolve all of your problems I want it! I'm going to fix many problems I will not be alone I spray myself with La Colonia The girls will go crazy for me! How good! Do you hate to clean your room? Yes, my room is very dirty But I am very lazy No worries, sir I have the product....of your dreams I present to you the best product in the world It's La Colonia de Amor Put La Colonia on a mess... And the girls are going to clean! Ah, how fabulous! Now I can take a nap Where is Little Noah? Oh, he died But don't worry, I'm here for you when you need La Colonia I'm not worried about anything! Good, thanks! Start! Hello girl, how are you? I'm good because I see you Ah yes, yes, miss Your eyes shine like the stars You are the girl of my dreams Oh, sir! Hola...chica Me...gusta..queso Pshh...how phenomenal What a shame! I'm terrible with the girls! NO WORRIES SIR! With La Colonia de Amor, you don't talk to them Thanks, man Where are the girls? Girl! Girl! Come Back! Come Back! Ah, I do not like homework, I hate to do my homework Did you say you do not like homework? And you want the girls to come? What? Pay attention. You spray La Colonia de Amor on your homework And the girls are going to come How good! Come here girls! Do my homework! I love La Colonia I use it for all of the activities Hey, Young Money! Buy La Colonia for the family Start to buy it for them now, and pay $7,000 The phones are ringing! Buy them La Colonia Start to buy it for your friends Ask for La Colonia, Buy La Colonia for them! The people are buying it now! Sometimes I put it on myself I'm going to tell the world! I'm going to buy it for them Buy yourself La Colonia I am running away!! I love this product Make contact with them immediately and ask for La Colonia Lo siento I'm saying that I'm recommending this to all people I put it on myself every day Sometimes, I put it on others Start to buy La Colonia soon We are selling them fast! Therefore, you should obtain for yourself La Colonia de Amor! If you cannot buy La Colonia... I'll buy La Colonia for you! Start to call now, for me. Pay seven payments of $1,000 This product belongs to you You can spray it on your body every day (Subtitles by Noah Scheer)