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ANNOUNCER: AND NOW "TMZ"
PRESENTS -- DIVORCE IS A DISH
BEST SERVED FAMILY STYLE!
STARRING GWYNETH PALTROW AND
CHRIS MARTIN AND THEIR IMPENDING
DIVORCE, WHICH IS STILL A THING
APPARENTLY.
>> SO CHRIS AND GWYNETH, THE
DIVORCE IS FINALLY COMING TO AN
END.
ANNOUNCER: YES, IT'S TAKEN TWO
YEARS BUT THE CONSCIOUS
UNCOUPLING IS NEARLY FULLY
UNCOUPLED.
BUT WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG?
HARVEY: THEY WERE WORKING THE
WHOLE TIME ON A SETTLEMENT.
>> IT LOOKS GOOD.
LIKE THEY WERE DOTING PARENTS.
WORKED OUT A PROPERTY DIVISION
AND GETTING JOINT CUSTODY OF THE
KIDS.
HARVEY: THAT IS SO GOOD.
AND THEY'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION
FOR A LOT OF FAMILIES GETTING
DIVORCED.
ANNOUNCER: EXACTLY.
THEY SPENT MORE TIME TOGETHER
THAN SOME HAPPILY MARRIED
COUPLES.
HARVEY: THEY WERE ON PERU
TOGETHER ON SPRING BREAK WITH
THEIR KIDS.
THEY HAVE GOTTEN ALONG IN A WAY
THAT PROBABLY MAKES THE KIDS
FEEL AS GOOD AS THEY POSSIBLY
CAN UNDERSTAND THE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
>> OR CONFUSES THE KIDS.
>> ALL OF A SUDDEN MOMMY AND
DADDY ARE AT A CAFE IN PERU AND
YOU'RE ALL MAYBE THEY WILL GET
BACK TOGETHER.
THEY'RE SHARING A WHATEVER YOU
DRINK IN PERU.
ANNOUNCER: WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S REALLY
GOING ON HERE!
SILENCE!
HARVEY: MOMMY AND DADDY ARE NOT
GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER BUT
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T BE A
NUCLEUS KIND OF AROUND YOU.
>> YOU MEAN A NUCLEAR FAMILY?
HARVEY: A NUCLEAR FAMILY.
ANNOUNCER: DON'T WORRY, BOSS,
SCIENCE IS HARD.
AS FOR CHRIS AND GWYNETH --
HARVEY: THEY'RE REALLY
TRYING TO DO THIS FOR THEIR
KIDS.
>> THAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
IT'S NICE, SERIOUSLY.
ANNOUNCER: YOUR SINCERITY IS
OVERWHELMING.
SO, GOOD LUCK, GUYS, YOU MAKE
BROKEN HOMES FUN!
DIVORCE!