09 Episode Five - Pagan pokey

(Extended giggling) (Witch’s scream) All right! It’s time for some more movement! So come on, get up! get up! get up! We’re going to do what is called the “Pagan Pokey.” A friend of mine by the name of Michelle wrote it. And first we’ll put our right hand in, and we’ll put then our right foot in, our left hand, our left foot, and then our whole bodies. (Chuckles) So here’s how it goes: You put your Wand in! You put your Wand out! You put your Wand in, and you wave it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you turn into a toad! That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Athame in! You put your Athame out! You put your Athame in, and you point it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you cast the circle 'round! That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Cauldron in! You put your Cauldron out! You put your Cauldron in, and you stir it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you make a witches brew! (Witch cackle) That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Pentacle in! You put your Pentacle out! You put your Pentacle in, and you sprinkle salt about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you raise the power high! Woooooo!!! That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Spirit in! You put your Spirit out! You put your Spirit in, and you shake it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you give the Gods a shout Hail! Do it with me: Hail! And that's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) Wasn’t that fun? Let’s do it again! ‘Cuz, you know, I like to do things at LEAST two times! So here we go! Are you standing up? Are you ready to go? Start with our right hand! You put your Wand in! You put your Wand out! You put your Wand in, and you wave it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you turn into a toad! Wooooo! That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Athame in! You put your Athame out! You put your Athame in, and you point it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you cast the circle 'round! That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Cauldron in! You put your Cauldron out! You put your Cauldron in, and you stir it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you make a witches brew! (Witch cackle) That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Pentacle in! You put your Pentacle out! You put your Pentacle in, and you sprinkle salt about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you raise the power high! Woooooo!!! That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) You put your Spirit in! You put your Spirit out! You put your Spirit in, and you shake it all about! You do the Pagan Pokey and you give the Gods a shout Hail! That's what its all about! (Clap! Clap!) Next up – how to make a talisman! Da Da Da Da Da Da Da (Clap! Clap!) WoooHooo!!!