I Love Spinners - So i wrote a song - !

If you can’t understand how awesome spinners are maybe this song will help. It sings the praises (real and imagined) of the toy sensation that has swept the nation! You may notice this song is set to the music of my other song “9 Dollar Cupcake.” Comedy music acts usually do parodies, which I don’t normally do, so I figured why not just do a parody of one of my own songs? Does that make it a parody or a re-write? I’ll have to call my legal team on that one and get back to you. Anyhoo, here are the new lyrics: My fidget spinner spins ’round and ’round I want to spin it so fast that it lifts me off the ground I spin it on my fingers I spin it on my toes One time on a dare I tried to spin it on my nose Mom just didn’t get it when we brought the first one home But after she tried it she bought seven of her own Dad keeps asking questions, like, “how do you win?” Dad, that’s not the point, It's just fun to make it spin! My fidget spinner can go so fast It made time go backward and I went into the past Where they didn’t have spinners but I didn’t care Because then I invented spinners and became a millionaire I got one that’s blue, one that’s green and one that’s red and black I didn’t like my yellow one so I gave it to my cat (he loves it!) I take my spinner everywhere, there’s never a bad place If I become an astronaut I’ll spin one out in space My fidget spinner! (my fidget spinner!) I like it because it’s real It’s something I can feel Don't ask what it means At least it’s not a screen My fidget spinner, I’m supposed to share But my brother has his own so that’s not even fair! My fidget spinner can make me smart It teaches me mechanics and inertia and the conservation of angular momentum… it’s all right here on this chart My fidget spinner My fidget spinner ...