Gundarr - Skygoth - Ep #11

*Meow!* (Screaming girl) [Girl:] Someone please help my ***! [Announcer:] Wherever the commonfolk are in peril, there is only one man to heed the call! [Gundarr:] HAHA! Gundarr here to save the day! [Announcer:] Not you, fat-head! Skygoth! [Skygoth:] Oh, you poor, oppressed companion animal. All alone in this tree... and the world. People are SO thoughtless. (Puffs cigarette) [Girl:] Oh! My kitty! Thank you, Skygoth! [Skygoth:] Whatever. (Gundarr snarling) [Announcer:] Skygoth! Wherever people are being robbed of their dignity and their cash Skygoth is there! [Skygoth:] Humanity is a masochistic jellyfish, stinging itself like a pile of electric spaghetti. [Announcer:] No evildoer is safe from the power of his super-sigh! [Skygoth:] *SIGH* [Troll:] Oh, wot 'm I doing? This all just a grim charade, innit? [Man:] Aw, what's the point of even being alive... (Skygoth sighs) [Gundarr:] (Panting) Gundarr here to be... helpfuling now. [Announcer:] Too late, ***! (Gundarr GROWL) [Announcer:] Wherever people are listening to music that he thinks is "lame" Skygoth is there! [Skygoth:] My super judgemental sense is tingling. [Peppy electro music] [Skygoth:] Oh my gawd. You actually listen to this mainstream drivel? The Grave-oids are the only band making real music, you shape. (Moaning sounds) (Moaning sounds) This track truly speaks to the pain of bleagh [Greggers:] Aw ***, bats! [Gundarr:] There be room for only ONE hero on this cartoon- [Announcer:] Skygoth- OW! I mean, Gundarr! [Toddy:] You know, we've had a lot of fun here today. But every year, thousands of unwanted goths and emos end up bothering the rest of us! With their stupid outfits and sad-sack personalities Help control the goth population by having your goth spayed or neutered today. [Gundarr outtro music]