Pigeons, Toast & Funky Power Point - Learningtown episode 9 - Re - Cookie

[STATIC] -Last week on "LearningTown." Oh god, it's fuzzy. [THEME SONG] [DISGRUNTLED QUESTIONS] PAUL: Please, one at a time. MALE SPEAKER 1: What did you idiots do? FEMALE SPEAKER: When's Cookie coming back? MALE SPEAKER 2: Why is it so hard to find jeans that fit? STORM: Those are all terrific questions. ALL: Thanks. We worked all morning on them. PAUL: This is the situation. Cookie is gone. ALL: Aww. PAUL: She took a VP job with the network. [WHOOSH] STORM: But fear not, for we have devised a cunning plan to get her back. Paul? PAUL: Thank you, Storm. Teddy? TEDDY: Storm will rappel down the side of the building at zero dark 15 while I, disguised as a common everyday slice of toast, will sneak in through the loading dock. At the exact same time, Paul will release the homing pigeons, who will distract the security guards by flying in formation to the strains of "Yankee Rose." Like so. In conclusion, none of this is going to happen. Thank you for coming. Good night. [EXPLOSION] PAUL: Plan B? STORM: Plan B. [MUFFLED VOICE ON PHONE] STORM: Hi. I'd like to make an appointment with Ms. Tuesdays. [MUFFLED VOICE ON PHONE] [BEEP] STORM: We have an appointment! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] PAUL AND STORM: Appointment! Appointment! Appointment! Appointment! Appointment! TEDDY: I'm in a TARDIS! [GROWLS]. PAUL: And we're really, really sorry. STORM: Impossibly sorry. PAUL: And we're jerks. STORM: It's true. Paul is a jerk. PAUL: Yeah. COOKIE: Yeah. TEDDY: Toast. PAUL: Did we mention exactly how exceedingly sorry-- COOKIE: Yes. And apology accepted. But I'm not coming back, guys. STORM: But it's the last episode. PAUL: It is? STORM: Next week's show is the final show of the season. PAUL: Huh. I haven't been keeping track. TEDDY: It's weird that our show is even on TV. STORM: Yep, it all seems pretty unlikely. [SPOOKY MUSIC] COOKIE: See? Guys, this is what I'm talking about! Sure we have fun. And once in a while, we put out a good episode. But I'm a grown-*** woman. I need order, structure, an office indoors. People not dressed as toast. Why are you dressed as toast? TEDDY: Gluten free toast. My body has no wheat. COOKIE: Noted. STORM: Plan C? PAUL: Plan C. PAUL AND STORM: PowerPoint! COOKIE: PowerPoint? PAUL AND STORM: Funky PowerPoint! [WHOOSH] TEDDY: One, two, three! [MUSIC PLAYING] TEDDY: Hey now, lady. Come on back to town! Ain't nobody else gonna keep it from burning down! [PUPPETS SHOUTING] [APPLAUSE] COOKIE: Guys! That was really sweet! PAUL: So you're coming back? STORM: She's coming back! She's coming back! The end! [THEME SONG] COOKIE: Guys. You don't need me anymore. That was the most teamwork I've seen from both of you, and I had nothing to do with it. PAUL AND STORM: Oh! COOKIE: This belongs to you now. STORM: OK. COOKIE: [HISSES]. So shines a good deed in a weary world. Ew, so dry! MIKE PHIRMAN: Hi! I'm Mike Phirman from "LearningTown". PAUL: Hey, Mike! STORM: Hey, Mike! PAUL: I didn't see you there. MIKE PHIRMAN: Yeah! PAUL: It's a good thing you're here. Don't forget to click on the links right down here somewhere and subscribe to Geek & Sundry. STORM: Because if we get 100 more subscribers by the end of the week, Mike here has promised to eat this costume. MIKE PHIRMAN: I'm not eating this. PAUL: I totally heard him promise it. STORM: Eat the costume. MIKE PHIRMAN: This is foam. I-- PAUL AND STORM: Eat the costume! MIKE PHIRMAN: Don't subscribe?