This Ain't Dallas - Lyrics - Hank Williams, Jr.

Randall Hank Williams , better known as Hank Williams, Jr. and Bocephus, is an American country singer-songwriter and musician. His musical style is often considered a blend of Southern rock, blues, and traditional country. He is the son of legendary country music singer Hank Williams and the father of Hank Williams III, Holly Williams, Hilary Williams, Samuel Williams, and Katie Williams.

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty This is a real-life two job working family And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen We're just a man and a woman holding things together I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty This is a real-life two job working family And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen We're just a man and a woman holding things together Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'" I said "Now honey, don'tcha know all of that is on TV?" And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen Nah We're just man and woman holding things together No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen Nah we're just man and woman holding this thing together Hey we're just a man and woman holding this thing together Honey, turn off the TV!