Nintendo - Lyrics - Talent Crisis

I saw this girl at the mall Cutest thing I ever saw I walked to her and asked her on a date She looked at me and said \"That would be great\" My girlfriend made my life complete She gave me everything a guy could need She took me through my ups and downs Until my friends said something new was in town Chorus: Nintendo, just for me Walked up and said \"What\'ll it be?\" Nintendo, all the fun Up to four players instead of just one Nintendo, sight to see Gravitized chicks that dance with me Nintendo, it\'s the one Doesn\'t mind having a little fun My new toy loves to play I could do it more than once a day It never talks back to me or calls me bad names Instead it lets me play all its games Chorus Then i saw her in the street I walked to her and asked her what was wrong She looked at me with her dark blue eyes Then it hit me She slapped me hard