That's How I Play - Dragon age

That's How I Play: Dragon Age Behold, Warden. The Darkspawn approach! If we cannot stop them at OstagarÉ I fear all is lost for Ferelden. Yeah yeah, whatever. So I went to the store the other day and I saw this trinket. I thought it would look good on you. You should have it. Uh, OK. Thank you. Anyway, as I was sayingÉ We'll send the archers ahead to scout as we prepare an ambush - - Right, right. So you remember that guy I killed back there? So I was going through his inventory and I found this. I though you should have it. UmmÉ.thanks. After the battle, we make our way to Orzammar. Where we'll recruit our Dwarven alliesÉ And then on to DenerimÉ And the final battle for this realm! Nice. So I found this in a treasure chestÉ It's like a music box or something. It's like the one my mother gave meÉ ÉbeforeÉthe DarkspawnÉ. Yeah I remember you babbling about that. I thought you might like it. Thank you, Warden. It will bring me solace in the trials to come. Yeah, so now that you got all that stuffÉ Are we gonna BLEEEP or what? UhhhÉ.. I'm going to inform the archers of our plans. Freakin' Darkspawn. I'm never gonna get laid! Heyyy WarriorÉwith your big swordÉ. What's up? Nothing. I was just traipsing through these woods and I found these gems. I thought they'd match your beautiful sparkling eyes. Here you go! Let's get this over withÉ. After many branching dialogue trees, and the giving of many gifts, the Grey Warden finally fulfilled his destiny. Of getting some. As for the fate of FereldenÉ We can't quite remember. They probably won. Why not?