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I'D LIKE TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE KILL SOME EVIL SONS OF *** AND WE RAISE A LITTLE HELL? [ SCREAMING ] I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, DEAN. DAD'S DEAD. AND HE LEFT A HOLE, AND IT HURTS SO BAD, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT! I'M OKAY, OKAY?! I SWEAR, THE NEXT PERSON WHO ASKS ME IF I'M OKAY, I'M GONNA START THROWING PUNCHES. THERE'S NO WAY OF SAVING ME FROM THE PIT, IS THERE? Dean: YOU'RE GONNA DIE! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BECOME! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL. WE'LL FIND A WAY TO SAVE YOU. LET DEAN OUT OF HIS DEAL RIGHT NOW. I'M JUST A SALESWOMAN. I GOT A BOSS LIKE EVERYBODY. WHO HOLDS THE CONTRACT? I CAN'T TELL YOU. TELL ME WHAT? THERE'S A BIG NEW UP-AND-COMER. LILITH. AND SHE REALLY, REALLY WANTS SAM'S INTESTINES ON A STICK. YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS? WELL, GEE, SAM, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW?! [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] [ STATIC ] HELLO. Woman: Ben? LINDA. I had to talk to you. YOU CAN'T KEEP CALLING HERE. I know, I know. Just tell me you thought about it, please. THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT. Don't say that. I CAN'T. YOU KNOW I CAN'T -- MY WIFE. I'm begging you. Come to me. Come to me, Ben. [ STATIC CONTINUES ] NO. [ RECEIVER CLICKS ] [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] [ STATIC ] LINDA, PLEASE. PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I'm not gonna stop. I miss you, Ben. We can be together. We can be happy. THIS IS -- THIS IS CRAZY. I love you forever. Don't you love me? YOU KNOW I DO. MORE THAN ANYTHING. [ STATIC CONTINUES ] BUT... I'M SORRY. Ben, wait. [ RECEIVER CLICKS ] [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] [ RINGING CONTINUES ] OKAY, LINDA. YOU WIN. I'M COMING. [ RINGING CONTINUES ] [ GUNSHOT ] YEP. I GOT IT. OKAY, BYE. SO? SO, THE PROFESSOR DOESN'T KNOW CRAP. SHOCKING. PACK YOUR ***, SAMMY. WE'RE HITTING THE ROAD. WHAT? WHAT'S UP? THAT WAS BOBBY. SOME BANKER GUY BLEW HIS HEAD OFF IN OHIO, AND HE THINKS THERE'S A SPIRIT INVOLVED. SO YOU TWO WERE TALKING A CASE? NO, WE WERE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT OUR FEELINGS AND THEN OUR FAVORITE BOY BANDS. YEAH, WE WERE TALKING A CASE. SO, A SPIRIT -- WHAT? YEAH, WELL, BANKER WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOME ELECTRICAL PROBLEMS AT HIS PAD FOR, LIKE, A WEEK -- PHONES GOING HAYWIRE, COMPUTERS FLIPPING ON AND OFF. HUH? UH-HUH. THIS IS NOT RINGING YOUR BELL? WELL, SURE, YEAH, BUT, DEAN, WE'RE ON A CASE. YOURS. RIGHT, YEAH. COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. WHAT THE HELL ELSE HAVE WE BEEN DOING LATELY OTHER THAN TRYING TO BREAK YOUR DEAL? CHASING OUR TAILS, THAT'S WHAT. SAM, WE'VE TALKED TO EVERY PROFESSOR, WITCH, SOOTHSAYER, AND TWO-BIT CARNY ACT IN THE LOWER 48. NOBODY KNOWS SQUAT. AND WE CAN'T FIND BELA. WE CAN'T FIND THE COLT. SO UNTIL WE ACTUALLY FIND SOMETHING, I'D LIKE TO DO MY JOB. NO, SAM. NO. I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THIS FIGHT WITH YOU. WELL, SHE CAN'T! I DO. BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME, OKAY? WHAT? SHE TOLD ME... FLAT-OUT THAT SHE COULD NOT SAVE ME -- NOBODY CAN. AND YOU JUST SOMEHOW NEGLECTED TO MENTION THIS TO ME? WELL, YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT THAT *** THINKS, AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU, SO... SO WHAT -- NOW YOU'RE KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME, DEAN? YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHO'S KEEPING SECRETS FROM WHO? NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING? GUESS I'M GOING TO OHIO. I FOUND HIM...THERE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US EVERYTHING YOU SAW, MRS. WATERS? YOU MEAN BESIDES MY DEAD HUSBAND? WELL, JUST EVERYTHING ELSE... YOU SAW, PLEASE. THERE WAS, UH, BLOOD...EVERYWHERE. THE PHONE WAS RIPPED FROM THE WALL, HIS FAVORITE SCOTCH ON THE DESK. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT TO KNOW? WHY WAS THE PHONE RIPPED FROM THE WALL? I DON'T KNOW. YOU MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK? I ALREADY WENT OVER ALL THIS WITH THE OTHER DETECTIVES. WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR IN NO TIME, MA'AM. [ SIGHS ] MA'AM, WHAT TIME DID YOUR HUSBAND DIE? SOMETIME AFTER 11:00. WHAT ABOUT STRANGE PHONE CALLS? RECEIVE ANY OF THOSE LATELY -- WEIRD INTERFERENCE, STATIC, ANYTHING LIKE THAT? NO. NO. MRS. WATERS, WITHHOLDING INFORMATION FROM THE POLICE IS A CAPITAL OFFENSE. [ CLEARS THROAT ] IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, I'M SURE. [ SIGHS ] A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, UM, THERE WAS THIS... THIS WHAT? [ SIGHS ] I WOKE UP ONE MORNING, I HEARD BEN IN HIS STUDY. I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO A WOMAN. WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT? BECAUSE HE KEPT CALLING HER LINDA. THE THING IS... I PICKED UP THE OTHER LINE, AND...NOBODY WAS THERE. THERE WAS NOTHING? JUST STATIC. DID YOU EVER SPEAK TO BEN ABOUT THIS PHONE CALL? NO. I SHOULD HAVE, BUT, NO. DID HE EVER SAY WHO LINDA WAS? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?! THERE WAS NO ONE ON THE OTHER END! LINDA'S A BABE... OR WAS. FIND HER? YEAH, LINDA BATEMAN. SHE AND BEN WATERS WERE HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS. DRUNK DRIVER HIT 'EM HEAD-ON. BEN WALKED AWAY. SO, WHAT, THEN -- DEAD FLAME CALLS TO CHAT? YOU WOULD THINK, BUT LINDA WAS CREMATED. SO WHY IS SHE STILL FLOATING AROUND? [ SCOFFS ] UH, YOU GOT ME. WHAT ABOUT THAT, UH, CALLER I.D.? IT TURNS OUT IT'S A PHONE NUMBER. IT'S NO PHONE NUMBER I'VE EVER SEEN. YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT A CENTURY OLD FROM BACK WHEN PHONES HAD CRANKS. SO WHY USE THAT NUMBER TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE? YOU GOT ME THERE, TOO, BUT EITHER WAY, WE SHOULD RUN A TRACE ON IT. WELL, HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA TRACE A NUMBER THAT'S OVER 100 YEARS OLD? WE DON'T GET TOO MANY FOLKS FROM H.Q. DOWN HERE. YES, WELL, THE MAIN OFFICE MENTIONED THAT THERE WOULD BE A LUNCH. WELL, I'M SURE WE CAN ARRANGE SOMETHING. THE MAN YOU GENTLEMEN WANT TO BE SPEAKING TO IS RIGHT THIS -- [ INSECTS BUZZING ] I KNOW. SORRY. GOT SOMETHING OF A HYGIENE ISSUE DOWN HERE, IF YOU ASK ME. [ BUZZING CONTINUES ] [ ELECTRONIC BUZZING ] WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KEEPING THIS PLACE CLEAN? SPAM MAIL. SPAM MAIL. STEWIE MEYERS -- MR. CAMPBELL, MR. RAMEY... I DON'T KNOW HOW ALL THIS GOT HERE. ...FROM HEADQUARTERS. OH. GIVE THESE GENTLEMEN WHATEVER THEY NEED. THANKS. SO, CAN I HELP YOU? IS THAT, UH, BustyAsianBeauties.com? NO. MAYBE. WORD TO THE WISE -- PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP WORTH EVERY PENNY. RIGHT. ANYWAY, UM, WE'RE HERE TO TRACE A NUMBER. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? OH, NO. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. HASN'T BEEN USED IN A FEW YEARS. WE KNOW. "A FEW YEARS." IT'S PREHISTORIC. TRUST ME. NOBODY'S USING THIS NUMBER ANYMORE. SURE. COULD YOU RUN IT ANYWAYS? SURE. WHY DON'T I JUST REARRANGE MY WHOLE LIFE FIRST? LISTEN, UH, STEWIE. YOU GOT LIKE SIX KINDS OF EMPLOYEE-CODE VIOLATIONS DOWN HERE, NOT TO MENTION THE SICKENING *** CLOGGING UP YOUR HARD DRIVE. WHEN MY PARTNER SAYS RUN THE NUMBER, I SUGGEST YOU RUN THE NUMBER. [ COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING ] [ BEEPING ] WHAT? I CAN'T TELL YOU WHERE THE NUMBER COMES FROM. [ ELECTRONIC BUZZING ] BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHERE IT'S BEEN GOING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 10 DIFFERENT HOUSES IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS ALL GOT CALLS FROM THE SAME NUMBER. SO, ARE WE DONE HERE? 'CAUSE I WAS SORT OF BUSY. RIGHT. [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] [ HORN HONKS ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] YEAH. [ BALL BOUNCING ] UH, WE DIDN'T CALL THE PHONE COMPANY. OH, NO, SIR. NO, SEE, WE'RE CALLING YOU. COMPLAINTS? YES, SIR, UH, DROPPED CALLS, STATIC, MAYBE EVEN STRANGE VOICES ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE? NO, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY OF THAT HERE. NO. OKAY, UH, GREAT. JUST THOUGHT WE'D CHECK. THANKS. NO PROBLEM. LET'S GO. [ BALL BOUNCES ] [ HORN HONKS ] NO WAY YOU WORK FOR THE PHONE COMPANY. SURE, I DO. SINCE WHEN DOES A PHONE GUY DRIVE A RENTAL OR WEAR A CHEAP SUIT? [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH? WELL, MAYBE WE'RE BOTH KEEPING SECRETS. WHY'D YOU ASK MY DAD IF WE HEARD STRANGE VOICES ON THE PHONE? NO. MY MISTAKE. THOUGHT MAYBE YOU DID. WELL, I DIDN'T, OKAY? OKAY. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. [ KEYS JINGLING ] BECAUSE, YOU KNOW... IF YOU DID, THEN I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I'VE BEEN RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NOW. HEARING THINGS, EVEN SEEING THINGS THAT COULDN'T BE EXPLAINED. MAYBE I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HELP OUT A LITTLE BIT. ANYWAYS... [ SNIFFS ] HEY, WAIT. MAYBE... ...MAYBE I'VE BEEN TALKING ON THE PHONE... WITH -- WITH MY MOM. WELL, THAT'S NOT SO STRANGE. SHE'S DEAD... LIKE THREE YEARS NOW DEAD. HOW OFTEN DOES SHE CALL YOU? A FEW TIMES. IT STARTED A WEEK AGO. I THOUGHT I WAS, LIKE, CRAZY OR SOMETHING. WELL, I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING FOR SURE, AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH ME ON THIS, OKAY? YOU'RE NOT CRAZY. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] DUDE, STIFFS ARE CALLING PEOPLE ALL OVER TOWN. I just talked to an 84-year-old grandmother WHO'S HAVING PHONE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND... UGH. COMPLETELY ROCKED MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORD "NECROPHILIA." So, what the hell's going on here, Dean? BEATS ME, BUT WE BETTER FIND OUT SOON. THIS PLACE IS TURNING INTO SPOOK CENTRAL. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. YEP. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] YEAH, WHAT? [ STATIC ] SAM? [ STATIC CONTINUES ] Man: Dean. Dean, is that you? DAD? I MEAN, DAD? YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS DAD? I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. WELL, WHAT DID HE SOUND LIKE? LIKE OPRAH. IT WAS DAD. HE SOUNDED LIKE DAD. WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DID HE SAY? MY NAME. THAT'S IT? YEAH, THE CALL DROPPED OUT. WHY WOULD HE EVEN CALL IN THE FIRST PLACE, DEAN? I DON'T KNOW, MAN. WHY ARE GHOSTS CALLING ANYBODY IN THIS TOWN? BUT I MEAN, OTHER PEOPLE ARE HEARING FROM THEIR LOVED ONES. WHY CAN'T WE? IT'S AT LEAST A POSSIBILITY, RIGHT? YEAH, I GUESS. OKAY, SO WHAT... WHAT IF IT REALLY IS DAD? WHAT HAPPENS IF HE CALLS BACK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO I SAY? "HELLO." "HELLO"? THAT'S WHAT YOU COME BACK WITH -- "HELLO"? UH... "HELLO"? [ DOOR OPENS ] [ DOOR OPENS ] Dean: FIND ANYTHING? AFTER THREE HOURS, I HAVE FOUND NO REASON WHY ANYTHING SUPERNATURAL WOULD BE GOING ON HERE. WOW, YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK A STANFORD EDUCATION AND A HIGH-SCHOOL HOOKUP RATE OF 0.0 WOULD PRODUCE BETTER RESULTS THAN THAT. HILARIOUS. SAM, YOU'RE JUST LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACES, PAL. AND WHAT ARE THE RIGHT PLACES, DEAN? MOTEL PAMPHLET RACK. MILAN, OHIO -- BIRTHPLACE OF THOMAS EDISON. YEAH, RIGHT. SO WHAT? KEEP READING. [ SCOFFS ] [ SIGHS ] YOU'RE KIDDING. AND WE'RE WALKING. AND HERE WE HAVE ONE OF THE MUSEUM'S MOST UNIQUE AND TREASURED POSSESSIONS -- THOMAS EDISON'S "SPIRIT PHONE." DID YOU KNOW THAT MR. EDISON, WHILE BEING ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED INVENTORS, WAS ALSO A DEVOUT "OCCULTIST"? OOH-OOH. What's with the quotey fingers? HE SPENT YEARS WORKING ON THIS, HIS FINAL INVENTION, WHICH HE WAS CONVINCED COULD BE USED TO "COMMUNICATE" WITH THE "DEAD." PRETTY SPOOKY, HUH? AND WE'RE WALKING. WE ARE WALKING. [ CLICK ] [ STATIC ] ANYTHING? [ CLICK ] WHAT DO YOU THINK? HONESTLY? IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE AN OLD PILE OF JUNK TO ME. IT'S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN. OKAY. MAYBE IT'S LIKE A RADIO TOWER, YOU KNOW, BROADCASTING THE DEAD ALL OVER TOWN. COULD BE. WELL, YOU KNOW, THE CALLER I.D.'s 100 YEARS OLD, RIGHT? RIGHT AROUND THE TIME THIS THING WAS BUILT. YEAH, BUT WHY WOULD IT ALL OF A SUDDEN START WORKING NOW? I DON'T KNOW. BUT AS LONG AS THE MOLDY ARE CALLING THE FRESHES AROUND HERE, IT'S THE BEST REASON WE GOT. YEAH, MAYBE. SO MAYBE IT REALLY IS DAD. [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] DAD? Man: Dean. IS IT REALLY YOU? It's me. HOW CAN I BE SURE? You can't. Dean, how could you do it? DO WHAT? Sell your soul. I WAS LOOKING AFTER SAMMY LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO. I never wanted this -- never. You're my boy. I love you. I can't watch you go to Hell, Dean. I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT. Because if you break the deal, Sam dies, right? WHAT? HOW? The demon who holds your contract -- he's here...now. [ COMPUTER CHIRPS ] [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] [ CHIRPS ] [ CHIRPS ] [ CHIRPS ] [ CHIRPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SOBBING ] [ DOOR OPENS ] [ DOOR CLOSES ] GIRL LANIE -- HER MOM'S GHOST SPOOKED HER OUT PRETTY BAD LAST NIGHT. YEAH, IT DOES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THINK DAD'S RIGHT. I THINK THE DEMON IS HERE. CHECK IT OUT. WHAT IS THIS -- WEATHER REPORTS? OMENS -- DEMONIC OMENS -- ELECTRICAL STORMS EVERYWHERE WE'VE BEEN FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. I-I DON'T REMEMBER ANY LIGHTNING STORMS. WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU STUDYING METEOROLOGY AS A KID, EITHER. BUT I'M TELLING YOU -- THAT ***'S BEEN TAILING ME, WEARING SOME POOR DUDE'S MEAT. AND IT'S FOLLOWING YOU BECAUSE...? I GUESS I'M BIG GAME, YOU KNOW? MY *** IS TOO SWEET TO LET OUT OF SIGHT. OKAY, SURE. DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, SAMMY. YOU MIGHT PULL SOMETHING. DEAN, LOOK, I WANT TO BELIEVE THIS, MAN. I REALLY DO. THEN BELIEVE IT! I MEAN, IF WE GET THIS SUCKER, IT'S MILLER TIME. YEAH, THAT'S ANOTHER THING. DAD RATTLES OFF AN EXORCISM THAT CAN KILL A DEMON -- I MEAN, NOT JUST SEND IT BACK TO HELL, BUT KILL IT? I CHECKED IT OUT. THIS IS HEAVY-DUTY DARK AGES. 15th CENTURY. YEAH, I CHECKED ON IT, TOO, DEAN. AND SO DID BOBBY. [ PAPER RUSTLING ] OKAY. AND? LOOK, IT DEFINITELY IS AN EXORCISM, OKAY? THERE'S JUST NO EVIDENCE THAT IT CAN KILL A DEMON. DEAN, COME ON. HEY, AS FAR AS I KNOW, THE ONLY ONE OF US THAT'S ACTUALLY BEEN TO HELL IS DAD, OKAY? THINK MAYBE HE PICKED UP A COUPLE OF TRICKS DOWN THERE -- MAYBE IT DOES, OKAY? WHY AREN'T WE SURE? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE, DEAN. I MEAN, SOME GUY BLOWS HIS BRAINS OUT, A LITTLE GIRL IS SCARED OUT OF HER WITS. WOW, MAN! A COUPLE OF CIVVIES ARE FREAKED OUT BY SOME GHOSTS. NEWS FLASH, SAM -- PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FREAKED OUT BY GHOSTS! [ SIGHS ] DAD TELL YOU WHERE TO FIND THE DEMON? I'M WAITING ON THE CALL! [ SCOFFS ] I TOLD LANIE I'D STOP BY. OH, GOOD, YEAH. NO, YOU GO HANG OUT WITH JAILBAIT. JUST WATCH OUT FOR CHRIS HANSEN. MEANWHILE, I'LL BE HERE, YOU KNOW, GETTING READY TO SAVE MY LIFE. YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE, YOU KNOW THAT? I MEAN, FOR MONTHS WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK THIS DEMON DEAL. NOW DAD'S ABOUT TO GIVE US THE FREAKIN' ADDRESS, AND YOU CAN'T ACCEPT IT?! THE MAN IS DEAD, AND YOU'RE STILL BUTTING HEADS WITH THE GUY! THEN WHAT IS IT?! THE FACT IS, WE GOT NO HARD PROOF HERE, DEAN. AFTER EVERYTHING, YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING ON BLIND FAITH! YEAH, WELL, MAYBE! YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT'S ALL I GOT, OKAY?! PLEASE. JUST PLEASE DON'T GO ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET BACK, OKAY, DEAN? PLEASE. [ DOOR CLOSES ] HAVE YOU TOLD YOUR FATHER ABOUT ANY OF THIS? AND BOTHER HIM AT WORK? NO. HE WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME ANYWAY. HE'D JUST CHUCK ME INTO THERAPY. SO WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER SAY? THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE ME. SO, AT FIRST, I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE CEMETERY. NOTHING HAPPENED. BUT THEN SHE STARTED ASKING ME TO DO OTHER THINGS. WHAT SORT OF THINGS? BAD THINGS. [ WHEELS SQUEAKING ] [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] HELLO? SIMON GREENFIELD SPEAKING. HI, MOMMY. YEAH, I WANT TO SEE YOU. WHERE ARE YOU? [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] DAD? Man: Dean. WHERE'S THE DEMON? LANIE, PLEASE. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. MOM TOLD ME TO GO TO DAD'S MEDICINE CABINET. AND? TAKE HIS SLEEPING PILLS -- TAKE ALL HIS SLEEPING PILLS! SHE WANTED YOU TO KILL YOURSELF? WHY WOULD MY MOM WANT ME TO DO THAT? I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, JUST SO I COULD COME TO HER? WHAT'D YOU SAY? SHE WANTED ME TO COME TO HER. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HOW DID SHE SAY IT EXACTLY? "COME TO ME --" LIKE, A MILLION TIMES. LANIE, THAT'S NOT YOUR MOTHER. [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME. DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. DON'T USE THE COMPUTER. DON'T DO ANYTHING UNLESS I SAY TO, ALL RIGHT? LANIE. WHERE'S SIMON? [ DOOR OPENS ] [ LIGHT THUD ] HELLO? [ HORNS BLARING ] [ RATTLING ] [ BRAKES SQUEAL, HORN BLARING ] Dean: What is it? Is that a sandwich? SOME KIND OF SCAVENGER -- MIMICS LOVED ONES, WHISPERS "COME TO ME," AND LURES YOU INTO THE DARK AND SWALLOWS YOUR SOUL. Crocotta -- right. Damn, that makes sense. DEAN, LOOK. I'M SORRY, MAN. I KNOW -- YEAH. Sam, the flies at the phone company. [ BEEP ] [ OBJECT CLATTERS ] This is Herman Munster. Leave a message. [ Beep ] DEAN, I'M IN THE PARKING LOT. HE'S HERE. HURRY. [ BEEP ] UGH! WHOA, WHAT THE HELL?! I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. AND I KNOW HOW TO KILL YOU. OKAY, WAIT, WAIT. IF WE'RE OVERCHARGING YOU FOR THE CALL-WAITING OR SOMETHING, I -- I CAN FIX THAT. I'M YOUR FRIEND. JUST -- JUST DON'T KILL ME. DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE! UGH. [ Chuckling ] YEAH! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE PHONE COMPANY, ***! [ CHUCKLING ] THANK YOU, CLARK. FORGET ABOUT IT. CLARK? I'M -- I'M SORRY, CLARK. [ Crying ] I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID TO YOU. I'M SORRY. PLEASE. WAIT! WAIT. DON'T DO IT. YOU'RE AWAKE. YOU'RE NOT A KILLER, CLARK. NO! THERE'S A -- THERE'S A GOOD MAN INSIDE OF YOU. I KNOW IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK, SAMMY? AM I A GOOD MAN? JUST LET HIM GO. I WOULD. I REALLY WOULD. IF ONLY I'D HAD MORE THAN A SALAD FOR LUNCH. SEE... I'M STARVING. UGH! [ BONES CRACKING ] MY LAST CALL WITH DEAN -- IT WAS YOU. YOU LED ME HERE. SOME CALLS I MAKE, SOME CALLS I TAKE. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, I HAD YOU FOOLED FOR A WHILE. ALL THAT EDISON PHONE CRAP... [ CHUCKLES ] OH, WELL. [ ELECTRICAL BUZZING ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ DISTORTED ELECTRICAL VOICES ] I'M KILLING YOUR BROTHER. OR MAYBE I'M KILLING ANOTHER GUY. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE HOW IT GOES. [ INDISTINCT TALKING ON POLICE RADIO ] [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] [ STATIC ] Girl: Hi, Daddy. HEY, BABY. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA CALL ANYMORE. I know, Daddy. YOU KNOW HOW SAD THIS MAKES YOUR OLD MAN. HOW UPSET I WAS AT YOUR FUNERAL. I had to call. I know who killed me, Daddy. WHAT? The man who killed me -- He's at the house right now. WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME? He's at the house, Daddy. He wants to kill you, too. Sam: YOU KNOW, MIMICKING DEAN'S ONE THING. BUT MY DAD -- THAT'S A HELL OF A TRICK. WELL, ONCE I MADE YOU TWO AS HUNTERS, IT WAS EASY. [ CHAIR ROLLING ] [ THUD ] FOUND DEAN'S NUMBER, THEN YOUR NUMBER, THEN YOUR FATHER'S NUMBERS, THEN TO E-MAILS, VOICE MAILS -- EVERYTHING. YOU SEE, PEOPLE THINK THAT THAT STUFF JUST GETS ERASED. BUT IT DOESN'T. YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT HOW MUCH OF YOURSELF IS JUST FLOATING OUT THERE, WAITING TO BE PLUCKED. DEAN'S NOT GONNA FALL FOR THIS. HE'S NOT GONNA KILL THAT GUY. THEN THE GUY KILLS HIM. [ CAR APPROACHES ] [ CAR ENGINE STOPS ] [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] OHH! TECHNOLOGY... ...MAKES LIFE SO MUCH EASIER. IT USED TO BE I'D -- I'D HIDE IN THE WOODS FOR DAYS, WEEKS, WHISPERING TO PEOPLE, TRYING TO DRAW THEM OUT INTO THE NIGHT. BUT THEY HAD COMMUNITY. THEY ALL LOOKED OUT AFTER EACH OTHER. I'D BE LUCKY TO EAT MAYBE ONE, TWO SOULS A YEAR. BUT NOW WHEN I'M HUNGRY, I SIMPLY MAKE A PHONE CALL. YOU'RE ALL SO CONNECTED... BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SO ALONE. [ SNAPPING ] [ GROANING ] WHAT IS THIS? YOUR FUNERAL. [ SPEAKING LATIN ] DID YOU DO THIS TO MY DAUGHTER, TOO? HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET OUT? DID YOU DO THIS TO MY DAUGHTER, TOO?! WAIT. THIS IS A MISTAKE. YOU KILLED HER. YOU KILLED HER, YOU SON OF A ***! OHH! [ BONES CRACK ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] SHE WAS 9 YEARS OLD! STOP! I DIDN'T! YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME! UGH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ Sobbing ] WHY DID YOU KILL HER? I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KILL YOUR DAUGHTER. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I DON'T KNOW. [ DOOR OPENS ] [ DOOR CLOSES ] I SEE THEY IMPROVED YOUR FACE. [ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT BACK AT YOU. SO, CROCOTTA, HUH? YEP. [ SIGHS ] THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE FLIES. YEAH, IT WOULD. HEY, UM... LOOK, I'M SORRY IT WASN'T DAD. [ SCOFFS ] I GAVE YOU A HELL OF A TIME ON THIS ONE. AH. NO, YOU WERE RIGHT. FORGET ABOUT IT. I CAN'T. I WANTED TO BELIEVE SO BADLY THAT THERE WAS A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MEAN, I'M STARING DOWN THE BARREL AT THIS THING... YOU KNOW, HELL... FOR REAL, FOREVER, AND I'M JUST... YEAH. I'M SCARED, SAM. I'M REALLY SCARED. I KNOW. I GUESS I WAS WILLING TO BELIEVE ANYTHING -- YOU KNOW, LAST ACT OF A DESPERATE MAN. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING HOPE, YOU KNOW. HOPE DOESN'T GET YOU JACK SQUAT. I CAN'T EXPECT DAD TO SHOW UP WITH SOME MIRACLE AT THE LAST MINUTE. I CAN'T EXPECT ANYBODY TO, YOU KNOW? AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN GET ME OUT OF THIS THING IS ME. AND ME. "AND ME"? WHAT? DEEP REVELATION, HAVING A REAL MOMENT HERE, THAT'S WHAT YOU COME BACK WITH -- "AND ME"? DO YOU WANT A POEM? MOMENT'S GONE. [ INDISTINCT TALKING ON TELEVISION ] -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY WARNER BROS. TELEVISION