"Ron Paul" — A BLR Soundbite

A lot of people say, "I kind of wish you were less coo coo." A pretty, a pretty, a pretty, a pretty goose for you And a pretty racing car. Everyone wants to do it and not think about the bad feces pudding. What if the world said "nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah"? Like a parrot, or if a baby got two, uh, two knick knacks up her sleeve and screamed "mahalo!" I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit, And when he was chewing on it, I mushed it and called an ambulance. White men criticize black people over pagers, and Mexicans will take shoes. You can give me money, and I'll go make a zoo! I've got many fake books, since I'm a leprechaun farmer who's a gambler. Hoo ha! Cherry soda! I didn't run away. I got a sandwich. And you'd love it. I'm Ron Paul! Everything's blue, baby. Quick! I want you to hide me! The Hawaiians think people are idiots Because we serve peach cobbler and we do it all in a spit cup. I needed more money and layers of L.L. Bean… At noon on Wednesday, I'm gonna be leaving a watermelon pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson. He's the one with the cooked fish allergies. Give me Vaseline for when I'm having these boring x-rays. If you refuse, I'll haunt your prostate. Bam! That spirit really wants to tap into my whiffle wine. Let's all pour lotion on the person who thinks I'm an ***, We should- we should take their wig off! Like a lot of people, I still drive an SUV. I'll ride the lightning. It happened to my kitty, and Elvis was part of it. Life is ***, and you're forced to fight the war. You're a pony, and you want this cookie, and yet you can't think straight. Bring on the steamed croutons. I love dishwashers, and if one of my spoons got left, I'd find the big ape who did it. The hardest part is to shoot Ramone, I know it. Dude said, "Have some brewskis!" and I'm freaking, "Those are awesome, more like it!" Free bananas! Ah, well, nevermind.