I Didn’t Eat Bread Once So Now I’ll Look like Gisele

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- It'll be like this flowy, silk thing and like, when I fold it out like this, it'll look like I have wings and stuff. It'll be really-- - Hey guys, um, can I have everyone's attention for a second? - I mean, I was just describing my dream cape, but sure, whatever. - Thank you. Um, just wanted to prepare you guys for some physical changes that I'll be going through in the near future. This weekend, I was at a restaurant and I didn't eat the bread. (everyone gasping) - Holy ***. - [Trapp] What? - So, needless to say, I'm gonna have Gisele's body like, any day or minute now. - Oh my God, wow, congratulations. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. I was in the bathroom and I heard gasps, what did I miss? - Cassia didn't eat the bread one time. - So you could have Gisele's body like, any minute now. - Yeah. Uh! - [Trapp] Uh! (excited chattering) - Wait, tell us the whole story. Like, we gotta hear every detail about this not-eating-the-bread-one-time miracle, I mean, where were you? - So I was having dinner at Gene's Not So Lean's Italian Cuisines. (oohing and aahing) - I love that place, one of those with the S after Lean. - Great bathrooms-- - Wait a second okay, shut up. Who were you with? - No one. - What? - Tout sole. So that makes it all the more enticing to eat the bread, cause you have to kill the lonely. - Okay, when the bread came to your table, you jus-- - Didn't eat it. - Well f--(beep). - This is incredible! (excited chattering and laughing) - I cannot wrap my mind around this not eating the bread one time thing! - Are you trying right now? - I'm trying! Nope, just can't do it. I cannot believe it. - [Shavon] I have no idea. What did you eat? - [Voiceover] Ooh. - I ordered spaghetti bologniase, extra niase. Oh and that was another thing, they forget the extra niase at first, so I had to send it back. - What the ***? - So that was another full 15 minutes of me not eating the bread. - No. - My Gisele body hasn't popped on yet, but I'm sure it will any minute now. - Of course, Cassia, you not eating the bread that one time is more heroic than our soldiers. - Well, I don't know. - Cassia, this package came for you. - Oh, thank you. - Oh, bread! - [Trapp] Yeah! - I ordered a bunch of stuff off Amazon when I realized I would have Gisele's body any second now. Plus I love the fact that she's like, from the Amazon. (chattering) - Yes, yes! - So this is all I'll wear now. bikinis, string bikinis. (oohing and aahing) - You've got it, flaunt it. - This is where I'll work now. - Oh, cool. (oohing and aahing) - And of course I love the Patriots now. - It's a football team. - Or shall I say, well I have to practice Brazilian before I can use it. - Cassia, are you saying you think you're going to become Gisele? - It was warm bread and a whipped, tiny butter that I forwent. - Than that's it, you're going to become Gisele. - Yeah, and she will become me and get this body. - Actually in that case, do you mind if I um, I'm just gonna ah... - Is that-- (marker squeaking) - For Tom Brady. - Yeah, I wanna *** Tom Brady. - Hey, I'm Cassia from CollegeHumor. To subsribe, click here and to see more fun stuff, click here. Now can I get my *** chocolate latte? No, It's a hot chocolate with extra foam, idiot. (light hip-hop music) Don't forget to click. (laughing nervously) Just kidding, I drink.