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-Thanks to newly developed technology,
we here at "Late Night" now have the ability
to record the tiny voice that is inside Donald Trump's head.
And you might be surprised
to know that, like everyone's inner voice,
Donald Trump's is filled with paralyzing fear and self-doubt.
It's easily distracted.
So here is the tiny voice in the back of Donald Trump's head.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
-I just want to thank... -Hey, Donald.
It's the tiny voice in the back of your head.
And it's time for you to face facts.
You are way more comfortable standing with children
than you are when you stand with adults.
[ Laughter ]
Because with children, you fit right in.
You can have your hands at your side and swing back and forth
and get easily distracted and no one even notices.
Plus you're so much stronger than them.
You could pick up this kid next to you
and just toss him into the lawn.
Stop his dumb smile there.
Yeah.
I hope you're ready to get tossed.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, who's that hot lady over there?
I wonder if she's single.
Oh, oh, I recognize her.
Oh, you did it again.
You are going straight to hell.