Honk If You Honkytonk - Lyrics - George Strait

George Harvey Strait is an American country music singer, actor, and music producer known as the "King of Country" and one of the most influential and popular recording artists of all time. He is known for his neotraditionalist country style, cowboy look, and being one of the first and main country artists to bring country music back to its roots and away from the pop country era in the 1980s.

Well, I got a bumper sticker On the back of my truck There ain't another like it 'Cause I had it made up I can tell who's behind me They give themselves away Lay on their horn when they read this phrase Honk if you *** tonk Don't if you don't But, if you do Don't you love too Honk if you *** tonk Me and Friday night go hand in hand Ice cold beer and a swingin' band A girl on my arm that won't let go She caught my little sign about a mile ago Honk if you *** tonk Don't if you don't But, if you do Don't you love too Honk if you *** tonk Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now I rolled down my window, he said with a grin "I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in." Honk if you *** tonk Don't if you don't But, if you do Don't you love too Honk if you *** tonk Honk if you *** tonk Don't if you don't But, if you do Don't you love too Honk if you *** tonk Honk if you *** tonk I hear ya honkin', yeah I'm pullin' over, Let's *** tonk