Annoying Orange - Kitchen decision 2012

-(announcer) We now take you live to the kitchen for the 2012 presidential debates. Tonight's moderator: The Annoying Orange. -Hey-yo! It's A to the O and I wanna know... what's everybody yellin' about?! -(pies) Occupy! Occupy! Occupy! -Go back to Bananastan! -Wuh-oh, sounds like he wants a presidential rebate. [laughs] Now, let's meet the candidates. First up, President Brrrrrrrroccoli Obama! -[chuckles] Just call me Brocc. -And his opponent, former governor Pit Romney! -Good evening, hello, hi. -All right, first question: Pit Romney, are you a robot sent from the future? -Uhh... no. -Correct! [bell dings] Next question: President Brocc, with student loan rates at an all-time high, how do you expect anyone to show up for the Electoral College? -Uh, those are two entirely different things. -Ehh! [buzzer sounds] The correct answer is four. -Is it my turn now? Because I would like to purchase a vowel. -Sorry. Our next question is from my buddy, Pear, which means it's gonna be super-boring. -Yes. Governor Pit, why don't you tell us how you feel about... TAX REFORM? [dramatic music plays] -Well... I... I-uh... uh--uh, I feel like most of the foods in the kitchen feel: that tax reform is best left up to... the tacks. -That's right, Pit. We go down, you go down. -[German accent]: Hi, my question is for President Brocc. Is there any truth to the rumor that you like to cover yourself in molten-hot cheddar? [dramatic music plays, audience gasps] -Whoa! Anything you need to come clean about, big cheese? [laughs] -Absolutely not. You see, look, these are just vicious, vicious rumors easily chalked up to the audacity of soap. Now, I also have some facts, figures, and other statistical information that I'd like to share on the-- [buzzer sounds] -Uh-oh. It's the "boring" bell. Ten-point penalty. -Uh, Governor Pit, how do you expect produce to vote for you after seeing that scandalous secret footage from your recent fundraiser? -Uh... listen here, my friend. I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. -Roll that footage! -47% of produce will not vote for me. And you know what? That's fine. I don't care about them or this stupid job. See, the only thing Pit Romney cares about is dancing! [heavy-bass techno music plays] Whoo! You see that? I'm cutting loose right now. Oh, come on. Those comments were taken completely out of context. A dancing president? Well, that's just ridicul-- -Ooh-ooh! Do Gangnam Style! Do Gangnam Style! [audience cheers] -I mean, a dancing president coming through! Ha-ha! Check me out! I'm a presidential dancing machine! -And they said I'm a waffler. [laughter] -No, guys, stop the debate. This is a farce! Mr. President, I demand to see your burp certificate. [dramatic music plays] -Ooh! -No problem. He's right there. -[belches loudly] [audience cheers] -Oh, you think that's impressive? Let me tell you about my binder full of women. -Oh, this is ridiculous! We all know there's only one issue that matters in this election, and that's cutbacks, cutbacks, cutbacks. -[laughs] Silly Midget Apple, that's three issues. -Obviously, our friend is a "little" confused. [laughter, Midget Apple groans] -Final question! Food economics. As president, how would each of you deal with the growing power of the Gyro? -Uh... did you mean the Euro? -Yeah, what the heck are you talking about? -What? Am I speaking Greek over here? I'm talking about... Gyro! [all screaming, loud splat] -Hey, fruit fans! You can choose the next president of the kitchen. Just click the links below. Views count as votes, so the candidate with the most votes after a week will be the new president. And if you're watching on mobile, just use the links in the description. Do it! Do it now! Come on! Vote! Vote! [laughs] Captioned by StreamCaptions.com