Living In A Brown Fam #3

It's going to rain tonight. Just leave the car on the driveway. Free water you're about to get and you're off jumping like an idiot to the car wash. That's enough! Sit down, hero! Watch the news sometimes you idiot. You wanna go outside!? Another kid just died in Brampton! How do you zoom? Pinch what? Chun-dee that! Pinch! Open this story. What do I do man?! WTH DO I DO!? Jasmine, where were you? Daddy, I went to the library! Is that right? The library eh? Yep! Oh library eh? That's right... Jasmine, don't lie to me! I read your twitter! Chugging back tequila shots with Preeti @ Luxys?! Daddy, no! Let Preeti come home too ... Hello! It's gonna be rush-hour soon! Let's go! Let's go! Get outside! Mom's not coming! Hurry up! What make up are you putting on you diva?! Let's go, kids! Where's your mother?! Is this some kinda fashion show!? Coming! Like a LION! Like a LION! Alright, sit, let's go! Alright, you guys wanna go to Niagara Falls?! Yep! Dad, it's hot! It's hot?! Open the windows! Dad, don't you need Google directions?! I don't need no 'Google' directions 24hrs a day, I drive my taxi I live on the streets. That's right, you don't even come home! Dad, I wanna bike! Dad, I'm bored! I want my GAME! Want a nice slap?! Didn't you bring your gameboy?! Here, take your gameboy. Ok, good, give it to him. NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH! There's no TV in here though! Should I come to the BACK!? Give him his jellybeans, BENJAMIN! What are you doing, you're gonna kill everyone! Dad, the game isn't working?? Should I take a left here or ...? Where are you going?! Dad, where are WE?! You should've brought Thorlak man! I came with your uncle back in '82 This is it! This is the street! I remember! Found it! This is going the road to Buffalo! Mom, I need my laptop seriously! My cat telling ME meow!? Kids! Aman, the neighbours that just moved in ... ...they're black?! OMG, there you go! Look here, kids, your mom's crying! Because of the TV?! Nothing even happened! Here, Benjamin. Give your mother some tissues You didn't even cry this much at our wedding ?! What are you kids watching? What show is this, kids? Alright, anyways, where's the washroom in the house? Dad, there have been too many robberies in Brampton. It is pretty bad ... Yeah, it is, dad! Kids these days don't work just rob people. Kids are pretty effed eh? That's right. They do drugs These are the big bullies at school, dad... Dirty eggs ... That's why I was thinking about getting an AlarmForce system. AlarmForce system?! Yeah, dad. They're the best. Lasers installed. Locks and sensors in place. X-ray, cameras, a lot of stuff. They do everything. $30 is nothing, dad! Yeah, eh. You make $30 just like THAT eh? Hold my juice. $30/month? Is this idiot outta his mind ... Come inside, I'll show you. Let's go! Inside! Put this sign up. I got it for a dollar! AlarmForce ain't got **** on me. $30/month? Are you crazy? Lakhwinder, leave that house! There's a German Sheppard son, bun that ****! Aman, where's my juice? Dad, the Tropicanna? I drank it - ? Here you guys go. Some nice timbits. You asked for French Vanilla, correct? That's correct I asked for tea, didn't I? Don't worry about it. Eat these delicious sweets! Put some nice spices on it. A+ Quality! Here, you eat some as well! No no, I do some hot yoga and jogging every morning You wake up and jog every morning?! Of course! What time do you go? I wake up at 6am! 6am?! OH WOW! I even run to the temple! So, Jasmine's turning 26. Look for a handsome devil to take away her heart! 26?! And hasn't been married yet?! She's such a smart intelligent woman We keep searching online shaadi.com but we just can't find any suitable husbands! It's very hard to find nice guys these days My son surpassed university and now drives a truck! The internet is so over-rated - One sec, lemme get the phone Sure, no problem. Go ahead, pick up your phone ... Who the hells gonna marry HER fat daughter!? Look at her stomach just pop out! I heard she flunked her beauty palour course ... She hasn't studied at all Your son is so great and drives a truck. Don't ever get him to HER!