Timepass - Maddy chapter 1

*Tamil Love Failure Song* "Bro, get me a mickey" (called quarter in tamil) "Haha, keep it." "My girl Thanemozhi left me and she's gone." Kiwi: "Yo, it's been 3 years man shutup." Maddy: "This is not love man." Here, let me share you my philosophy, boys who play alot of basketball and girls who wear alot of makeup won't make history as a happy couple. What does that have to do with anything? I'm not sure man, just came with the flow. Hey Baby, will you please leave my heart? *tamil love song* Yo who's this new girl? What about Thanemozhi? She's old bro. What about this one? She's new bro. What about me? You're fat. Maddy: Wow. what a girl man. Kiwi: Go ask her, she'll tell you. Hey baby, it's Kothuroti tuesday's at Kanga's let's go. As soon as he gets the girl, he forgets me. Maddy: Yo, what are you doing, so ugly bro stop. Kiwi: Snapchat bro. Yo I think that's Scarborough Mani's little brother, Velayudham. Who here is Maddy? Or else what are you gonna do? Yo what'd you eat, breath smells bro. Cheetos? You want some? My cheetos... Punch Line: My shoes are nike but i'm a pori-ki (rowdy). Punch Line: I look like a Maddy, but if i hit you im a baddy. Bro, what are you doing, it's your turn say something. Uhm...hey bro I'm not single man... Wait bro, i'm gonna call my bro Scarborough Mani on you. People eat kolakattai (sweets) but if i hit you'll be flat board. Yo it's been two months since he left.. She betrayed me bro, she has another man. Bro, let me tell you my philosopy, girls are like pickles, you have to eat alittle or else you'll get diarea. Maddy, i didnt know you were such a baddy. Sokay man, we can take care of it, I'm hungry bro what do you have at your house? Poison. Oh at your house too? aah whatever. I'l see you soon boss, me and my brother Mani will pay you a visit soon. haha SCARBOROUGH MANI. Shutup Scarborough **** I was gonna say loser bro. Girls are like this bro, they'll say bye to you and hi to another guy. Kiwi: What does your heart tell you bro? Maddy: It tells me to slap you. Yo look look, its some hot girls over there. come come Kiwi: Yo listen to my philosophy bro. Maddy: You just shutup.