Happy Inn - Full comedy Thai movie with English subtitles

I'm lost? So creepy. Holy ***. *** me! brought to You by falang01 I'll get you, ***. Who's calling? Better be my girlfriend. Lerm? Darling dear. That's it. One. Four Nine, Zero. Come on. Eight. Gorge. Are you finished? Gorge. This is getting really annoying. Are you done? Yes I am. How many spoon did you put in? Four. Are you nut? You're supposed to put in just two. I can't help it. Such a moron. You're going to kill Nong. - Who care? - Hurw up. What a ***. Kiss my ***. Hey pal, how much for a night? Four. Four what? Four-nine. How much for a night? Two. 200? 500. 500? Yeah. You just raised the price didn't you? It's actually two-nine. 400? 500. Damn savage. I have here a product for sale. Interested? Yeah. I might trade it for a room. A kiddy toothbrush but can also be used by adult. 400. Too expensive. You imbecile. Be careful, darling. What's up with you? - Enough! I'm getting tired. - Come on. I like it. -I like it. - Like what? Like this. It's funny. - What about the toothbrush? - I don't like it. Not interested, right? - How about this, pal? - I'm not your friend. - Okay, bro. - You're rude. You want no toothbrush. - How about this, second hand? - *** off. - Want some? - No. Teow. Would you come here? I'm so sick of it. May I... Teow. Teow! What the hell is it? Have you done what I asked? My foot! That's enough for now, Darling. I'm a bit car sick. I need a little oxygen to breathe. It's really hard to drive like this. Stop it. Gorge, how many spoon did you give him? I don't know. You have to tell me right now. How many? Four. Are you crazy? I said two of spoon. You idiot. - This spoon? - Of course. - You sure? - Damn sure. I don't believe this! This is not a tablespoon. He is already dead. What am I going to do? That's enough. Okay. Fine. You don't have to get moody. What the ***? Rita, what is it? Mink. I thought you changed your hair color. Almost gave me a heart attack. When will we get there? Step on it, sweetheart. Faster. *** you! Where did you learn how to drive? This is a brand new rental car. Well, the road is slippery. I have bad eye-sight. The brakes are loose. It's also dark. You have a problem with that? So why is it you turn the headlight off? We're private detective, remember? Have you ever watch the movies? You hit the joss-house. The sacred spirit will come after you and break your neck. You fool. I don't give a damn. Just look what I've got here. The sacred spirit won't let you go easily. Please forgive me. And also forgive my stupid friend too. Please, no hard feeling. Wasting gas. Are we going to be able to chase them up by the way? Of course. Our mission haven't done yet. Mrs. Kim Lee will get angry. What did she say when you called her? It was bad connection, sounded like she was stuttering. *** man! It's mine. There's no signal. Are you waiting for the sacred spirit come out and kick your ***? Get the umbrella. What do you think about this place? Over 800 kilometers far from home. My damn old wife won't find us. Not bad. So quiet Where the hell is everyone? Anybody here? Mr. Flash Gordon. You're too damn quick. I'd like the most expensive room here. 200. Take it? That's cheaper than my socks. Nothing higher? You gonna give me a fan too? I see there's no choice. You don't need to register me. I don't want to leave something behind. Keep the change. Which way? And make sure no one bothers us. How futher is it? Just relax. I'll tell you when we get there. Kamjan, would you stop smoking? Are you sure that our money is still be there? Not that some *** checks into that room. Find the bag and then fly away. I don't think so. This motel is so spooky. Nobody dares to check in. There's a romour that someone was chopped into pieces and was buried around the place. His arms were buried near by the bathroom. His legs were under the tree. His body was buried near by the pool. Left the head with no place to buried. Late at night, they say there's an old chinese man who goes walk around the place to find his head. Would you shut up? I'm scared. What the ***? This motel is really something. Pae, where are you? You stupid. Wanna check in? Sorry, no room. Hey pal, listen up. I'm a cop and I'm here to investigating. No kidding. How many of you? Look, I always work all by myself. What about him? Behind you. I want the room number 211. Room 211, is it available? Sorry. Hey, kiddo. Are you deaf? Is it available or not? No, it isn't. Will you tell him what happened to the lady that say no to me yesterday? She became his father's wife. Your new stepmother. *** off. Leave it to me. My name's Beow. I'm deformed. Would you please get me a room? Take it easy, darling? It's not easy. I want to go for it. Let's talk about money first. No need to. Don't play *** me. Hold on. Tell me how much I can get for this? Damn. You let my *** down. How much will please you? A hundred thousand. All right. No, I mean a million per piece. I better go get my old wife for free. C'mon, It's not that much. You give other girls even more. The others are package deal. Not someone special likes you. Do you have another choice for me? Due to your dresses, guess I've to spend much more... than I can buy a Liverpool football club. Don't worry. We can talk about that. I'd like the happy hours from 9 pm to 6 am. I'll take you to heaven. Who the hell is calling? Thank you. Even/thing's fine. Who is that? It's not your wife. The reception would like to see if everything's alright. How could it be if they keep interrupting. Come on over here, sweetheart. Now I get the opportunity to *** a high class chick. How many piece you want me to take it off? All of it. I mean you can go now. *** off. You have no need to be shy. Let me see your magic landscape. Not now. Take it easy. Can't they picked another wallpaper? Wait for me... What the hell! Room service, sir. *** off. You idiot! I'll go check it. Make it quick and get out of my face. Come back here, Rita. Don't moody on me. Have a drink. I'm not thirsty, honey. But I'm hungry and I want to eat you. Darling... Enough! Would you act like a man? You wanna try some? I don't think this place is safe. I feel strange in every step. We must find some way to protect ourselves. This is what professional uses. A 99.9% bullet proof vest. But it's not 100% full proof. Even gold isn't 100% when you buy it. What do you expect? Here, I'll give it a go. You'll see what I mean. Real manlike. For real? Just one clear shot. Well, shoot! You ***! It hurts just a bit, like an ant bite. Damn, you GT9 SO awesome. That so manlike of you. You are my idol! I've been looking for someone like you for a long time. Now I know where that 1 percent went. Right in my gut. Pae. You ***! Hello? - What the hell are you doing? - Hello? Do you hear me? What is it? Did you get the pictures of my husband? You want to get rid of him? Get both of them. Get who? My husband and the mistress. Hello? Ma'am? - Didn't you hear me? - What the heck? All of a sudden, just changes her mind. Do you understand me? Don't wow ma'am. When it comes to ***. We're professionals. Excellent. You'll get a bonus from me. Get them right while they're screwing each other. What's wrong with your phone? Can you hear me? Pae. Help me. Damn, this ***' hurts. Did you hear what I said? Get me the pictures. Well, go on in. Push it in. You're not helping. It's too narrow. His arms. There! Gorge, you push in first. Close the door. And you come out. Close it. Close. I'm so sick and tired of you. Really. Now you listen up. You stay still and don't say a word. O kaY Don't even breathe. Nong. What do you need? Nothing. But what are you and Gorge up to? Nothing dear. Wh)' You Pinch my arm? Oh! No reason. What about Gorge then? My foot! Gorge too! Nothing, nothing at all. Nong, do you have anything up with me? You crazy? You are crazy. I was looking for something and I couldn't find it. So I brought Gorge along as a companion. I still can't find a single thing I'm looking for. What was it you needed, Nong? What's Gorge doing? Nothing. Nothing. Where did you stash the cash? I stashed it up on the ceiling of room 211. The room with guests. Then both of you can climb up and see. A whole million. Tasty! You believe in all this ghost stuff too? Yep, you guys better hurry up. I miss my money so much that my hair stands up for each bill. So much money! 5,000. I like it. I'll remove it for you. It hurts! Stop being such a ***. You *** idiot! What are you crawling for? Get up and walk. You really gonna go through with it? Shove the ghost out of you. Scared of the ghost in the air vent. ***. Laid it on a bit too thick. We'll slowly creep up and painstakingly slice it in. Just like in the movies. I like idea. But you do it. *** man. You always leave me to do the worst jobs. Keep going... A bit to the right. Deeper but not so rough sweetheart. Feels good? There's no feeling more sensational than this Rita. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to just pop. My ears are going to pop sweetheart. Come here Rita. Come and devour you sweet Daddy. I thought you said the money was up here. I don't see it. I thought I put it up here. Where the hell did it go? You're trying to pull a fast one on me, right? What would I do that for? Let's just go back to the room and talk. Let's wait for him to fall asleep first. I still don't have the guts to do it. That's how a professional would think. Outstanding. We'll come back and do him later. Let's go. What are we going to do with all this money, Nong darling? Don't tell anyone and we'll split it. I 70, you 30. 70-30? That's not fair. I'll take it to court. Should be 50-50. Quiet. Then I'll make it 80-20. I'm at a loss here. That's not right either. Nope, not right at all. Gorge. That's right. How about 60-40? You're both out of whack. It can be 60-40. But I'll just have to turn you in. It seems there are a couple of police offcers checked in. What a ***. In that case. It's up to you. Understand. Total bummer. This is getting on my nerves. What are you going to do? Keeping me waiting around here like this. My patience has limits too. I broke us out of prison expecting to have millions. But I end up not seeing a single baht of it. Calm down, Man. Stop fussing around. I don't know where the money is right now either. I think we've been played for. How about it? You were the last one to get arrested. You ***! You two don't trust me? If I was going to play you two. Then why the hell did I bring you here. ***. We're in this all together. Did you all forget what I did for you? Well, can never be sure. You could've tricked us here to do us. Yeah. He once told me that if he finds it first. He'll split it with me 50-50. You ***! I'll kick the *** our of you. Now I see! You two *** were going to stab me in the back. I'd rather have you screw my back side. Calm down. We just talked about it at first. Before we saw you in the joint. Who ever said to get caught one by one. I said to take off altogether and nobody believed me. You all just stupidly took off separately. And we all ended up in the joint. If I wanted to play you. I wouldn't have waited this long. Someone must've taken it and hidden it somewhere. What about those two assassins? I think it must be that two-timing old geezer and his mistress. Or it has to be that stupid looking bellboy that works here. Well, if he's stupid-looking then you must be damn ugly. It has to be him. It must be. Now you can tell me where did you find this bag? Are we near the bag yet? I'm sick of listening to you hunting your cat. Whose is this? Is this mine? Sweet! This is my bag. Really good. I'm rich! Going to buy new house! Sweet! Keep an eye on the body. Don't let anybody see it. Or mess with it. Get it? If you get it, do like this. Surely. I don't care who it is. Just do him and get back the money. If anyone finds out we're in deep ***. I don't want to go back in the joint. Then we should just do everyone in this motel. Good. Then set out to look for the money. What's with you and killing people? You ***. You both are such cowards. Here's we'll search every room. If we still can't find it. Then we'll find another way. Let's go. If I don't find it, I'll kill them all. Cockroach. You drama queen! Scared of cockroaches. ***' hell. I know how. Drink and get drunk. I'll get you. A ghost. It has to be. Better run. Run and hide. Ghost! Why are you here? A ghost. Gorge, I told you to keep watch upstairs. I like it. Look how loud the TV is on. Do you have ears? Are you deaf? You're crazy, Lumyong. Turn the TV down right now. Ghost is coming. A blind ghost. Turn it down. No. It'll shock me to death. Who did anything to you? Crazy! Not crazy anymore. Will you stop jabbering? Stop jabbering. So scary. You're the scary one. Stop! No! Stubborn are you. Just wait. Go for it. I'll kill myself. Now I'm mad. Get mad then. Hey! I said stop! How many times have I told you to wash your feet? What, my words have no meaning? And who's going to clean this? Just never listen. Don't look at me that way, you old Fool. Look how old and gray you are. I'll tell mother. And who's you mother? You like ***, Daddy? I always like it wild. And using a king size candle. We can make it a double match. What a bummer. I'll be right back. I'll look for a lighter. Ghost has reached the cemetery Just hasn't been buried yet. Once again Junius, you wait. And someone like me, doesn't know how to ***. Who's that? Look familiar too. She's a guest. How can I be of service? You have a lighter? I'll look for one. Granny. Two orders of American fried rice. Kitchen's closed, sorw. Alright, you'll have to wait. Takes 1/2 an hour. Think you can wait that long? Just go make the food. Yes, dear. Almost fell for that one didn't I? Spineless pathetic cold-blooded cowards. Will you shut up? So people can use their heads for a sec. Someone like you has brains too? You don't even have enough sense to hide the 10 mill. Burying it underground like in the old days. Would've been more up-to date than what you thought up. You're really getting on my nerves. If you don't shut up. I'm going to *** right down your throat. I will not. Then prepare to be the first victim to die. From the strike of the dragon. What? MY gun. We're all together here. You don't have to be scared of him. Tee wouldn't dare shoot me. He's the coward one. Look, he can't hold the gun without shaking. He's going to *** in his pants. Be still my precious dragon. Damn TV. Can he turn it any louder? Damn too loud. When is that crazy movie downstairs gonna be over? I didn't mean to. Damn! It went all the way through. My arms torn. You *** wipe. You really shot me. You ignorant imbecile. Hear something? Sounded something fell and went thud. You're not a bad shot. Not a bad shot my ***. He was going to shoot me. Go check if anyone's dead. ***. Like real target practice. Oh ***! That stinks! Like something rotten. Bet that's been dead quite some time now. Nothing to do with us. That's not his smell. I farted. It's clear. Quickly. Move it. Put some more muscle into it. Damn heavy. All my muscle is into it. So cruel. Then how come my side is so heavy? And my side isn't? Well, my side is too. So is mine. Well then, let's not carry it. That's fine with me too. What are you two bickering for? Now look, you broke his prick. Beeter bury him before someone sees. Just keep on bickering. Quick. It's heavy. Heavy, is it? Will you just shut up? You have no respect for the dead. Why should I respect him? He's dead. Haven't you ever read a thieves code of conduct? So, what are they? Just wait. He'll just rise up and break your neck, fool. Amen to that. May they haunt right down to your ancestors. Keep playing- Just wait, he'll rise up. All gutsy when it comes to a corpse Wanna try me? You ***. Gently. It's still hard. Is that his prick or the hynliknite batteries. He farted. ***. That missy is taking a shower. And the main thing is. That geezer has a ***. We'll wait for them to fall asleep. Then we'll come back and kill 'em. Excellent way of thinking. Just like a professional. Mr. hobbler. I'm going to kill you. Look! Hobble. You dare make fun of me! Can't take this! I'm the hobbler. How my leg hurts. My cat! I don't care whose cat it is. It's mine now. I'm going to kill you. Kill your wife. That's my cat! What you looking at? I'll give it a whack. You're lucky I fell. Cuz' if I didn't, you'd be dead. Wake up! There's trouble! Leave it here. I'm dead beat. Will you give some respect for the dead? How can you do this? Really cold-blooded. You should be a preacher. Holy this, holy that. Shouldn't have become a thief. That's enough. Stop this bickering. We'll dig the hole right here. What are we going to use to dig this hole? Didn't you prepare anything? Why didn't you bring anything? I have to be the one to bring it. Why didn't you? Well I was carrying the body. You shouldn't brought it. No, you should've. Why the hell are you biting each other? I brought the damn shovel. Here. Shovel. When was this? And sharp too. Where's yours? I didn't bring mine. And what's this then? Someone must've hidden it there. Yeah, real funny. I don't like the atmosphere. Let's get out of here. Can't use my shovel anymore. It's about to break. Keep digging. It's still sharp. Someone's coming. I say it's enough too. Let's go. Where the hell did she go? Damn it! I have a strange feeling about this. Usually professionals like us don't stagger before killing. But this time is different. You think that missy did something to us? Legs are so heavy. Real heavy. Do you hear anything? I hear it too. This is really ***. Go check it out. Me again? Don't want to. You coward. I've never met anyone like you. You go. You go yourself. You go... You go... Fine, I'll go. Go. Now why'd you have to say go. After the fine I'll go. I don't see that there's anything. Hey, you're dead. This time. You deserve to die. Stay in here. Close. This time it's not going to be me. Your turn to go. What are you afraid of? That's just a man. I'll go myself. Coming? You're on your own. I didn't see anyone. You haven't gone yet. Your voice is deep. Go. I didn't see anyone. I told you. You have to respect the dead. I say we go look the other room. Good day to you, Sir. Go on. Ghost cat! Blood! Ghost! It was buried! I buried it! I told you not to play with the corpse. What? Money! I found the money. 10 million! Open it up. See if it's in there. Is it all there? How would I know? Let's just go. Hold on. I think we first better split the money. It's not safe here. Just quickly split the money. So we can all just go. Believe me. Don't you trust me? C'mon! Hurry! You know, I'm not afraid of you. You're dead. I brought you here. Listen to me. You're not my father. You, get the money bag. You're not my father. Talk back to me? I'm at a disadvantage here. We're in ***. Did you hear the gun shot? Let's get out of here! I'm dying The jobs haven't done yet. Mrs. Kim Lee is going to kill you for it. I have the same chance if I stay. Don't you hear? It's a war out there. You wanna stay, be my guest. You see? Good bye. Just like that? He is dead. Ouch! *** me. Gorge! Help me. Who's that? Gorge... It's a ghost! Gorge. You crazy? It's me, Gorge. It hurts. I'm outta here! Gorge. I'm going! Scared! You think it's easy to kill me? Who pasted all this paper in here? Stupid idiot! It's so cold I'm gonna catch pneumonia. Anyone out there. Help me! Let them know I'm like a cat with nine lives. Don't come any closer! Handsome, I beg you. Don't push it. Mind your own business. Please handsome. Who's that? You ugly ***! A ghost. I forgot. Blood. Ghost. Help me! Scary ghosts! Help me! They're all dead. This is bad! Better to be dead. I wanna die. No, I don't want to die. Freeze! Hands up! What are you searching for, Sergt? Stupid. I'm lieutenent. Inspector, we found it. This is the one. By the looks of you. Wouldn't guessed you were a psycho. That's not mine, Inspector. C'mon, you've gotta believe me. I didn't do it, really. My car is parked up over there. Why do cops always like to come in the end? And I suppose someone did this too? No, Inspector. Anything else you'd like to say? Busted, aren't ya? ***. You're foster child. Never had a father. Why are you looking at me for? Raising you was a waste. Go and live in Khao Sarn Road. Why are you looking at me? Stupid kid. Thanks for helping me out, Nong. That's okay, you helped me out to. Sign it! Now! This amount of money can't replace my sister. Just put your head right on my shoulder. Remember her? Wanna sell malai on the corner of the street? Let me go! You killed my sister! You ***! Not waste any time. Rita, the cup with Cartoon is drugged. Alright. Thanks. Open it and read the inside. Hey, where's my cat? Ghost is coming. How come so brutally harsh? What she did to my father was more than this. I don't want to die. You scare the *** out of me. What about all the money?