Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 S1E12 - English Transcript

VERT: Stay double frosty, guys. Sage says those solar flares could do nasty stuff to our instruments. SAGE: Solar activity peak level coinciding with portal entry. Might explain why my rear-axle telemetry's a bit dodgy. SAGE: Caution, battlezone may also be affected. - Looks like your standard alien desert to me. - Everybody make some dust. Find me a key. Soon as I find out what's wrong with my axle. Catch up with you. VERT: Zoom, time for some altitude. Find that key. Aerial recon coming up. Hmm. First rule of a manual server repair, never need one. Hmm? Whoa! [SNARLS] Go on then. What are you waiting for, fangface? Even though you humans want to destroy my world I cannot attack an unarmed man. Who are you? And what have you done with Kalus? And you are not acting like a member of the evil Battle Force 5. Huh? Mount your vehicle and let us battle as honor dictates. Uh One moment. Guys, Kalus has me in his cross hairs, but he's being honorable. - Please advise. - On our way. Gotta be a trap. AGURA: Isn't Kalus' crossbow usually on his right arm? Typical Battle Force 5 refusing to choose the Vandal code to settle our differences like gentlemen. A Vandal gentleman? Ha. In what world? Maybe in this world. Sage said the battlezone could be affected. Captain Kalus, wait, please. Hah! Captain Kalus, I'd like to speak with you. I've come unarmed. Vert, we've got him surrounded. What are you doing? Playing a hunch I'm about to wish I never had. Cover me, but stay back. What kind of trickery is this? You ordered your team to stay back? I did. So where's yours? You know very well what happened to them. [SNIFFING] Or do you? Heh. Looks like a job for the Tangler. Yee-ha! It's not Kalus. How many talking lions with crossbows are there riding around in gold chariots? Just did a flyby on the battlekey. Whoa, and we're not whipping lion butt, why? Somehow those solar flares must have connected us to a dimension exactly opposite our own. With good Vandals, barmy. Where's the rest of your team? My good friends, Hatch, Sever and Krocomodo were eliminated long ago. By who? By them. SHERMAN: Those look just like our rides. Normally, it's between me and that Battle Force 5 which exists only to conquer peaceful worlds. Well, what do we have here? They look like us, but they're so clean. Not after I'm done with them. I wanna smash them into teeny tiny bits. Wow, Sherm, that was nearly a complete sentence. Oh, you boys are, like, so immature. Shut your traps. First we get the key, then we play. [EVIL FORCES WHOOPING] Whoa, doppelgänger dudes have really got their fight on. Can't let them get the key. What do you need, Zoom? Battlekey's on the side of a mini mountain. Gonna need Agura. Nothing's out of my reach. Agura, go for the key. Everyone else on defense. Let's roll. Looks like those goody-goodies are gonna get in our way. Split up. Take them one-on-one. These guys don't stand a chance against our awesomeness. Looks like it's you and me against you and me. We may need therapy after this. Hit them with our special move. So predictable. Spin? Spinner, I could use some height on this creep. One Chopper going up. Ah. Make yourselves useful for once and lower your ramp. Can't you do anything for yourself? [GRUNTING] Lots of aggression, but your technique is sloppy. I'm embarrassed that they call you Zoom. Hmm? Huh? - Huh? - Ha-ha-ha. Stanford, can you do something about your you? - Uh Right. Hey, me. - Huh? [GRUNTING] I really wish I wasn't so talented. [EXCLAIMING] You may look like me but you don't drive like me. Yeah, I hope not. You're burning out your gearbox, leadfoot. Somebody's about to get schooled. Remedial mace now in session. Huh? Hey! - We're stuck. - Ugh. - What do we do now? - How about we get out and arm-wrestle? Claws off. Ugh! You're so mean. Help! I'm beating myself up over here. [KALUS GROWLING] [EVIL AGURA SCREAMS] Thanks, Kalus. Now I can do some fly swatting. Who needs that? I'm out of here. Party's over. We'll let you clean up the mess. Oh, man, we beat them silly and sold them stretchers. Thanks to a little extra help from a Vandal. It is my honor to fight alongside such noble warriors and to kick some Battle Force backside. ALL: Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! Um Where's Vert? Heh. You can run, but you can't hide. Well, look-alike, looks like you're trapped. [GRUNTS] [ENGINES REVVING] - Oh. - Ha-ha-ha. Am I? [GRUNTING] [LAUGHS] So that's what I'd look like if I was a loser. I'm the loser? My team's got the battlekey and you're hiding in a cave with the bonehead brothers. - Why didn't we gag him? - We run out of rope, bonehead. Quit it. Stop it. - Bonehead. - Enough. - Ah! - Attention goody-good BF 5. You want your boy back in one piece, hand over the battlekey. VERT: Hey, non-Ioser me. A, we're inside a mountain, B, they'd never make that swap. The mission comes before the man, the way we roll. [GRUNTS] In that case guess I'll just have to walk right up and take that battlekey from them, huh? Untie Mr. Opposite. [BROTHERS CHUCKLING] AGURA: Come in, Vert. We've scored the key. We've gotta get back to Earth and lock this zone down. What if sealing the portal to Earth doesn't seal the portal to my home world? - My tribe has enemies too. I need the key. SPINNER: Hey, hey, hey. What if locking it on your side doesn't keep the creeps out of our sandbox? [VEHICLE APPROACHING] Good, Vert's back. He'll know what to do. Ah. EVIL VERT: Sorry, guys. I chased one of those loser 5s into a cave. Heh. It doesn't take a genius to know your comm won't work inside a mountain. Battlekey. Sweet. Uh It might be safer on my ride. Not so fast. My world has as much right to that key as yours. Back off, cat boy. Whoa, Vert, same side, remember? Maybe Sage can make a copy, so we can each have one. Hey, yeah, if anyone can copy one of this babies its a Sentient who helped build the multiverse. There's a surviving Sentient in your world? I must meet her. [SIGHS] Uh Okay, I guess. Who'd have thought we'd ever be taking our archenemy to Earth? Yeah, life's funny. [CHUCKLES] [VERT GRUNTING] You got first watch. Ow! I tied him up, and I'm bigger than you. - You watch him. - Ugh! You watch him. EVIL SHERMAN: I'm not watching him. EVIL SPINNER: Hey, quit pushing. Hey. VERT: Come on. - You watch him, you're ugly. - It's just because you're older. - Quit pushing. - Buzz off. Opposite. Gas on the left, break on the right. I did not expect you to be blue. In my world Sentients are red. Nor did I expect a race of good Vandals. Highly intriguing. So can you duplicate the battlekey? I will search the MOBI's data banks for information. But duplicating the key may not be our greatest challenge. If the solar activity ends you may not be able to locate this portal again even with the key. So this is the hub which is actually bigger than the town up there. My enemies, your opposites, are sure to have something similar. I should study this. Good thought. Why don't I show you around, Kal? The rest you guys go topside, grab a doughnut. I thought we were on a stage-two alert because of the Sage is on that. Go on, skate. You earned it. Uh Huh. - Cool. - All right. - Thanks, Vert. AGURA: Whatever you say. [GROWLS] [BOTH GRUNTING] Ha-ha. Rock smashes claw. This isn't a claw, you fumblenard, it's paper. Paper wraps rock. No, boogerhead. Rocks break through paper. Like when you put a bunch of them in a bag? Whoa, the boss ain't gonna like that at all. [GRUNTING] Battle Force 5, Agura, Sherman. Does anybody read me? Come in. [GASPS] [EVIL VERT LAUGHS] Loser Force 5, the key belongs to me. Oh, hey, Kalus. Pretty cool place we have here, huh? [SNIFFING] I know the real you. [GROWLING] - Vert, why are you? - Huh? It was all a trick. He's a real-deal Vandal. Don't listen to him. [GRUNTING] Hmm. [CHUCKLES] That was close. Thanks, babe. Babe? [GASPS] Battle Force 5, code alpha. Heh-heh. Those losers are the only thing between me and crushing this world? Huh? Epic fail, dude. When did you know? When Vert let us flake during a stage-two alert to pig out on pastries. Right. Our Vert puts the mission first. Rather a drag sometimes. Yeah, and the only doughnuts I do involve tire tracks. Hey, everybody, my big *** brother just let the boss' Saber get jacked. Douse it, peewee. That other Vert's using it to get away. Come on, where's the portal? Very bad. Ah Oh, boy. Whoa! SAGE: Dimensional balance waning. If the solar activity ends our Vert maybe stuck in the parallel world forever. [CHUCKLES] [GROWLS] - Huh? - Enough. [GROANING] Come on. Let me have a closer look at you. SPINNER: Got him cornered against the wall. I got him cornered. I'm driving. Bad shocks, grinding gears, trashed tires. Who does your maintenance? [CHUCKLES] Hey. - Ugh! - So much for grabbing me. - Ugh! - I'm on him. [EVIL ZOOM SCREAMS] I'll deal with the rest of you inside. EVIL AGURA: After him. Classic erosion cave, come on, give me what I'm looking for. EVIL ZOOM: Cool. Dead end. Whoo-hoo! Out of my way. Hey, we saw him first. Sonic blast him, knucklehead. Keep it up. [GASPS] SAGE: Solar interference is ending. Time is running out. You must save Vert. Bury those pedals, people. Come on, show me a portal. Oh, you guys again. AGURA: Vert. Dial down the sharp pointy things, would you? Or we might consider keeping your evil coz. [LAUGHS] Your twin here should have quite a surprise when my Vandal puffer gas wears off. Captain Kalus, best of luck with your future battles. And you with yours, Vert Wheeler. But now to return to Vandal where this key will not only keep my homeland safe but remind me of our newfound alliance against the dark forces. To victory. - Cheerio, mate! - All right! SHERMAN: Good luck. [RUMBLING] I bought us time, but our doubles are gonna dig their way out in about 20 minutes. Let's blow this popsicle stand. [SNORING] Hmm. I think I want something to remember him by. And I think he should have something of mine. [GROANS] EVIL VERT: Huh? It's the goody-goody Vert. - What? - The shirt proves it. Huh? No, it's not my shirt. I'm not him. I'm me. Ask me anything. Okay, how's this feel? Uhn! [ALL LAUGHING]