Singalong - Lyrics - Sammy J

SAMMY: Songs are so much fun, I like to play them But I'll need some help, haven't you heard When I find it hard to finish what I say, then I'll need you to sing the final - AUDIENCE: - word SAMMY: So we'll start off nice and easy with a slow one So the concept settles in your mind 'Cos you know the saying "it takes one to - AUDIENCE: - know one." SAMMY: Well, now you know it, don't get left be - AUDIENCE: - hind SAMMY: Well, now we're going faster Luigi likes his - AUDIENCE: Pasta SAMMY That was just a test to see if you're racist The Japanese are nice And they eat a lot of - AUDIENCE: - rice SAMMY: Steamed vegetables But don't worry if you fall It's all for one and AUDIENCE: - one for all SAMMY: Well, now you're going great, you're like a choir Everybody loves a singalong Well, I could say, "Get out, guys, there's a - AUDIENCE: "- fire." SAMMY: But you'd still think it was part of the song I bought a knife but it was blunt You probably think I'm gonna make you say the word-- But I'm not, 'cos it's not like me I was driving down the coast And I thought I saw a - AUDIENCE: - ghost SAMMY: Put a letter in the - AUDIENCE: - post SAMMY: And in the toaster, I put - AUDIENCE: - toast SAMMY: No, bread, you buggers! Am I ever gonna see your face again? AUDIENCE: NO WAY, GET ***, *** OFF! SAMMY: I've got a very itchy nostril So I scratched with a - Nothing rhymes with nostril, that's correct You're smart There's a place for you all in my - AUDIENCE: - heart SAMMY: But sadly now, my friends It's time for me to fly 'Cos every journey - AUDIENCE: - ends SAMMY: And this is now good - AUDIENCE: - bye