Web Comedy - Poy - Episode 3 - Operation - Father christmas - International version

Father Christmas to American Supergasoline Limited: Have arrived in target zone. Awaiting further instructions! * Here American Supergasoline Limited... * Right Sofia, I don’t wish to come across as counterproductive... but according to my schedule... now at 4:10pm GMT I should be concerning myself with a: Kenno3D 9900GTZ+ matching with a high level Terrabyte GPU. Could you kindly explain to me why we’re here? We’re saving the world! Cool. Hiya...! Hiya, Bastian...! Sofia...! Damn, what is she doing here? What a coincidence... ...to meet you here! Yes, even more than a simple coincidence. As the probability of us meeting in exactly this spot, on exactly this day and at exactly this time... ...erm, 04:11 pm GMT, is exactly, hang on… Hello, anybody at home...? I must get rid of her...! She’s jeopardising the mission! Option 1: Liquidate Élodie, then hide the body. Option two… ...doesn’t exist. Option 1 it is. You didn’t see a thing! I didn’t, Sofia... but god surely did! Alright... Option 2. What are you doing here?! The probability of us meeting here is exactly: Two thousand three hundred seventy-seven point zero-six-seven-eight-period to one. What I said, coincidence. I’m here on a date... This time he’s the right one for me! He lives here, in harmony with the wild nature! Wild nature? Isn’t that dangerous...?! What about unpredictable micro-organisms?! Bastian... a real man should live dangerously! Shame she never met your son. Talking of nature, that parcel from... erm, American bla bla, was that for you? No. Wrong address. * Here American Supergasoline Limited: Did you receive our parcel? * Hi Paul! Peace and Love for the trees! Peace and Love for the trees! Élodie, this is our group. Group, this is Élodie! She wants to get involved . Exactly... Hi Paul...! Germany’s Next Top-Model is biodegradable this year it seems. Sister Rodericka stood on a little plant. Would like to share her pain? Well... of course! Poor Bastian... ...be brave! Don’t let her see you’re hurt! Oh Lord...! Isn’t it enough that one of your sons died on the cross? Give him strength! Show him his path! Erm, I could sit there. No...! Well, it was worth a try. That really was quite a small twig. It could have happened to anyone. I mean, the probability... of someone sitting on that twig is about... Bastian...! We must drill! Father Christmas to American Super Gasoline Limited: We’re making petrol! * Roger that! * Petrol...?! From the resin of the trees! Sounds bad... Trees... America... Resin... Petrol... Saving the world... ...makes sense! Good. Step number 1: Electricity. It happens to a lot of men. First: Are you a hostile agent? Second: Do you know the American Anthem? Sing it with passion and from the heart! * Oh, say can you see * * by the dawn’s early light, * * what so proudly we hailed * * at the twilight’s last gleaming? * * Whose broad stripes and bright stars * * through the perilous fight, * * o’er the ramparts we watched, * * were so gallantly streaming? * * And the rockets’ red glare, * * the bombs bursting in air, * * gave proof through the night * * that our flag was still there; * * Oh, say... * * ...does that star-spangled banner yet wave * * o’er the land of the free * * and the home of the brave? * Label it and pack it away! Don’t be silly! It won‘t fall over because of that bit of resin we took... it is a tree! Yeah, it fell over! But you took 6 days for your project! And on day 7... ...you just chilled out! We sensed strange sounds amongst our brothers. Yes, strange sounds amongst our brothers. Really scared our tender souls. Yes, really scared our tender souls. Decided to investigate the matter. Yes, decided to investigate the matter. Look! Look! The stranger is embracing our brother! And our brother is embracing him! They are friends now...! They probably have a lot to tell each other. So... we don’t want to disturb them any further. Peace and Love for the trees! No...! Nooooo...! Scalpel! Tweezers! Tweezers. Sterile needle, Catgut! Get him out of here! We’re going to lose the patient! Not on my operating table!