Johnny's Amazing Cookie Company / Johnny's Big Dumb Sisters

♪♪♪ ♪ Got a head of fiery hair ♪ ♪ And a turbo-charged backpack ♪ ♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪ ♪ A neat freak Dad at home ♪ ♪ A super busy Mom ♪ ♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪ ♪ Talking dog ♪ That's right! ♪ Three extreme teens and an air-breathing shark ♪ ♪ Mega action game-controller, skating in the park ♪ ♪ A pharabooster, Bling Bling ♪ ♪ What do we make of this? ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪ (Fireworks whistle and explode) ♪♪♪ AN 11 LEVEL SUPER-SUGAR CHOCOLATE-CHUNKY CREAM-FILLED TOOTH-ROTTING MASTERPIECE. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD! DAD: (GRUNTS) THESE COOKIES ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT SUGAR, THEY HAVE NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE AND HAVE TO GO! (DISPOSAL WHIRS) AAHHH! IT'S TIME FOR HEALTHY COOKIES IN THIS HOUSE AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I CALL THESE "THE SUGAR AND FAT FREE UGH. THEY TASTE BETTER THAN THEY LOOK. TRY ONE. (GAGS AND SPITS) I THINK YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED THEM "DIRT," 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE. OH YEAH? WELL HERE. LET'S HAVE A TASTE TEST, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. TELL ME IF MY "TONGUE TANTALIZERS" LIKE DIRT. (GULPS AND GAGS MILDY) DAD, I STAND CORRECTED... HA! I THOUGHT SO. DIRT TASTES BETTER. REALLY? DARN. WELL, I WILL NOT GIVE UP AND I WILL MAKE A COOKIE WHERE THE WHOLE TOWN WILL CHEER AND THANK ME. MARK MY WORDS. JOHNNY STILL NEED COOKIE. LUCKILY, I'VE GOT MY SECRET STASH IN THE BACK OF MY CLOSET, UNDER MY DIRTY UNDIE PILE, IN THE DRESSER THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT. (CHOMPING) I'M NOT HERE. (GASPS) THAT'S THE LAST COOKIE. DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT- MMM, MMM. (LICKS FINGERS) IT'S WORTH ANY PUNISHMENT YOU COULD GIVE ME. (CHUCKLES) AAHHHH! NOW I HAVE TO GO TO MY EXTREME SECRET COOKIE STASH. TO THE LAB! (DIAL CRANKS, DOOR OPENS) (HORRIFIED GASP) I'M NOT IN HERE EITHER. HI-YAH! (GROANS) WHAT DOES A BOY HAVE TO DO TO GET A TASTY COOKIE AROUND HERE?! SUSAN: JUST TEST THEM, JOHNNY. WE'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH, I MEAN, BAKING 100 PERCENT ACCURATE FORTUNE COOKIES. MARY: AS IN EVERY FORTUNE IS GUARANTEED TO COME TRUE. YEAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! DO THEY HAVE A LOT OF SUGAR IN 'EM? TONS. (MUNCHING) BETTER THAN DIRT. JOHNNY NEED MORE. (MUNCHING NOISILY) (BELCHES LOUDLY) JOHNNY: MAN, YOU'RE FAST, DOG. GUYS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO READ THE FORTUNES; THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE COOKIES SO SPECIAL. WHY? THEY NEVER COME TRUE. OR THEY'RE LIKE "YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY," OR "WEARING A SMILE KEEPS YOU FROM BEING NAKED." THAT'S NOT A FORTUNE, THAT'S WHO CARES! WELL, THESE WILL COME TRUE. BECAUSE THE FORTUNE IS WRITTEN ON PAPER LACED WITH PHEROMONAL MOTIVATORS. TOUCHING THE PHEROMONE PAPER WILL STIMULATE THE SENSES AND NEUROTRANSMITTERS WILL UNLOCK THE IMMENSE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING. GO AHEAD, PICK ONE UP AND READ IT. WHY NOT? (COOKIE CRACKS) "YOU WERE BORN TO DANCE." HA! THAT IS RIDICULOUS AND- HEY! GET DOWN WITH MY BAD SELF. HUH! THEY WORK! AND THIS HELPS YOU GET GIL HOW? WE'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM A COOKIE AND HE WILL READ... "YOU WILL KISS A GIRL WITH RED HAIR AND A LAB COAT AND GLASSES." THEN WHOA NELLY! HE KISSES US. GIL: HEY, JOHNNY AND REDHEADED GIRLS WITH LAB COATS WITH GLASSES. MARY: WE HAVE A COOKIE FOR YOU. AWESOME! I LOVE FORTUNE COOKIES! (EATING NOISILY) MMM. (WIND GUSTS) OOPSIES! BULL, FETCH THE FORTUNE! SUSAN AND MARY: NO-NO-NO! BULL, STAY! (CHOMPS AND GULPS) SUSAN: HUH? AW, CRUD. SUSAN AND MARY: (SHRIEK) GROSS, NO! LOVE THE COOKIE, YO. AND BULL REALLY LOVES YOU. SUSAN AND MARY: (FLEEING SCREAMS) LATERS, JOHNNY. YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? WE BREAK INTO THE GIRLS LAB, WRITE SOME FORTUNES OF OUR OWN, AND BRING THEM TO A LOCAL SHELTER AND HAVE PEOPLE'S FORTUNES COME TRUE? CLOSE. WE SNEAK INTO THE LAB, WRITE SOME FORTUNES, AND SELL THEM TO THE KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND GET RICH, RICH, RICH! UM... WHEN DID YOUR DAD INSTALL THESE GIANT DUCTS? KEEP MOVING. THE LAB IS THIS WAY. JOHNNY: (LEAPING GRUNT) DAD: OOH! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO TASTE MY NEW COOKIE RECIPE. IT WAS THE OTHER WAY. MM! (GULPS, GAGS AND GRUNTS) OKAY, THAT WAS A LITTLE OVER DRAMATIC DON'T YOU THINK? AND I'M TELLING YOU THEY WILL CHEER FOR MY COOKIES. THEY WILL CHEER ME! JOHNNY: SHBINGO! NOW WE JUST HAVE TO WRITE DOWN SOME STUPID FORTUNES AND WE'LL GET OUR FORTUNES! AS IN TONS OF MOOLA TO BUY STEAK! (SIGHS) AND MY OWN TROPICAL ISLAND FULL OF PINEAPPLES THAT I'LL EAT EVERY MORNING ALONG THE SHORE. NOW, LET'S SELL SOME COOKIES. JOHNNY: (ITALIAN ACCENT) HEY, HEY! COME AND GET IT. PIPIN' HOT FORTUNE COOKIES. EVERY FORTUNE GUARANTEED TO COME-A TRUE JUST-A FOR YOU. I'LL TAKE ONE, TEST, FOR FREE! "YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SINGER." HA! THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER... ♪ HEARD! ♪ ♪ OH, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! ♪ ♪ I'M SINGING! ♪ HA! GIRL: I WANT A COOKIE! "YOU WILL BE A BULLFIGHTER." SUSAN AND MARY: (SCREAMING) (BULL BARKS) TORO, BULL! TORO! TORO! TORO! JOHNNY: EH, LOOK, EVERYBODY, ANOTHER FORTUNE COMES-A TRUE. WHO'S NEXT TO BUY JOHNNY'S AMAZING FORTUNE COOKIES, HUH? YOU? KIDS: (SCREAM EXCITEDLY) (PANTING) WELL, NOW THAT BULL'S GONE, IT'S TIME TO PUT OPERATION GET-GIL-TO-KISS-US- BY-READING-A-FORTUNE-COOKIE BACK INTO ACTION. HI! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPPORT THE GIRL IMPROVEMENT LEAGUE? WE, LIKE, BUILD SELF-CONFIDENCE AND STRENGTH THROUGH CHEER AND CHEER ROUTINES. CHEERING?! HOW 'BOUT BUILDING REAL GIRL SKILLS THROUGH MATH, SCIENCE AND STUDENT LEADERSHIP, SISTER! (SOBBING) OKAY, MAYBE THAT WAS A LITTLE HARSH. NOW, LET'S DROP OFF THAT COOKIE! (DOORBELL CHIMES) HMM. OOH! ANOTHER FORTUNE COOKIE! YOU WILL KISS A GIRL WITH RED HAIR AND A LAB COAT AND... WOO HOO HOO! (INHALES) THAT IS WAY TOO LONG A SENTENCE. OH GREAT! (BEES BUZZ) SUSAN AND MARY: (FLEEING SCREAMS) QUICK! WE HAVE TO MAKE MORE COOKIES. WE SOLD OUT! I'LL BAKE AND YOU START WRITING FORTUNES. (MACHINE BEEPS) (TIMER DINGS) BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. UH, JUST MAKE UP ANYTHING, LIKE UH... UH... "YOU WILL BE A PRINCESS," "YOU WILL WALK ON YOUR HANDS," "YOU CAN FLY." JUST DO IT FAST! (MACHINE BEEPS) KIDS: (EXCITED CHATTER) THESE COOKIES ARE REALLY AMAZING. I KNOW. AND WHAT ABOUT US? PERHAPS WE SHOULD JOIN IN ON THE FUN. DUKEY: THEN CHECK THIS ONE OUT! JOHNNY: "YOU WILL BE SUPER STRONG." HA-ZA! WA-TA! (GRUNTS) WOW, THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING IS REALLY EFFECTIVE. MY TURN. "LARGE WARTHOGS WILL ATTACK YOUR TOWN." COOL! WHAT?! I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO WRITE. AND I SAW IT IN A HORROR MOVIE. IT WAS COOL. THERE WERE THESE WARTHOGS WHO ATTACK A TOWN AND- A HORROR MOVIE?! DON'T WORRY, THERE'S NOT A WARTHOG WITHIN 100 MILES OF PORKBELLY. (WARTHOG SQUEALS) CITIZENS: (SCREAMING) WARTHOGS ARE ATTACKING! (GASPS) STOP! THE PRINCESS DEMANDS IT! (WARTHOGS SNORT, PRINCESS-BOY SHRIEKS) JOHNNY: RUN! (CRASH) SUSAN: OKAY, I CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING SHORTER THAN THIS, "KISS A GIRL WITH A GIL SIGN." THAT'S GOTTA WORK. (DOORBELL CHIMES) ANOTHER COOKIE FROM HEAVEN. "KISS A GIRL WITH A GIL SIGN." WHA! SUSAN AND MARY: IT WORKED! UH HUH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! IT WORKED! CHEERLEADER: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPPORT THE GIRL IMPROVEMENT LEAGUE? MUAH. SUSAN AND MARY: CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?! (WARTHOGS SQUEAL AND SNORT) SUSAN AND MARY: (FLEEING SCREAMS) (PANTING) I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY AND I'M SORRY, I GOT A LITTLE GREEDY. BUT YOU TELL US, HOW DOES A FORTUNE COOKIE ATTRACT WILD WARTHOGS? BECAUSE THE PHEROMONES WE USED TO MAKE THE FORTUNES WERE PIG PHEROMONES, BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM WITH ONLY A FEW PIECES OF PAPER. HOW MANY COOKIES DID YOU MAKE? FIFTEEN. NO WAIT... 7,000! AAHHHH! JOHNNY, THE CONCENTRATED PHEROMONES ATTRACTED THEM TO PORKBELLY, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE SCAVENGERS THAT EAT DIRT IN THE WILD... THEY NOW HAVE DISCOVERED A FOOD-FILLED PORKBELLY AND WILL NEVER LEAVE! DAD: WHO WANTS TO TRY MY NEW BATCH OF TONGUE TANTALIZERS? DID YOU SAY FOOD AND DIRT? SUSAN AND MARY: YEAH. I'M GONNA NEED SOME BLASTERS. HERE, WARTHOGS. GET YOUR FREE COOKIES. FREE COOKIES HERE! (WARTHOGS GRUNT) (BLASTER FIRES) (WARTHOGS SQUEAL) (SQUEALING) CITIZENS: (PANICKED SCREAMING) (BLASTERS BLAST, WARTHOGS SQUEAL) HELP! WARTHOGS EVERYWHERE. (WARTHOGS GRUNT) (COOKIES BLAST) (SQUEALING) (PATTER OF HOOVES) THAT'S RIGHT, WARTHOGS, IT'S EITHER EAT MY DAD'S COOKIES IN PORKBELLY OR GO BACK TO THE WOODS TO EAT DIRT. WHICH, AGAIN, TASTE BETTER! CITIZENS: (CHEER) YEAH! THOSE HORRIBLE COOKIES SAVED OUR TOWN! WE SHOULD CHEER LOUDER FOR WHOEVER MADE THEM. CITIZENS: (WILD CHEERS) HEY, DAD, YOUR FORTUNE DID COME TRUE. THE WHOLE TOWN IS CHEERING AND THANKING YOU FOR YOUR COOKIES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SON? I'LL TAKE IT. (CHOMP HUNGRILY) (GAGGING AND GRUNTING) ♪♪♪ JOHNNY: CHECK IT OUT. DUKEY: WE'VE MASTERED THE PADDLE BALL! WELL, WE'VE BUILT THE URANIUM CRANIUM MIND BUILDER, WHICH CAN MAKE ANYONE A SUPER GENIUS WITH JUST ONE BLAST. YEAH, BUT CAN YOUR CRANIUM MIND THINGER DO THIS? OW! OW! OW! OOH! AH! GAH! SUSAN AND MARY: THAT IS JUST DUMB, JOHNNY. OH YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE DUMB. OH YEAH? WELL, DUMB PEOPLE DON'T GET FULL SCHOLARSHIPS TO THE PORKBELLY INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY. WHICH IS WHY WE NEED TO DEMONSTRATE THE URANIUM CRANIUM MIND BUILDER TO PROFESSOR SLOPSINK TODAY, TO SECURE ANOTHER YEAR OF FREE COLLEGE. WOW, GREAT STORY. NOW, WATCH JOHNNY GET CHEESE WITH PADDLEBALL. (GRUNTS) GRR. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU EXPERIMENTED ON MONTAGUE MOUSE. SOON ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD WILL BE MINE. MINE! (EVIL LAUGH) WE COULDN'T FIND YOU, SO WE TESTED THE MIND BUILDER ON SOME MICE. SUSAN: WHICH ALSO HAS A "REALLY DUMB" REVERSE MODE. DUHHH... (GOOFY CHUCKLE) NOW, WE ONLY HAVE ENOUGH URANIUM LEFT FOR ONE MORE BLAST SO THROW THAT DUMB TOY AWAY, JOHNNY, BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING DUMB. FINE. RIGHT AFTER ONE MORE PADDLEBALL. (GRUNTS) SUSAN AND MARY: AAHHHH! SUSAN, MARY, ARE YOU OKAY? TALK TO US. SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING! MARY AND SUSAN: DUHHH... (GOOFY CHUCKLE) AH! YOU REVERSED THE URANIUM MIND BUILDER AND BLASTED YOUR SISTERS INTO DUMBVILLE. AND THERE'S NO MORE URANIUM TO TURN THEM BACK INTO GENIUSES. OH! THIS IS JUST GREAT. MARY AND SUSAN: DUHHH... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS GREAT. I'VE GOT BIG DUMB SISTERS. WATCH. SUSAN, MARY, WHAT'S 2 PLUS 2? SUSAN AND MARY: DUHHH... 22? THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. NO, IT'S NOT. YES IT IS! BECAUSE NOW I'M THE SMART ONE AND IT'S TIME TO DO SOME TESTS ON THEM. MARY AND SUSAN: DUHHH... HA HA! THE CHEESE IS MINE. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CHALLENGE ME! RUE, I SAY! RUE! JOHNNY: (CHUCKLES) THIS IS CALLED PIE. I NEED YOU TO TEST IT FOR ME AND SEE IF IT'S STILL TASTY AND NOT GROSS. OH, AND YOU EAT PIE WITH YOUR FACE. (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS NOT FUNNY, JOHNNY. SUSAN AND MARY: I LIKE PIE. OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. BUT WITH THEM BEING DUMB, THEY CAN'T BOSS ME AROUND ANYMORE. AND I CAN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE LAB I WANT, LIKE THIS WATCH-PHONE-THING. DUKEY: IT'S NICE. BUT IF WE DON'T GET YOUR SISTERS TO THEIR MEETING AT THE PORKBELLY INSTITUTE WITH PROFESSOR SLOPSINK TO SHOW THEIR URANIUM MIND BUILDER... (DEEP INHALE) THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE THEIR SCHOLARSHIP! SUSAN AND MARY: (BELCH) AND THIS IS MY PROBLEM, HOW? BECAUSE HAVING BIG, DUMB SISTERS MEANS NO MORE BIG, FUN EXPERIMENTS, NO TIME TRAVEL, AND NO SMART SISTERS DOING YOUR MATH HOMEWORK FOR YOU. WE GOTTA TO GET MY SISTERS SMART AGAIN. (MACHINE SPUTTERS) OH GREAT. THE MIND BUILDER IS OUT OF URANIUM. AND THEY'RE PICKING THERE NOSES AGAIN. MARY AND SUSAN: DUHHH... DON'T SWEAT IT, WE'LL JUST CALL ANOTHER TEENAGE PSYCHO SCIENTIST WHO'S SURE TO HELP. UGH! WHAT IS IT, JOHNNY? YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY SNACK TIME. I NEED URANIUM TO MAKE MY SISTERS SMART AGAIN AND GET THEM A SCHOLARSHIP TO THE INSTITUTE. SORRY, DON'T HAVE ANY URANIUM. I CAN SEE THE CRATES OF URANIUM! OKAY, I DON'T HAVE ANY URANIUM YOU CAN USE... BECAUSE I LOATHE THE PORKBELLY INSTITUTE. ONE LITTLE EXPERIMENT EATS SLOPSINK'S HAND OFF AND I'M OUT ON MY GOLDEN BUTT. PLUS, IF SUSAN LOSES HER SCHOLARSHIP, SHE CAN FINALLY STUDY WITH ME AT BLING BLING UNIVERSITY: THE FINEST HOME-SCHOOL UNIVERSITY IN... UH, MY HOUSE. TELL SUSAN I'LL KEEP MY WAFFLES WARM. BLING BLING OUT. HOME SCHOOLING IS AN OPTION, AND THOSE WAFFLES DID LOOK GOOD. MARY AND SUSAN: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. DUKEY: I GOT IT! I BET THERE'S A TON OF URANIUM AT THE INSTITUTE. SUSAN AND MARY: WEEEE! HEH HEH, FUN RIDE. AND REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO KEEP DUMB SUSAN AND MARY AWAY FROM... (CRASH) SLOPSINK: OOH! PROFESSOR SLOPSINK! VELCOME, TEST SISTERS! UND ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER. YOU ARE EARLY, BUT NO VORRIES! VE SHALL BEGIN THE SCHOLARSHIP INTERVIEW. NOW! WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE THING ABOUT MATHEMATICS? SUSAN AND MARY: I LIKE PIE. JA! PI IS MY FAVOURITE THING, TOO! ESPECIALLY VEN USED VIT DA FIBONACCI NUMBERS. WELL, THAT SETTLES IT! THEY GET THE SCHOLARSHIP AND THEY'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS TOMORROW. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! SLOPSINK: VAIT! UND VAT IS DIS? UH... YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE OF THOSE GIANT SCHOOL HALL PASSES. HEY, IS THAT A SHAVED YAK? SHAVED YAK? VHERE? OKAY, I GUESS VE'LL DO ZE INTERVIEW LATER! DUKEY AND JOHNNY: (LEAPING GRUNT) WOW, A SCHOOL WITH ITS OWN NUCLEAR REACTOR! NOW THAT'S AN EDUCATION. JUST HACK THE SECURITY CODE, DOG. GOT IT AND... DUMB SISTER ALERT! (DOLTISH LAUGHTER) JOHNNY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PRESSING COLOURFUL BUTTONS. I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE SOMEWHERE. COMPUTER VOICE: TOTAL CORE MELTDOWN IN 7 MINUTES. WAIT. AAHHHHHHH! MARY AND SUSAN: WHOA! DON'T WORRY, I CAN FIX IT. I'M THE SMART ONE NOW. COMPUTER VOICE: TOTAL CORE MELTDOWN IN 5 MINUTES. THE IMPORTANT THING IS I TRIED, RIGHT? NO! WHAT DO WE DO NOW? SAME PLAN AS BEFORE. YOU HACK THE SECURITY CODE AND WE BLAST SUSAN AND MARY. WHERE ARE SUSAN AND MARY? UGH! HELLO-O-O. I NEED YOUR HELP BREAKING INTO A URANIUM SAFE OR THE INSTITUTE IS GONNA MELT DOWN. HELP A BROTHER OUT! BUT I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN AT THIS AWESOME PRIVATE INSTITUTE WHERE I HAPPEN TO BE THE MOST POPULAR BOY ON CAMPUS. SEE? YO, DOUBLE B. FIST BUMP. WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME TONIGHT? YOU'RE THE BEST. YOU PROGRAMMED YOUR OWN CLASSMATES? THAT IS SO SAD. OKAY! I CRAVE HUMAN INTERACTION. I'LL CRACK YOUR SAFE... IF YOU PROMISE SUSAN WILL ATTEND BLING-BLING UNIVERSITY. (GASPS) AAHHH! I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. OOH! YOU'RE EARLY. I LIKE DAT. NOW, SCHOLARSHIPS ARE HARD TO COME BY UND I VANT TO BE ASSURED ZAT YOU GIRLS ARE STILL SCHOLARSHIP VORTHY. OR... I VILL HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT OF THE UNIVERSITY AND YOU WILL END UP HAVING A HORRIBLE LIFE. VHAT? THE SHAVED YAK. IT'S BACK. LOOK. I WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN, JOHNNY. BUT THIS TIME HE'S REALLY THERE. MAN, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A THING? HE'S REALLY THERE! OUT THE WINDOW! OH, WHAT A SHAVED YAK! I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT, JOHNNY. IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO HAIR! NO? OH, WHAT A GLORIOUS SHAVED YAK. VHERE? I MUST SEE ZIS BARE BEAST! JOHNNY: (SLY CHUCKLE) CURSE YOU, JOHNNY TEST! (MECHANICAL BEEP AND WHIR, TIRES SCREECH) SLOPSINK: JOHNNY! I'LL GET YOU! COOL CHAIR. BUT IN YOUR DREAMS, PROFESSOR. (TIRES SCREECH, MOTOR RUMBLES) JOHNNY, SUSAN AND MARY: AAHHH! AGH! OKAY, REALLY COOL CHAIR. MADE IT MYSELF. I'M NOT HEAD PROFESSOR OF DIS SCHOOL FOR NOTHING. (ALARM BEEPS) SLOPSINK: VY IS THE MELTDOWN LIGHT FLASHING? COMPUTER VOICE: TOTAL CORE MELTDOWN IN 3 MINUTES. SLOPSINK: OH, VE'RE HAVING A MELTDOWN. WE'RE HAVING A MELTDOWN! LOOK, MY SISTERS ARE REALLY AWESOME AND SMART, BUT I TURNED THEM DUMB AND WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE THEM SMART AGAIN, WE ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN THE LAB. BUT YOU'RE A GENIUS TOO, RIGHT? SO YOU CAN FIX THIS AND SAVE THE SCHOOL AND US? CORRECT! I AM A GENIUS. WHO UNFORTUNATELY DOES NOT VORK VELL UNDER PRESSURE. (FAINTING SIGH) YOU FAINTED?! THAT IS SO WEAK! I COULDN'T HACK THE SECURITY CODE! YOU HAVE TO HELP! BLING BLING: CAN'T! I'M AT A DANCE! (SINGS) JOHNNY: NO, YOU AT A DANCE WITH ROBOTS! WHICH IS COMPLETELY SAD, DUDE. JOHNNY: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HANG WITH A REAL GIRL? SMILE AND LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE. A GIRL LIKE SUSAN. YES! (SOBS) BUT WHY SHOULD I SAVE P.I.T.? BECAUSE SUSAN'S HERE. AND BECAUSE I KNOW THAT UNDER THAT CHUBBY, SELFISH EXTERIOR IS A TENDER SOUL THAT ALWAYS CHOOSES WHAT'S RIGHT. AND SAVE THE SCHOOL FOR LOVE! COMPUTER VOICE: TOTAL CORE MELTDOWN IN ONE MINUTE. I'LL DO IT! NICE SPEECH. EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE. BLING BLING: HA HA! HELLO, SUSAN. I MUST SAY YOU LOOK QUITE FETCHING. OKAY, UH, THAT'S NEW. JOHNNY AND DUKEY: HURRY! (REACTOR ALARM BLARES, LASER BEAM WHIRS) BLAST YOUR SISTERS, NOW! (MACHINE WHIRS) WHAT'S GOING ON? COMPUTER VOICE: TOTAL CORE MELTDOWN IN 10 SECONDS. MARY: WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT. SUSAN: QUICK, MARY, OVERRIDE THE MAIN SWITCH AND DIVERT ALL POWER TO MANUAL. (GRUNTS) DONE. NOW PULL THE LEVER! BLING BLING: HA, OUR HANDS ARE TOUCHING. SUSAN: JUST PULL! SUSAN AND BLING BLING: (GRUNTS OF EFFORT) (ALARM BLARES) COMPUTER VOICE: TOTAL CORE MELTDOWN HAS BEEN STOPPED. HAVE A NICE DAY. ALL: (CHEER) YOU'RE RIGHT, JOHNNY, ZEY ARE SCHOLARSHIP VORTHY. NOT ONLY FOR THE GENIUS RAY THEY CREATED UND THE FAST-ACTING HACKING ON ZE COMPUTER, BUT JUST THE FACT THAT THEY LIVE WITH YOU UND SURVIVE! THEY ARE DEFINITELY P.I.T. SCHOLARSHIP MATERIAL. SUSAN AND MARY: YES! AND DON'T FORGET EUGENE. HE HELPED SAVE THE SCHOOL TOO. CAN I BACK TO THE INSTITUTE? PLEASE? I PROMISE I WON'T CREATE ANYTHING THAT EATS OFF YOUR OTHER HAND. (WHIMPERS) I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH ROBOTS! BLING BLING: YEAH, I BROUGHT SOME PIZZA FOR US TO CHILL WITH, YO. HEH HEH. FIST BUMP? I DON'T THINK SO, WEIRDO. YOU WANNA GO TO THE SCHOOL DANCE AND UH, BOOGIE DOWN? NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH. (SIGHS) WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE ALL HUMAN. MONTAGUE: HA HA! I GOT IT. I GOT THE CHEESE!