Mitchell And Webb - Are we the baddies?

Very well. They are coming. Let us see how these Russians deal with a cracked SS Division. Uh.. Hans.. Have courage my friend! Uh, yeah, Hans.. I have just noticed something. These Communists are all cowards! No.. have you looked at our Caps recently? Our Caps? Yeah, the badges on our Caps, have you looked at them? What? No, a bit..? They have got skulls on them. Have you notived that our Caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them. I don't uh... Hans... are we the baddies? We should be able to hold them at this point here for at least a few hours. But why skulls though? what? Why skulls? Well, maybe they are the skulls of our enemies! Maybe, but is that how it comes across? It doesn't say next to the skull, "You know, yeah we killed him but trust us this guy was horrid." Well, no. But... I mean what do skulls make you think of? Death, Canibals, beheading, um, pirates..? Pirates are fun! I didn't say we were fun, but fun or not, pirates are still the baddies. I just can not think of anything good about a skull. What about pure *** skull shape? And that is usually more pictured with skin still on. And then there are the allies... Oh, you haven't been listening to allied propaganda? Of course they are going to say we are the bad guys! But they didn't get to design our uniforms! Their symbols are all quite nice! Stars, stripes, lions, sickles.. what is so good about a sickle? Well, nothing and obviously the last thing we learned in the last thousand miles of retreat is that the Russian agriculture is in dire need of maganization.But you gotta say it is better than a skull! I mean, I really can not think of anything worse as a symbol than a skull! Um, a rat's ***?! Yeah, and if we fighting an army marching under the banner of a rat's *** I would be a lot less worried, Hans!