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- Hello, wife.
- Hello, husband.
I still can't believe it.
We're actually married.
It feels like a dream.
It's not, is it?
I mean, I don't mean to be silly, but
on the other hand, given our history
Does that feel like a dream?
Come true.
To be continued
in Hawaii.
- You ready?
- Ready.
I'm missing a bag.
I must have left it at home.
- Oh, do you mind?
- Honey
something tells me we're not
gonna need clothes.
No, but this bag has
that black teddy you bought me
in it.
- This bag? This one?
I hope you don't do everything that fast.
There's one way to find out.
What about Hawaii?
Hawaii can wait.
We have been through so much
just to get to this moment.
Oh, not now.
Don't move.
Oh, hello.
I hope I wasn't interrupting anything.
Well, more to the point, I hope I was.
- Look, I don't know who you are, but
- Actually we've met before, Mr.
Kent.
Although, I doubt if you'd remember.
- I'm
- H.
G.
Wells.
He's the one who took us back
through time to save you as a baby.
That's interesting, you weren't supposed
to remember any of that ever happened.
Yes, but you told me about it when we
ran into Tempus the second time.
Oh, actually, you didn't,
your older you did.
My older me, really?
That's good.
It's nice to know that
I have a future.
May I? Do you mind?
- Actually
- My older me
didn't happen to mention
I'd be stopping by today, did he?
- No.
- That's too bad.
It would be nice to know if this is
all going to work out.
Well, hopefully I'll remember
to tell you next time.
- This is a lovely place you have.
Yes.
- Thank you.
- I think I'm getting a headache.
- Oh, great.
It's our honeymoon night.
Which is why I've come,
rather urgently, I'm afraid.
At the risk of sounding indelicate,
you two haven't
What I'm trying to say is
Speaking to the point,
you two haven't
consummated
your marriage yet, I hope.
- What?
- No.
I mean, not yet.
No, no.
Good, good, good, then.
- Then I'm not too late.
- Too late for what?
I'm here to help you reverse
a terrible curse.
- A curse?
- Yes, quite.
Cast upon your love centuries ago
by a wicked, vindictive soul
who was bound and determined
to destroy your love forever.
Right.
I didn't think you'd believe me.
Which is why I wanted to confirm
my suspicions first.
Tomorrow's headline,
if you consummate.
A curse.
Naturally.
Why not?
How did you find out about this curse?
Initially, with With this.
In its own way, it's a time machine.
But in actuality,
it's much more than that.
I came across it on my future
travels to a time
that is quite unlike anything
I'd ever dreamed of.
There I met a fellow inventor
who discovered a way to identify
the energies emitted by souls.
- Excuse me?
- You see, every soul
has an energy field unique
unto itself
a cosmic fingerprint, if you will.
No two exactly alike.
Anyway, I use this device to
To track that energy.
Or to be more precise,
to To backtrack it.
Wait a minute, you're not
seriously talking about past lives?
If I remember, my dear,
you were equally skeptical
about time travel when we first met.
Okay, let's just say
for argument's sake
that this does
what you say it does.
What's that have
to do with this curse?
Well, that's how I first
found out about it.
I I used the device
to track your soul through time.
- Why mine?
- I just simply chose
the most powerful personality
I knew: Superman.
And I I discovered something
quite remarkable along the way.
It seems that your soul
is intertwined with hers.
Like
soul mates.
- Soul mates.
- Wherever his was, there was yours.
Never without the other.
Two lovers destined
to meet and fall in love
over and over again throughout time.
Anyway, anyway,
that's the good news.
The bad news is
unless you go to the time of
the curse and stop it from being cast
tragedy will strike you down
in every lifetime, every time you
consummate.
And usually, it's very painful.
Do we even have a choice?
- Abstinence.
- No way.
- No, not a chance.
Forget it.
- Right, right, right.
Well
Here goes.
Never actually
tried this before.
Where are we?
What am I wearing?
Where's Lois?
Duck.
- I'm bleeding.
- Sorry, I forgot to tell you
your super powers don't work
in this incarnation.
That's kind of an important thing
to forget, don't you think?
Holy mother of God, the Fox.
We captured the Fox.
We got the Fox.
Be sharp, he's a crafty one.
Look, there must be
some kind of mistake here.
Drop it.
- Okay.
- Well, well, what have we here?
- Tempus?
- That's Baron Tempos to you.
Baron Tempos?
Oh, dear.
Don't you remember me?
I'm the bad guy who collects
horrendously unfair taxes.
And you're the good guy who robs me
blind and gives it all back to the poor.
- Lois.
- Clark.
- Clark? Who's Clark?
- Clark
She means me.
I'm Clark.
Sir Clark
of Kent.
Really.
Good God, don't tell me
that's what the Saxons
are wearing now.
But I digress.
Where was I?
Oh, yes, I remember.
Behead the Fox.
- No.
- Let's see you get out of this one.
Nicely done.
Great shades of Caesar,
the ambush worked to perfection.
Three cheers for the Fox.
- Hip-hip.
- Hooray.
- Hip-hip,
- Hooray.
- Hip-hip.
- Hooray.
Perry?
Harry, son.
Friar Harry.
What's the matter, get conked
on the head or something?
Come with us, baron.
Take your hands off of me
or I'll run you through.
I said unhand me, you churls.
The crime for roughing up
a ruffian is decapitation.
- Clark, you're hurt.
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
I've got a better idea.
Why don't I take your gold
then run you through.
Wait, wait, no.
If we stoop to his ways,
we're no better than he.
Let's just make him
walk home in defeat
without Lady Loisette.
That's a great idea.
Humiliate the man.
All right, all right, you heard the Fox.
Let's move.
After you, baron.
You have not seen the last of me.
- Move it.
- You'll burn in hell.
No, hell's too good.
I'll send you to Ireland.
I should've known an incarnation
of Tempus was behind the curse.
I mean his hatred of Superman
transcends time.
Wait a minute, I have a few questions.
Why are we here dressed like
Robin Hood and Maid Marian
and you haven't changed?
- The answer lies in the fact
that this is about your lives,
your circle of friends
your destiny, see, not mine.
I'm merely a guide.
Like a Well, a narrator in a play.
Then why am I here?
I'm not even from this planet.
Perhaps Clark Kent isn't
but your soul
it comes from beyond planets,
beyond time
where we Where we all come from.
The power of your love is what brings
your souls together time after time.
You see, that is the one absolute
wherever she is, you are.
Together but eternally teased.
Milord.
Mom, Dad?
Milord, time is short.
You should come with us to our cave
before Baron Tempos
returns with troops.
She's right.
If Tempos discovers
your identity, he'll have your head.
Oh, no, not this secret-identity
stuff again.
Find me Sir Charles, now.
Really, sorcerer, you must
stop talking to rodents.
- It completely undermines your credibility.
- Baron
I feel a strange magic.
A force unlike any other
has entered our sphere.
Never mind,
I have more pressing concerns.
The Fox has stolen Lady Loisette
from me.
And I simply can't have that.
I hate it when the hero gets the heroine.
It's so clich�.
Why do you want to force her
to marry you anyway?
Simply to rule over her fiefdom?
Why, sure, power's fun.
But the added bonus
is that it will destroy
the Fox because she's his girl.
That's why I want you
to make her love me.
Would that I could, sire.
Unfortunately, spells can enchant,
and they can damn
but they can never force
the ways of a heart.
You're sure about that?
You've talked to all the other sorcerers?
- Positive.
- Very well
I'll try a more conventional
approach first.
But if that fails
I want you to prepare
your most diabolical curse
and doom their love for all time.
- Gladly.
- I'm not saying I'm buying
into any of this stuff yet.
But it is kind of bizarre that Tempus
of all people is behind the curse.
I mean, if it was Lex Luthor,
I could understand, but
What?
- It's the pants, isn't it? They're too tight.
- No, no.
They're perfect.
I just never get over
how well defined you are.
Thank you.
Oh, here, let me help.
- You know what I was thinking?
- We need to get back to our honeymoon.
That's what I was thinking.
- Yes?
- So sorry about that
but your parents just told me
something very interesting.
It seems that Sir Charles
and Lady Loisette are secretly in love.
And that is why he, the Fox,
you, ambushed Tempos
to get her away from him.
- Sounds like something I'd do.
Yes, the problem is
that could very well be
the event that triggered
the curse, you see.
If so, we could already be too late.
Your horse, milord.
Come, come, you can beg
better than that.
That'll be all, squire.
- Sir Charles?
- Jimmy?
Milord?
Never mind.
Where's Tempos?
He's been looking all over for you.
I'll tell him you're here.
So now you're being nice to me, eh?
Nice rat.
What's his name?
Her name is Morgana.
She's my wife, actually.
At least she was until
I caught her in the arms of another.
Perks of being a sorcerer.
Wait till you see what I'm cooking
up for the Fox.
What have we here?
My prized knight has deigned
to make an appearance, has he?
Your eyes betray you.
You don't much
like stooping to me, do you?
As a rule, no, baron.
That's what I like about you, Charles.
You're fearless.
Which is precisely why
I want you to duel the Fox.
- In my name, of course.
- That's impossible.
Impossible, why?
Because
The Fox is on the loose.
Well, not for long,
I assure you.
He will be captured, and when he is
you will defeat him for all to see.
And after the Fox is vanquished
once and for all
I will marry Lady Loisette
and live happily ever after.
Clark, it's about time.
I was getting worried.
I'm supposed to be out
searching for the Fox.
Baron Tempos wants me
to duel him for your love.
You fighting you for me?
Well, that should be interesting.
What about the curse,
has it been cast yet?
I don't think so.
You do not
wanna mess with that sorcerer.
The guy's married to a rat.
- Pardon?
- The point is, the original Sir Charles
came back for Lady Loisette like me.
But he ran off with her, never to return.
Which means Tempos
wasn't able to marry her.
That must be what triggered the curse.
Question is, how can we stop
the curse from being triggered?
Who wants wild boar?
Something wrong?
Hey.
Did you ever wonder
if our relationship is jinxed, Clark?
Not just here, but everywhere.
What do you mean?
I mean jinxed
like it's not meant to be.
Just look at everything
we've had to overcome.
- Lois.
- Clark, I'm serious.
Maybe we're missing the obvious here.
Maybe it's time we stopped pretending
and started looking
at the writing on the wall.
I mean, it just seems like
every time we turn around
every time we try
and take the next step
something is in our way trying
to keep us from getting there.
When you add it up like that
it's a lot.
Maybe that's the point.
Maybe what this really is, is a test
to see how badly
we wanna be together.
Maybe it's up to us
to decide if it's meant to be.
What do you think?
I think there's a very good reason
why we're soul mates.
Forgive me for interrupting.
Are you kidding? We could
set our clocks by it.
Quite right.
Time is of the essence.
And I think I have an idea.
What would you think
if we found a way
to have the Fox duel
Baron Tempos himself
and lose to him?
It might keep the curse
from ever being cast, I guess.
You'd return to your honeymoon.
That would leave the Fox
to spend the rest of his life
at the mercy of Baron Tempos.
Isn't that preferable to the alternative
him having to endure the first
of a never-ending string of tragedies?
What about Lady Loisette?
We can't just let her be stuck
with the baron.
If I know her, and I think I do
she can handle him.
- Lois, I I
- Clark
I wanna go home now.
I wanna turn on some soft music
and open that champagne and finish
what we started in the 20th Century.
Foreplay is great, but this is ridiculous.
I'll need my green tights.
Twelve o'clock, turn around.
Heard you were looking for me, Tempos.
Careful, careful
you wouldn't wanna
make a martyr of me, would you?
Search the area for Lady Loisette.
After all, foxes mate for life.
Tempos
it's just you and me.
- Don't be ridiculous.
I'm a baron, I have people
for that sort of thing.
I only duel nobility.
Where is Sir Charles?
Right in front of you.
Sir Charles, you're the Fox?
I love it.
Well, of course,
it all makes perfect sense.
Never in the same place
at the same time.
Always ducking away and returning
with some lame excuse.
I can't believe I was actually fooled
by a little mask over the eyes.
Join the club.
Sir Charles is right.
This fight to the death
is between him and me.
Fight to the what?
- Oh, dear, dear.
- You two.
What are we gonna do?
If you let him win, he'll kill you.
- I know.
But maybe that's the only way.
- Are you crazy?
What would happen to me or Clark
if Sir Charles, you know?
- Yes, well, I'm not sure.
Although, souls never die,
so it really shouldn't affect Clark.
Is there a more noble way to die
than for love, Sir Charles?
I don't wanna die.
If that's what it takes
for us to be together
it's easy.
- Clark, no
- Clark.
- All right, Tempos, you want me?
- Come and get me.
- With pleasure.
Drat.
My sword.
Sir Charles.
I hope you believe in the afterlife.
No.
Stop.
Wait.
If you spare his life, I'll marry you.
- Lois.
- Well, that's touching.
But if I don't spare his life,
you'll be forced to marry me anyway.
What do I get out of the deal?
The one thing
you can't force: my fidelity.
- Lois, you can't
- I accept.
On one condition, nonnegotiable.
Sir Charles is to leave the country,
never to return.
Not that I don't trust you, milady
but why tempt temptation?
He accepts.
I can't let you die.
Fetch the bishop.
Tell him he's got a wedding to perform.
No, no, no.
You must not.
No, remember what you're doing it for.
Have faith in your love.
We're back at The Planet.
Yeah.
Quite good.
- Where's Lois?
- Lois, well, I'm not quite sure.
- What?
- Well, just, Lois, Lois.
Where is Lois?
Lois, are you all right?
Yeah, I think so.
We're back.
We did it.
- We reversed the curse.
- Lois
Honey, what in the King's
name are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be
at your wedding now?
Don't you mean our
honeymoon, Jimmy?
Great shades of Elvis, have you lost your
mind? What's the matter with you?
Better not let Tempus
see you doing that.
- Tempus?
- Tempus?
Oh, dear.
I'm afraid something's
gone terribly wrong.
Tempus a king?
We don't even have kings.
Plus, he is supposed to be in prison.
- What is going on?
- I don't know.
I don't know.
- I don't know.
- Look, you said
if we reversed the curse we'd be able
to consummate.
- Well, we reversed it, didn't we?
- By changing history, yes.
We didn't have a choice.
That was the way to stop the curse.
History is held in delicate balance
with infinite consequences
to even the most remote
or seemingly insignificant change.
It's quite possible to
Well, that by allowing
Baron Tempos to defeat the Fox
we unwittingly allowed evil
to defeat good
in a time and place
it had not done so before.
You see, that, over time,
could very well have shifted
the balance of power
in the favor of evil.
Which would explain
why Tempus is now a king.
- I'm afraid so, quite.
- Can't we just have a honeymoon
like a normal couple?
Is that too much to ask for?
We obviously can't leave things
the way they are.
So, what do we do?
We must go back
and defeat Tempus this time.
We must shift the power back to good.
- Won't that trigger the curse again?
- No, not if we travel back
to a more recent incarnation
of yours, you see.
To a time when curses didn't exist.
You mean, a different lifetime?
Yes, as a matter of fact
that's precisely what I mean.
Just another day in the life
of Lois and Clark.
Oh, boy.
Hey, what's going on?
Come on, get up front.
Get up there, boy.
Any final words, Lone Rider?
- There he is.
- Reveal your secret identity, perhaps?
Lone Rider?
Last chance, Lulu.
Just say the magic words, darling,
that's all I require.
Magic words? I don't
Lulu?
All right Tempus Tex.
That's enough.
- Let him down.
- You forget what happened
to the last three sheriffs, sheriff?
Ticktock, darling, ticktock.
Very well.
- Pull.
- No, no.
If you spare his life, I'll marry you?
- No.
- I accept.
On one condition, nonnegotiable.
The Lone Rider is to ride out of town,
never to retur
Talk about your d�j� vu.
Shoot, missed high.
You made a wise decision, Lulu.
You and your dowry
are gonna make me a very rich man.
- Can you whistle?
- What?
Whistle.
- Hey.
- Come here, boy.
After him, you cretins.
My hero.
- Pretty romantic, huh?
- Very.
Hello, hello.
So sorry to interrupt.
Some things never change.
In any lifetime.
All right, I beat Tempus
and I got Lois back.
Let's get out
before they catch up to us.
If only if it was that simple.
Now, wait a minute, you said that Clark
had to defeat Tempus.
- He did that.
- Well, temporarily perhaps.
You see, I just had a conversation
with a passing
What do you Yanks call them?
- yes, a buckaroo, who informed me
that Tempus Tex is holding hostages
near and dear to Lulu.
Insurance, apparently, to, you know
make sure that the wedding goes.
The short of is
you haven't defeated Tempus
until you've saved them first.
Great.
Did the buckaroo say where Tempus
was holding them or who it was?
Unfortunately, no, no, no.
- What are you doing?
- I'm looking for your secret identity.
Dual personas does seem
to be a part of your destiny.
Yeah, and trouble seems
to be part of mine.
Bingo.
- You sure this is gonna work?
- Please.
Who are you talking to?
Hurry.
Get.
Oh, thank goodness, there you are.
I'm so glad you're here.
Is that a fact?
And where, pray tell,
is that pesky Lone Rider?
He rode off.
And I screamed for help
and I was rescued
by this mild-mannered
telegraph operator.
Really? Well, how fortuitous, sir,
that you just happened to be here
out in the middle of nowhere
miles from the nearest telegraph.
Have we met before?
You look awfully familiar.
- I have that kind of face.
- So you do.
I don't even wanna know who you are.
Well, come, my dear.
We better get on with our wedding
before you require any more rescuing.
I'm forever in you debt, sir.
I trust our paths will cross again.
Bet on it
sir.
I signed the prenuptial agreement.
Now, why don't you
release the hostages?
Hostages? What hostages?
Is that the only reason
you signed over your land to me?
Because I've got your parents strapped
to an old barrel of dynamite?
My parents?
That's who you're holding?
Oh, you are evil incarnate.
Why, sure, is that a bad thing?
In any event, I don't have anything
until I have your hand.
I feel like I've been chasing that forever.
That said, if you don't become
my wife in exactly 10 minutes
I'm afraid next up on the preacher's
docket will be mom and dad's funeral.
Ten minutes?
All right, let's get this wedding
on the road here.
He's got my parents tied up to dynamite.
And it's gonna go blow up
in 10 minutes unless I marry him
which means evil wins
and we're screwed.
Don't worry, I'll find them.
This sounds like a job
for the Lone Rider.
- Yes, quite.
- Shall we?
- Ladies and gentlemen.
We're gathered here today to join
these two fine people in holy matrimony.
I'm not used to doing this without
the flower girl.
Sweetie, maybe you
He must have them rigged
to some kind of trigger mechanism.
- Where do we start? We got 5 minutes.
- Perhaps it would be helpful
to think in terms of where the Tempus
as we know might hide them.
- Why?
- Well, we've seen how each soul
expresses itself in a unique
yet consistent manner
from lifetime to lifetime.
And it's that consistency,
that fingerprint
which time cannot erase.
I mean, it is who we are
and always will be.
Do you, Tempus Tex, take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife
to have and to hold
- I do.
Sorry, this is the point where
the villain accelerates things.
Now skip on down.
Okay, let's see, he's
He's power hungry, vindictive, evil.
Perhaps a more specific character trait.
One that categorically defines him.
Well, his ego without a doubt.
- Yes.
- That's why he has a camera
almost before they were even
invented.
Leave it to Tempus to
Wait a minute.
The camera.
Since when did telegraph lines
run to outhouses?
And how many are guarded?
Come on.
Do you, Lulu, take this man
to be your lawfully wedded
husband to ha
- Skip on down, reverend.
- Till death do you part?
Answer the good reverend.
Could you repeat the question?
Oh, yes, quite.
Terribly sorry, I didn't realize
that there was a line.
Whoops, old habit.
Not bad for no super powers, huh?
Wait, you're Lois?
Lulu's parents?
Time's up, Lulu.
It's now or never.
Well, in that case,
I think I'll choose never.
And in your case, Tempus,
I do choose never.
Literally.
Why, Lulu, I'm crushed.
Jilted at the altar
was not part of my plans.
Oh, well
I guess this fairy tale
gets an unhappy ending.
Take the picture, George.
Now.
All right, Tempus, it's over.
- You've run out of lives.
- Whatever that means.
I don't know if you've noticed,
but I hate to lose.
Especially to you.
Willing to die for your love, are you?
Wouldn't be the first time.
Oh, quite good, quite good.
- Doesn't that hurt?
- Yeah, but I'm kind of starting to like it.
All right, sheriff?
He's all yours.
Gladly.
I'll see you at home, honey.
I wanna talk to Mr.
Eastman
about that new camera.
Okay, honey.
Let's go, Tempus.
So you're my parents?
Of course.
Apparently, you were left
on their doorstep as a child.
Isn't that weird?
I wonder if you got my parents?
You saved our town
from the evil Tempus Tex.
How can we ever repay you?
You already have
or will.
It is time.
- We have to go.
- But we'll see you soon.
We're back.
I think.
Yeah, but did anything change?
Lois
honey, what in the King's
name are you doing?
- Wait a minute.
King? Did you say King?
- Well, yeah sure.
Hey, ace
do I know you?
Aren't you two supposed
to be on your honeymoon?
Our honeymoon? So far so good.
The paper.
Where's the paper?
"Congressman resigns over controversy.
"
- What a relief.
- Congressman?
- Did we miss a scoop, Jimmy?
- What about Tempus?
- Is he still the king?
- Tempus?
King?
What the hell is she talking about?
She's had a really long day, chief.
Okay.
Come on, Jimmy, let's let
these two lovebirds find their nest.
Right, chief.
Hey, have fun, you guys.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- Excuse me.
- No problem, Jimmy.
Hey, Jimmy
something tells me
that you should ask her out.
Really?
You think she'd say yes?
Trust me.
The curse is broken.
Good and evil are in balance.
And love has conquered all.
Destiny has blessed you both
with each other, no small gift indeed.
There's many people
who travel alone through
well, their whole lives
and envy what you two
have together greatly.
Try to remember that the next time
the gods decide to test you.
Now
where were we?
Hello, husband.
Hello, wife.
Now, that's what I call getting
carried over the threshold.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Oh, wow, I'm beat.
You're kidding.
Honey, please tell me you're kidding.
Don't move.
You know, I know this is
our first time and everything.
And I really want everything
to be perfect.
But if you had your heart
set on Hawaii
I'd really understand.
You were saying.
Didn't spill a drop.
I don't want anything
to cloud this moment.
A moment we're destined for.
That's what makes it so special.
I love you, Clark Kent.
I love you
Lois Lane.
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