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So you just finished watching After the Rain
And I know whatcha thinking.
Actually NO!
Not this time
This time.
I'm gonna be telling you what I'm thinking.
And I'm pretty miffed.
Angry you can say.
Youtube just unveiled a new partnership policy.
Where they're putting down the little guy.
Taking away my sweet sweet advertisements.
In order for me to become a partner.
I need a thousand subs.
And an average of 4000 hours of watch time.
I mean it's hard enough for me to get views.
Do you think I have the face to be family friendly.
Just look at me.
I'm divorced.
I have bad hygiene.
I'm always sick.
And I have a young son.
You think I can afford to feed my son.
With a 4 dollar paycheck.
I still have to file self employment taxes.
So that 4 dollar paycheck is actually.
$1.33?
I wonder if Youtube is tax deductible.
She didn't do no wrong.
[My Ads my poor ads quit smelling my ads]
See now this is the problem.
You got these thirsty *** underage thots.
demonetizing my content.
I'm just trying to make a living making content for Youtube.
And how to do they repay me.
Wait people that got demonetized got an email.
I didn't get an email.
Wait a minute
I passed a 1000 subs baby.
But how did I manage to get 4000 hours of view time.
If I could suck Netflix's *** or lick it's motherly ***. Then I would.
Netflix has once again saved anime.
Anime is saved.
Screw you're movement I'm above all y'all
[Female Dog in plural]
In all seriousness.
I've been uploading videos since 2013
I never thought I'd actually get a 1000 subs.
Yet here we are.
Even 900 of them are probably legacy subs.
And don't reflect the people that watch my new stuff.
But really I don't make these videos for money.
Otherwise I'd be shilling for that Patreon.
I make Youtube videos for fun.
Well more to sharpen my skills as I wait for my next paying job.
If you're actually trying to make a living off Youtube.
Then you better rethink your priorities.
Like I have been doing this since 2013
And I have quit many times.
I've always had phases.
But for the people that actually watch.
Like, Comment, call me gay, message me.
I do appreciate it.
I'm not a big channel.
So I notice.
I read every comment.
And I don't care if you make fun of me.
I want you to make fun of me.
Because you coming back to type that comment gives me a view.
And I need them views.
I guess I should end it there.
I'll keep making videos for as long as I can sustain a Neet Life.
Hopefully this channel grows.
But if not.
Thanks for watching my videos :3
All 20 of you.
You really think I have a 1000 subs don't be silly they're obviously all bots.
Um
Please like, comment, and subscribe.
I need those views to get that adsense money.
[Turn on that notification bell thing too]
How am I supposed to feed my talented kid.
And fantasize about dating a highschooler.
If you don't give me views.
Thank you.