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Hey, Internet! Today we're going to be talking about--
Hold on, Michael.
I'm almost done ordering my delicious, frozen Italian ices,
which I intend to share with our studio dog who has absolutely been with us since day one.
Internet, you may have heard something about a bill called the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act, or CISA.
Oh, you mean the one that was Trojan Horsed in the 2200-page budget bill last December.
Yep.
The one that everyone protested, but it was still passed anyway?
Yep.
Because the one thing the Congress can agree on is that government should have unprecedented power to monitor user activity online.
Yep.
And Michael! Have you ever tried Italian ices?
Talk about a flavor explosion.
You were just doing so well.
Under the banner of terror prevention, they now have access to all of our private, personal information.
Wait. All of it?
Yep.
I have to go.
Your Facebook, Twitter, browsing history, downloads, Amazon card.
CISA gives them access to anything you do online.
They can share it with other government agencies to pursue you for both online and offline crimes.
No warrants, no threats to national security. Just senseless monitoring of the masses.
Michael, we have to do something. This is a crisis.
Whoa, calm down, man. You're embarrassing yourself in front of the government.
Italian ices, Michael!
Wait!
Get on the ground!
God dammit. Who shot the f*cking dog?
Who are you guys? What's going on?
We're the cyber police.
I thought you guys were just a meme.
We've been watching your friend here for a long time.
We have reason to believe he's a terrorist.
No way! I'm with him like 70% of every waking day.
Yeah, the best ones blend right in.
And you never would have even known it without us.
Siri, Italian ices.
I've never even heard of Italian ISIS.
This one must be upper level.
Guys, no no no. You've got it all wrong, okay?
The only thing Spencer is guilty of terrorizing is the English language.
Ha like we haven't heard that one before.
Take him away.
I have a cold gazpacho in the fridge. Don't eat it!
Get him out of here!
Ciao! I have an order of Italian ices--
Get down! It's a bomb!
All right.
Ah!
Mac!
Okay, wow.
What's in the box?
This is the third time this week.
What's in the box?!
It's Italian ices.
Ohhhh
Not the terrorist organization, but the treat.
The delicious treat.
Here you go.
Keep being weird, Internet.
Keep being weird, Internet.
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Oh, sorry about your dog.
What dog?