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- CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING
THE FOURTH SAG AWARD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE--
THIS IS JUST-- THE SHOW IS--
BY THE WAY, IT IS HILARIOUS.
- THANK YOU. - CONSISTENTLY EVERY WEEK.
- I THINK SO. - THAT SHOW IS SO FUNNY.
- IT'S ALWAYS DIFFICULT IN THOSE AWARD SHOWS, TOO,
BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL, SO MANY
VERY WORTHY SHOWS ARE NOMINATED.
AND SHOWS LIKE "THE BIG *** THEORY,"
WHICH HAVE BEEN NOMINATED SEVERAL TIMES
AND HAVE BEEN DOING SO WELL,
THERE IS THIS SENSE OF, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WIN
THAT EVERYONE IN THE ROOM HATES YOU,
YOU KNOW, IN THE FOURTH YEAR.
SO WE TRULY WERE VERY HUMBLED
AND VERY SURPRISED TO WIN AGAIN
BECAUSE WE JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE KIND OF OLD NEWS.
BUT VERY EXCITED TO BE--
- I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME
'CAUSE PORTIA WAS UP FOR THAT FOR "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT."
- FOR "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT," YEAH.
- SO YOU BEAT HER WITH "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT."
- WELL, I WASN'T SORRY ABOUT THAT ONE.
I JUST FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW...
[audience laughter]
YEAH, NO.
[laughs]
I MEAN, THAT SHOW, THAT'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE.
THAT SHOW'S, LIKE, GENIUS.
- AND A GREAT CAST.
- AND GREAT CAST,
AND TO RESURGE AFTER SO MANY YEARS AND, LIKE--
- BUT, NO, CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S WELL DESERVED.
IT'S A GREAT SHOW.
IT'S STRONG, YOU KNOW, CONSISTENTLY.
- THANK YOU.
SO ON THE RED CARPET GOING INTO THE SAG AWARDS,
I ASSUME, OR I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WAS GOLDEN GLOBES
OR SAG WHERE YOU GOT PHOTOBOMBED.
- YEAH, ZOOEY DESCHANEL PHOTOBOMBED ME.
YOU KNOW, IT'S...
IT'S SO...
YEAH.
YEAH, ISN'T SHE FUN--
SHE'S ADORKABLE.
IT'S ALWAYS SO CRAZY ON THOSE RED CARPETS
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE STANDING BETWEEN TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,
IT'S LIKE THE CAMERAS PART LIKE MOSES IN THE RED SEA.
NO ONE'S--THERE'S NO CAMERAS ON ME.
SO I WAS JUST TRYING TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GET HER ATTENTION.
SO THAT HAPPENED ACTUALLY AFTER I PHOTOBOMBED HER.
- YEAH, YOU DID SOMETHING REALLY COOL.
HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
- SO THIS-- WHAT I DID WAS A FISH JUMP.
NOW, THAT'S CALLED A FISH JUMP.
- THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
- IT'S VERY TECHNICAL. IT'S A VERY TECHNICAL DANCE.
NOW, SOMEONE ON TWITTER POINTED OUT TO ME LATER
THE HAND BAG BEHIND ME.
[laughter and applause]
I DIDN'T PLAN THAT PART.
SO, LIKE, I WAS PHOTOBOMBING ZOOEY DESCHANEL,
AND THEN A HAND BAG WAS PHOTOBOMBING ME.
- YEAH.
THAT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.
NO, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- LOOK AT THAT LADY.
THE SECURITY GUARD-- OH, SHE'S JUST TICKLED.
THAT'S A FISH JUMP.
[laughter]
- IS THAT HARD TO DO?
- NO, IT'S REALLY EASY.
YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT OF--
IT'S LIKE A...
[cheers and applause]
- IMPRESSIVE.
- I DID THEME PARKS FOR A LONG TIME,
SO THAT'S ONE OF MY SIGNATURE MOVES.
- THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
HEY, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT VINE VIDEOS
A LITTLE WHILE AGO,
AND ERIC STONESTREET IS REALLY GOOD AT THESE TOO.
- YEAH.
- AND HE DID SOMETHING-- I THINK WE HAVE ONE
HE DID WITH YOU.
- OH, RIGHT. IS THIS THE ONE IN VEGAS?
- I THINK SO, YEAH.
- YEAH, WE WERE WALKING THROUGH A CASINO IN VEGAS
WHEN THIS HAPPENED. - OKAY.
- HEY, I'M THE RED-HEADED GUY ON "MODERN FAMILY."
- STOP IT.
HE'S ALWAYS...
HE'S ALWAYS PRANKING ME, BUT I THINK THE REASON--
THE REASON HE LIKES TO PRANK ME--
THE REASON HE LIKES TO PRANK ME
IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS I HAVE NO INTEREST
IN GETTING HIM BACK.
SO THERE'S NEVER THAT FEAR OF, LIKE, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO TO ME?
I'M JUST TOO LAZY. - OH.
- BUT I DO LOVE PRANKS.
I PULL A FEW HERE AND THERE.
- YOU SHOULD FIGURE SOMETHING OUT AND GET HIM REALLY GOOD
'CAUSE HE'S NOT EXPECTING IT.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
WHEN IT HAPPENS, IT'S GONNA BE EPIC.
I DID GET SOPHIA PRETTY GOOD IN VEGAS, THOUGH.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
- SHE WAS TAKING A NAP.
WE WERE ALL KIND OF JUST OVERSTIMULATED,
AND KIND OF ALL GETTING OVER COLDS.
THE SAG AWARDS HAD JUST HAPPENED.
SO SHE DECIDES TO TAKE A NAP WITH A KLEENEX OVER HER FACE.
LIKE, LITERALLY A PLY OF KLEENEX.
SO I TOOK A PHOTO OF HER,
AND THEN WE ENDED UP USING--
SO THAT'S JULIE BOWEN WITH HER.
AND THEN THERE'S ME.
AND AS THESE WERE HAPPENING,
I WAS JUST SENDING HER ALL THE PHOTOS,
SO IN ONE OF THE PICTURES,
HER PHONE'S LIGHTING UP WITH TEXT MESSAGES FROM ME.
YEAH.
LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER.
SHE'S SO PEACEFUL.
SHE'S SO TIRED.
SHE'S LITERALLY SELLING EVERYTHING.
WHAT?
- HOW DOES THAT STAY ON HER FACE?
THERE'S NO WEIGHT TO A ONE PLY OF--
IT'S A COVER GIRL--
- I SEE. - YEAH, IT'S...
[laughs]
- I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT MEMO YET.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
ALL RIGHT, "MODERN FAMILY" AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 9:00 ON ABC.
THAT'S JESSE TYLER FERGUSON.
[cheers and applause]