Gta 3 - Killing people for money

Um...ok. In Grand Theft Auto III, I will be killing people for money at the harbour using nothing but a baseball bat. OK, here we go. First, I'm going to my safehouse to get my baseball bat. OK, I'm going to get some body armour just to be safe. Let's put on some Head Radio. Why's it so slow? Why does this keep happening? OK. I don't know. Yes, my first victim! So what're you gonna start with? The entry hall? Or is this a secret room? So here's what I got...here's what I got so far. Let me just... Aw, but I like brone. Finn. Oh yeah! Hello, and welcome to my puzzle course! Your job is to make your way through... I want to KILL...I'm going to KILL this paramedic! I don't like him. You mean, cover the paramedic in hugs? Ha, beautiful. Stop Edward, you're hugging it too much! It's bleeding! OK, I'm going to get enough money to respray my car at the Pay and Spray. This is a very unconventional method. Yeah, some people just bat and get a job. Not Edward. He just bashes people with a baseball bat and steals their money. Like a monster. YOU MONSTER... I know I am. Hey, now I'm sounding like Gladys! This...is God. THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!! Kikiki, mamama... How much money do you need, Edward? About $1,000. I need a trillion dollars. So then I could then build myself my gigantic mansion. Similarly in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, I've been killing people with a shovel in a nightclub and I got $3,000! Haven't played GTA 5. San Andreas will have to be my favourite Grand Theft Auto, ever. Which one? San Andreas. I haven't actually played 5 yet. But until I do, San Andreas is my favourite GTA. You have to be 18 to play that one. I think that... Dad says he might get it for me for my 15th birthday. Oh well, it's not 18 yet, is it? I think that... Sorry, I'm not waiting those 4 years! I WANNA PLAY IT NOW! Too bad. I think that GTA 3 is the best game. He was letting... I've been doing this before. Now your laptop's angry. Cause he hugged apparently. Pardon? He hugged it. I thought that was just an online me. Right now, I have $1,824. Just enough to buy a respray. STUPID PARAMEDICS! I'm going to butcher you now. DIE! Please hurry up. Die--oh. $2009! OK, this is enough money for 2 resprays. But my goal is to get $5,000. What do you need to spend it on? Huh? Do you need to spend it on anything? Yes, I need to spend it on respraying my car. In this game it costs $1,000, but in the others it only costs $100. Big change. Uh, Sean? Sean? Close media player. No, I don't. I will keep recording with Hypercam, and then I will watch this and view the audio. Oh dear. Wanna know something fun? I don't know if I want to hear something fun from you. OK. Does it involve paramedics? Not really, but it does involve killing. If someone is already on the ground and you hit them with a baseball bat, you can kill them in one hit! That's terrible Edward. That's really terrible. Just like creepers. CREEPERS ARE TERRIBLE! I don't know. Don't know, that was just a parody of a song on Youtube. Why? Stomach pain?! I'll show you what stomach pain feels like!! Stomach pain?! I'll show you what stomach pain feels like!! I think you've got enough money now, Edward. No I don't. I need at least $5,000! Stop hugging everyone! They don't like to be hugged. Look, they're dying. Someone is already running away! Go and...go and buy a car, Edward. 2,909. This is fun. See?!?! Did you push him over? I told you! Now I have $3,000, but I need $2,000 more. Come back here. I'll give you a present! I mean, I'll give you some chocolate. That's looking good, Bryce. Hm? Who put the gold? Hats on the roof? That's load zone. Ah. You can light up with those. That's bull. OK, I'm going to cut my goal down to about $3,000. OK, I'm done. STOP KILLING! STOP RECORDING.