Why I Hate Suprises

And sorry for the backgroung noise because my Xbox is on right now, i forgot to turn it off And the washer and dryer is going so... yeah. (sniff) (awesome futuristic theme music) Hey Guys! And welcome back to The Aairi Show i have a suprise from my mom, my mom is suprising me and my sisters today with a special... guest so today i am going to show you... Why I Hate Suprises LEGO So First of All... I JUST HATE SUPRISES IN GENERAL! Because, like If you come up to someone like hey Aairieal. you know, i have a suprise for you today! oh really? what is it then? youll know later. its- its a suprise okay? WHY?!?!?! why?!?!?!? 'Cause like i know its a suprise, but- but why?!?! you just shove it in my face and i have to go to sleep like whats the suprise? I Wonder! I am going to DIE waiting for the suprise and the surprise turns out to be a person! I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!?!!?!?!?!!? 'Cause like the other Day my mom was like "Hey guys! i have a suprise for you! you guys are gonna love it!" and i was like "really?" what is it? she was like "its a surprise" WHY?!?!??!?!!? by now you probably are deaf because of my sreaming in your ears sorry lol why do you have to tell me that you have a surprise and youre now even gonna tell me what the surprise is??? (panting like a crazy dog) if you want it to be a surprise then dont even tell me! because if you tell me that theres a surprise then ill always be expecting the surprise the the surprise wont even be surprising anymore! and, when your child watches criminal minds like i do then theyre gonna crack that case! (like an egg lol) okay? my mom said "I have a surprise for you" then on church on saturday she was like (YES WE GO TO CHURCH ON SATURDAY, SO WHAT?) "You guys better clean the house or youll be sorry" "Youll be so embrassed" i was like "A PUPPY?!?!!?" but no. she said it wasnt a puppy i dont even know why i thought it was a puppy because were not allowed to have pets in this house YES WE RENT SO WHAT??? IM STILL A PERSON AND SHE HATES DOGS! So i found out. me, myself. NOT ANY OF MY SISTERS, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WATCHING CRIMINAL MINDS. I DON'T, I JUST SIT HERE WATCHING SUPERWOMAN VIDEOS shut up! if you takin bout me say it to my face! 'Cause like id rather have an ANIMAL than a PERSON like who cares about people? do you? do YOU? DO YOU? thats what i thought Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! Chubby Bunny! even though that- thats you thats a chair and thats a wall. but still i dont even know why i called this 10 things- 10 reasons why- i, dont like surprises Nope ill just title this: "Why I Hate Surprises" there we go and i still have no idea what to put as a thumbnail! No idea! so im just gonna be sitting up in this house like (makes weird noises from my throat) anyways... what was i saying? Ive been recording for, like, eleven minutes now and this is probably gonna end up being a five minute video 'Cause of MY BIG MOUTH SISTERS! yes i said it Hey guys! im not gonna show you guys my failed attempt to speak in a british accent, so use this time to give this video a thumbs up, subscribe, and check out my blog! if you stay tuned to my blog you get to see youtube videos before theyre posted to youtube! and videos that are only available on my blog. ah, who cares, let me just stick the the spanish (and sometimes italian) accent stop interrupting my youtube videos! stupida if i could speak spanish, i would totaly speak spanish, right now. but, sorry past spanish teachers and furure spanish teachers, but im gonna fail your clas or, the only reason why i get an A is because i just look at my partners paper like (Pretends to cheat off a nonexistent paper) what? okay (Pretends to write on MY nonexistent paper with my nonexistent pencil) (Continues to look at nonexistent persons nonexistent paper to cheat off of) (writes on my nonexistent paper with my nonexistent pencil, AGAIN) (wait, am i looking at the floor?) (AGAIN i write on a nonexistent papere with my nonexistent pencil!!!) so while they end up with a perfectly answereed sheet of paper, I end up with, this/ because my stupid butt didnt want to get a REAL sheet of paper and pencil, i just looked out of the window and took a picture of a butterfly aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways... Dang Okay let me edit this before i go any further because maybe ill need to stop, and maybe i wont, but im pretty sure i need to talk some more 'Cause of my- BIG MOUTH SISTERS!!! Stupida! maybe i should have wrote this down is that what youtubers do is they write their stuff down? me i just like PURE COLD HARD RANTS okay? SHUTUP! IF YOU TALKIN BOUT ME SAY IT TO MY FACE! -Youre Ugly!- -laugh- keep rollin my R's! (beats chest) mmm! 'Cause im a man! yeah! naw im kidding im not a man im a little girl im american (Silence) Get yo ugly butt back in that room and stop lookin at me! -Half African- -Shes really African American- Subscribe to my channel or ill have a possessed unicorn come to your housee and spit rainbow cobwebs all over your clothes -Rude!- WHAT'D YOU SAY?!?!? THATS WHAT I THOT!!! (Lol thot) punk (clears throat) aah!!!!!! (laughs) -laughs look you little punk! stop interrupting my videos! okay?!?!?! Stupida! ~i was about to put this cup in the washer~ (laughs) -Laughs- ~Laughs~ Shutup ugh DANG IT I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!! -Good-