Flep 2 - 2x02 - La fotocopia sbagliata

So, how do you want this chocolate, with or without sugar? I already have the sugar..! I want it hot..! ooh holy christ, will it ever finish this nightmare? ..well, you're here with us again..? yep, I could not stand anymore turning the music score pages..every concert lasted for at least 2 hours and I was there turning, turning, turning.. and if you turn to be pisss.. what? eh the pag.. the pages, when you turn the pages..anywaaaay, you're here with us, again..together.. yep, again with you.. yep..me and you... mmh..guys... guys, chocolate is ready... CHOCOLATE IS GETTING COOOLD, IT AIN'T "HOT" ANYMORE.. weeeeellll..ok, so I get back to my office and maybe I catch you later.. Hiiiii... but what the hell you think it's interesting of him? well..I wouldn't know...similar working conditions.. right solid bases to build a story, i'd say..eh? mm no..temporary..! what? well we are temporary employees.. ooh this was saaad.. One fotocopy, i say, ONE, will it be able to make it, damned machine? stop it! stop it you break it.. thank god you came Luca, I couldn't stand that anymore.. where have you been, Pipistrelli? i've been waiting for you for 15 minutes.. Well.. i was having a coffee.. a coffeeee???? we have an employee just for coffees, you don't have to move from your desk for any reason..gotcha? I wanted to have a lil' of fresh air... ...a lil' of fresh air..you'll permanently stay at "fresh air", when i'll have told the director of your unjustified absence, he'll kick you out..now make this damned machine work.. the "damned machine" is called flep..and then stop pushing this botton..oooh! Great Luca, protect me..! Listen flep, can you make a black & white copy for the.. they come.. thanks..So, these documents? what do you need them for? they are very important documents that we have to hand to our clients, who are waiting in the other office.. yes..here are the "very important documents".. good for you, Pipistrelli..another mistake like this and I will make the boss fire you.. Luca, Luca.. wait, I photocopied by mistake also the try-out scans that I had in queue-memory.. but, sorry..which scans? those we made the last day..when we started photocoping your butt.. wait..are you sayin' that my *** now is on the desk of all the clients of the firm??...Secretaaaryyyy... you'll need a loot of luck, this time to save your butt...what a sad destiny.. Good, Sir, madam, please take a sit here....the sale manager will come soon, and he will show you the project.. mmh, no.. listen Delicata, excuse me, there're some clients.. OOH Sorry, I didn't hear.. very much pleasure.. Delicata.. Ma'am, whatcha doin with all this bunch of papers here?? Give'em to mee! Leave them..they are "very important documents" please.. ..but what the hell are you worried about...Leave them..! look, look what you made.. eeeh..ehm sorry ma'am but you use force with me!! Collect them immediately, the reds to the director, the blu to me, please.. noo worries sugar, "if disorder is menacing..Delicata will replace it.." Get out of here..! The blues , the blues! Thanks! hold oon a secoond! but what are you doing? GET OUTT! Excuse this, the sale manager will be immediately here..goodbye.. Delicata!! thank's god I found you..the secretary..where is she? she has some wrong photocopies in her hand.. Heeere it is the perfect butt!! what? what??..did you already see the pics..? Hard, hard..congratulations! calm down..calm doown!!..sorry, how do you know it's my ***..? I didn't know.. I set a trap for you and you fell in it.. ***!..but..did the secretary already see the pics as well? no!.. I found them in the room while I was cleaning.. thaank goood..thank good.. ..and I gave them to the director.. WHAT??? LUCAAAAA..!! So, you don't know anything about this photocopy.. ..absolutely not.. this is a serious thing, Luca.. you know? I totaly understand.. Let me finish! of course.. it is unacceptable that someone sneaked into the photocopies room and made some "unauthorized" photocopies.. ┐Ehů? secondly, it is impossible that I haven't already noticed a girl with such an ***... g-girl?? of course! Do you think this could ever be a male's ***? Brrr I am already thrilling..can't think about it.. ..maybe has made some sport, I don't know.. stop it with this ***..now, I'll give you a task.. If you find this ***.. i'll hire you with a never-ending contract.. in the contrary case..you'll keep on working as an (unpaid) stagiaire foooor... Thanks..f-for this op-opportunity..beautif.. And now you can go..go, go.. mmm sugar..look at this assss...if I take you, I'll eat you.. Translation by Alessandro D'Errico