Dayz Noobclear Warfare Hunted

All right here I go. I am in Chernarus again. There's a nice little boat here. Oh, but it's the fishing boat. That thing is so slow. Epically, epically slow. Alright, so in my last one, I Uh.. got shot down in my helicopter. Alright, so I've kinda given up on uh these these people... um... temporarily. I will attempt making friends with them. Um.. I just can't get my reputation to go down on here, or else I can never have friends and honestly it's one of the.. one of the smartest things to do. To make friends and have them cover your back, because you never know when you're really going to need a friend on this game, and just like I really needed one, and then I..um.. I didn't I didn't NEED one at the point where I killed him. Um.. it was It was depressing honestly. with that accident. Alright. um.. Hi there, zombie! I'm really confused about my handgun. Last time I tried it out, it just had no ammo. I'm going to go up here. No I'm not! Okay! Wow, there was no option to climb that ladder, apparently. There might, might actually be a way to get up that ladder, I just came at the wrong angle or s..... OWW! Oh, that was not okay! You just punched me! SON OF A NUTCRACKER!!! Alright. Well I was going to get that beautiful hatchet in there, because it's one of those weapons that requires no ammunition; perfectly silent apparently. I hear it, but zombies don't. And honestly that's what I prefer. I'm not even going to attempt to shoot all these guys. I'm going to try to get a vehicle and get away from these guys just so yeah just to, you know, be away from the zombies. WOAH! NONONO NO NO NO!!! That is NOT what I intended to do. I meant to do this! HWATCHA!!! Let's go! Like, it's unbelievable how much that slows them down. Okay. Keep running. That was intense. That Slenderman looking zombie just ran right through that wall! And now I am slightly more than concerned. Vehicles don't tend to spawn anywhere except near roads, or maybe that's just where players leave them. That zombie is a little bit more than relentless. And here's another one. Isn't that just my luck? And let's get you behind me too... And why don't we have a whole train of zombies behind us? Alright, so there's this nice little train station and rail yard, but I've never seen single train. Anywhere. There's just not even one. And that's depressing to me. Because I like trains. I love trains. Oh man, I shouldn't say that, out of fear that I'm going to get hit by a train. Alright, let's do this! Did I get him? Hah! I think I killed him! Dang! That was fortunate! That was most likely that guy's vehicle! So I'm going to find a nice little spot where i can bandage myself because there was unfortunate. Hello there! So, apparently I just stole this guys truck and ran him over with it. This is worse than Grand Theft Auto: because I actually have a reputation to uphold. More or less. This is like a N00B killing grounds here! I mean, that's what I intended, but I mean people are taking my job! I don't need to bandage myself, I'll be fine, but it's just.. I'll deal with the color loss. OOH!! Yeah! Well he can't hit a moving target as well as some people apparently. La la da da! I'm pretty good at avoiding people. On this game. Well, as of late. except for that helicopter incident, and me getting sniped twice in a row. When I am in a vehicle, like a driving vehicle I don't have that much of an issue evading bullets and such. I'm gonna get right here, in these bushes. If i can, and bandage myself, it's ridiculous. right yeah I'm kinda low on blood right now I just need to stay in these this little area. Good I don't think he saw me okay That's really good. Whoops, that was not intended. Gotta switch back. Self Blood Bag The color will come back to my screen which is wonderful. and I will gain a lot of blood this way. That guy probably won't find me, I hope he doesn't. Getting out of my vehicle was a really good idea, considering how my driving is. Alright, come on. Gimme some color, gimme some color. That just means that I'll have blood. THERE we go! Oh, it's beautiful! All these beautiful colors. Alright. Wait a second, this car is not in good condition. THAT car is REALLY not in good condition. And this car is not in terrible condition, so that is probably what I am going to do. I will see what I can do, if I can maybe repair it. Here, maybe? No. No, I seriously... Alright I'm gonna try this vehicle again. All right. Woah. Looks like that belongs to somebody. Right, so apparently.. DANG! That guy! I swear! Ohh.. Did I get him? YES!! I think I got him! Wait, no! I don't know if that's.. that's that guy.. Alright, well that was an interesting thing! Umm... that was a great shootout! I had a lot of fun. I do not have much time now, so I will be wrapping things up now I will see you all later!