Tales of Strangers - Shanghai China toilet cafe waitress tells story - Ooasia
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On the north pole there is a researcher studying penguins.
So, [she] asks the first penguin, "What do you do each day?"
The penguin says, "Every day I eat, sleep, and smack beans."
She asks the second penguin, "What do you do each day?"
"Eat, sleep, and smack beans." Later, when she asks the 99th penguin, they
say, "Eat, sleep, and smack beans." Next she asks the 100th penguin, "What do
you do each day?" The [100th] penguin says, "Eat and sleep."
So she asks, "Why don't you smack beans?" The penguin says,
"Because I am Beans -- everyday they smack me!"
