I Mercenari - The expendables - Trailercio - Trailer parodia parody - With eng sub

The following preview as been approved for all audience an original idea by: TraiLercio from an idea by Sylvester Stallone producted by Sylvester Stallone from the director of two of the usless sequels of the history yes, Sylvester Stallone again with Sylvester...ehm...stop naw, c'mon created to excite the trash funboy an awkward banal story counterbalanced by *** gunfights and easy explosions more spry than olders from Cocoon old people with big megalomania problems challenge each other on who's got bigger ehm...I mean the rifle a film about old decrepit men who need to compansate little *** with... big motorcycles big cars giant aircraft and incredible acrobatics but expecially with...guns! guns! guns! guns and guns again! what a big bird! thank you! and also some knife between breathtaking explosion and exciting facial paralysis of Stallone our heroes will try to save a generic doughter of a generic dictator and a generic people of a generic island from Maxwell Sheffield banal dialogues of Mickey Rourke in hipster version the ex governator of california the *** friend of Buffy that can't wear makeup the incredible rugosity of Lundgren neck and an humiliated Jet Li all this on...The Expendables! Thank goodness there wasn't Chuck Norris subscribe and share or you will have Stallone's facial paralysis