5. Stone Protectors - Weaponogs part 1

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .■ 1, 2, 1, 2, 3. ♪ WE'RE THE STONE PROTECTORS ♪ ♪ OUR STONES OF POWER GLOW ♪ ♪ WE'RE THE BAND KNOWS HOW TO ROCK ♪ ♪ LOTSA FLASH, LOTSA SOCK ♪ ♪ DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HANDSOME BUNCH ♪ ♪♪ 'CAUSE THIS BAND CAN REALLY PUNCH ♪ ♪ STONE PROTECTORS ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW? ♪ ♪ STONE PROTECTORS ♪ ♪ OUR STONES OF POWER GLOW ♪ ♪ AND I RIP ON LEAD GUITAR ♪ ♪ KILLER LICKS ♪ ♪ I'M CLIFF, AND I SCALE THE DRUMS ♪ ♪ LET'S GET VERTICAL, HAVE SOME FUN ♪ ♪ I'M ANGUS ON KEYBOARD, AND I CAN LAY BACK ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S GREAT TO RIFF WITH A FAST ATTACK ♪ ♪ ME, I'M CHESTER ON ELECTRIC BASS ♪ ♪ THUMPIN' LICKS ALL OVER THE PLACE ♪ ♪ I' FRON SINGER, ♪ GOT A VOICE SET TO STUN ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ AND A GOOD-LOOKIN' TAN ♪♪ ♪ WE'RE THE STONE PROTECTORS ♪ W YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ OUR STONES OF POWER GLOW ♪♪ BE STRONG, MY WARRIORS. WE HAVE TO FIGHT ON. WE MUST DEFEAT THE SAURIAN INVADERS. THE CRYSTAL PALACE AND ALL MYTHRANDIR SHALL BE UNDER MY CONTROL. FIRE! NO PRISONERS! FIND THE GREAT CRYSTAL! PLEASE HURRY! PROTECT THE GREAT CRYSTAL, THEN WE'LL LOSE ALL MYTHRANDIR. LET'S GO! OPEN FIRE! SMASH THESE DOORS TO SMITHEREENS! THE SAURIANS ARE ALMOST THROUGH. THERE'S ONLY ONE HOPE-- THE WEAPONOGS. [ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS] [YAWNS] THANKS FOR THE WAKE-UP CALL, EMPRESS. IT'S NICE TO BE BACK. YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE, ATTILLA. OHH! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, SWEETHEART. HURRY, ATTILLA! GET MOVING! COME ON, THE DOORS ARE GIVING WAY. CAN'T AN OLD WEAPONOG GET A MORNING CUP OF OIL FIRST? MMM. I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO MY UNION REP ABOUT THIS. GO GET 'EM, ATTILLA! AAH! AAH! AAH! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHERS EVER TEACH YOU NO MANNERS? ARRAAGH! TENNIS, ANYONE? AAH! HA HA. THAT'S WHAT I CALL A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS. AAH! AAH! AAH! WE WILL BE BACK. SAURIANS NEVER GIVE UP! GAME, SET, AND MATCH GOES TO WEAPONOGS, YEAH! WEAPONOG ATTILLA, FOR YOUR BRAVERY IN SAVING OUR CRYSTAL CITY, I BESTOW UPON YOU THE MYTHRANDIRIAN MEDAL OF FREEDOM. YAY! YAY! YAY! FLOAT LIKE A SOLAR GLIDER, STING LIKE A SHERMAN. LOOKING WE PRESENT YOU AND YOUR FELLOW WEAPONOGS WITH THIS HOME, N PEACE, NDS YAY! AND SO Y AR OUR FIRST ATTACK ON MYTHRANDIR FOILED BY ATTILLA AND HIS WEAPONOGS. IF I'D BEEN THERE, I'D HAVE CRUSHED THAT BUCKET OF BOLTS AND SOLD HIM FOR SCRAP. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] AAH! AAH! I HATE THAT RACKET! BUCKET OF BOLTS HE MAY BE, BUT I'D BET YOU A MANTOVANI CONCERT TO AN OUT-OF-TUNE GUITAR THAT HE COULD STILL ANNIHILATE THOSE WIMPY STONE PROTECTORS. WHY YOU'RE EADER, LEADER. BUT THE WEAPONOGS ARE ON THE EMPRESS OPAL'S SIDE. AH, ROCK 'N' ROLL IS THE KEY. THEY LOVE THAT MUSIC. IT--IT SOOTHES THEM. IF WE PULL THE PLUG ON THAT DREADFUL NOISE, . LS CONTROLS THE WEAPONOGS. [OPAL] THE WEAPONOGS SAVED THIS PLANET. THESE DAYS, THE POWER OF THE GREAT CRYSTAL HAS MADE THEM OBSOLETE, AND WE NEED HEROES WHO CAN HARMONIZE WITH THE GEMSTONES. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE YOU. BUT WE STILL OWE THE WEAPONOGS BIG-TIME, AND THOSE BOYS DO LOVE THEIR ROCK 'N' ROLL. THIS YEAR, YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM A BENEFIT CONCERT. Y'ALL DON'T THINK IT'LL BE WEIRD, GIGGIN' IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF...MACHINES? NO WORSE THAN SOME OF THEM AUDIENCES BACK ON EARTH. TY, I'LL NES ANY DAY. S. HING ES AL WAS HOW THEY LIKED TO THROW IT AT US. REMEMBER THAT BUNCH IN HOBOKEN? HA HA. NOT THESE GUYS. THEY LOVE ROCK, AND THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE YOU, TOO. [CHESTER] OUTSTANDING. [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A BATTLESHIP. BOWIE, WHERE'S MY AXLE GREASE BURGER? BOWIE? BOWIE! I--I'M COMING. OH, WOW! THAT'S THE STONE PROTECTORS. MAN, I HEARD THEY CAN REALLY PLAY. HUH! LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF PUNKERS TO ME. ASK ME, ROCK 'N' ROLL'S GOING TO THE DOGS. ARRROOOO! ATTILLA! OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. HEY, GOOD TO BE SEEN. YOU LOOK MORE AND MORE LIKE YOUR OLD GRANDMA, SWEETHEART--ER, EMPRESS. WHO ARE THESE, THE ROYAL BOWLING TEAM, HMM? I DON'T NEED THIS. I'M GOING TO LOCK MYSELF IN THE VAN AND NEVER COME OUT, SHOW OR NO SHOW. KEEP YOUR MEAT HOOKS OFF ME, BLENDER-BRAIN! CHILL, MAN. DON'T MIND ME. I'M ALWAYS SHOOTING OFF MY BIG MOUTH. NO HARD FEELINGS, HMM? WELL, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS RCHANDISE. AYE, AYE, COMMANDER. SO, UH, WHAT ARE Y'ALL WAITING FOR? LET'S SET UP AND BLOW THESE OLD GEEZERS' DOORS OFF. EMPRESS, WEAPONOGS, SAY "YEAH!" TO THE STONE PROTECTORS! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ROCK ME BACK TO THE STONE AGE, MAN! OOWWW! LET'S SEE IF WON'T JOLT THESE METALHEADS INTO ACTION. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3-- [MUZAK PLAYS] WAIT! WH-WHAT IN SAM HILL? OHH! NOT STRINGS! ANYTHING BUT VIOLINS! OHH! STOP IT! STOP THAT AWFUL SOUND! MAKE IT GO AWAY! OW! AAH! @ HEY, WATCH IT! IT'S NOT US! WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED PLAYING! STOP IT, BOWIE! STOP IT! I--I CAN'T HELP IT, EMPRESS. IT'S THAT HORRIBLE MUSIC. THAT'S ATTILLA. HE'S THE ONE. M ALL. ROTECTORS S, ATTILLA. THEY CLAIM TO PLAY ROCK, BUT THEY LIE. @ THIS IS THEIR LATEST ALBUM. OHH! OHH! OHH! THE STONE PROTECTORS, ATTILLA. GET THE STONE PROTECTORS. GET THE STONE PROTECTORS! I WILL GET THE STONE PROTECTORS. I WILL GET THE STONE PROTECTORS. [ZOK] GET THE STONE PROTECTORS. GET THE STONE PROTECTORS! ROCK 'N' ROLL WILL NEVER DIE. NO, ATTILLA, STOP! THIS IS YOUR EMPRESS. I COMMAND YOU TO CEASE FIRE! DESTROY THE EMPRESS, AND YOU DESTROY THE STONE PROTECTORS. DESTROY THE EMPRESS, AND YOU DESTROY THE STONE PROTECTORS. WHOA! MOTOR CITY, BOYS! THE STONE PROTECTORS ARE ESCAPING, SIR. HA HA! IT MERELY DELAYS THE INEVITABLE, MY DEAR ZINC. HUH? WITH ATTILLA ON OUR SIDE, WE CANNOT FAIL TO STOMP THE EMPRESS, THE STONE PROTECTORS, AND ANY IDIOT MYTHRANDIRIAN WHO STANDS IN MY WAY. WE WILL OWN THE PLANET. BUT ATTILLA'S CRAZY, SIR. HE'S BERSERK. HE'S OUT OF CONTROL. THEN YOU WILL BRING HIM UNDER CONTROL, ZINC. YOU WILL BE THE SOLE SOURCE OF THE MUSIC HE LIKES. YOU MAKE IT, I'LL BREAK IT. GET IN MY FACE, I'LL@TEP UP THE PACE. STAND ASIDE IF YOU'RE NOT ON MY RIDE. [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] OH, MAN! IT'S NOT WHO I AM, IT'S THE MUSIC I PLAY.U?■■■■ OH, YEAH! THEN TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, AND LET'S KICK OUT THE JAMS. YEOW! ATTILLA THE WEAPONOG, WE SAURIANS GREATLY ADMIRE YOUR CAPABILITIES. WE NEED YOUR SERVICES. UH-UH. NO CAN DO. YOU SEE, THIS OLD WARRIOR'S OUT TO PASTURE. HA HA HA. YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERsTAND, RUST BUCKET. WE'RE NOT ASKING-- I, ZINC, I'M NOT ASKING. UH, RIGHT. ZOK'S NOT ASKING, HE'S TELLING. [MUZAK PLAYS] OHHH! NOW WILL YOU SERVE ZOK? YES, I WILL. THEN WE WILL REWARD Y . [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! THE WEAPONOGS WERE ONCE OUR FRIENDS AND OUR PROTECTORS. @ NOW, FROM ALL OVER MYTHRANDIR, THERE ARE REPORTS OF WEAPONOGS RUNNING WILD. MY PEOPLE ARE TERRIFIED AND DISPIRITED. ATTILLA IS ASSAULTING THE CRYSTAL MINES OF FROSTBITE! THE MINERS ARE BEGGING FOR HELP. LET'S GO! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! GO, ATTILLA, GO! I JUST HATE TO SHOOT AND RUN. THERE HE IS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CAPTAIN EXPECTS TURBULENCE. KINDLY FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS. YOU OBSOLETE HUNK OF JUNK! MY GRANDMOTHER CAN SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN THAT. [MUZAK PLAYS] NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! OHHH! ANY IDEAS, EMPRESS? PERHAPS. ARE YOU GOING TO SPILL THE BEANS, OR DO WE GUESS? ATTILLA IS BY FAR THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPONOG, RIGHT? MAYBE WE CAN ROUND THE OTHERS UP INDIVIDUALLY AND USE THEM TO SUBDUE ATTILLA. WE GOT TO SPLIT UP? YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? OH, MAN! TALK ABOUT FINDING A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK. HELP ME, SOMEBODY! I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND. BOWIE? [PLAYS ROCK 'N' ROLL] ANGUS? HOLD TIGHT, LAD. LET THE MUSIC SET YOU FREE. OH, MAN. OH, THAT'S BETTER. I THOUGHT-- I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. US KEYBOARD MEN, WE'VE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, RIGHT, LAD? D. LET'S GO FIND THE REST OF YOUR CHUMS AND LAY SOME SOUNDS OF FREEDOM ON THEM, TOO. RUN, RABBITS, RUN, RABBITS, RUN, RUN, RUN. ATTILLA IS GETTING HIS GUN, GUN, GUN, YEAH! OH, MAN, UNLESS MY PEEPERS DECEIVE ME, I THINK WE FOUND ATTILLA.