Ucmap Tkd Banquet Video 2011

If you're watching this, then you probably have to make a video for the banquet that UCMAP has every year. This year, we decided to record everything that we do, to serve as a guide. So watch and learn. Guys, we're kinda screwed. Well, why don't you give us an idea? How am I supposed to have an idea? You guys, why does this have to be so difficult? It just has to be a video showcasing the spirit of Tae Kwon Do. I mean, we could just do taegeuks set to inspirational music or like, kick and scream and yell a lot. It'll pan out. Jim, this has to be a funny video. Have you guys seen Jon do a taegeuk? Oh, I've got an idea. OK, so, Tae Kwon Do has all these strict rules and regulations that are followed and so I was thinking, we should make a video about, like, somebody breaking those rules and, it could be, like, um, they're doing an illegal belt trade and we have these people trying to stop them. Oh! We should make it into a cop drama. In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police who investigate crime and the Crown Prosecutors who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. So, how did it go? We got all the evidence we needed. No way. He's actually going to testify against his boss? Oh yeah. He was ready to roll on his boss the moment that I even mentioned a plea bargain. So we're finally going to put that Bobak character behind bars? Yes, but more importantly, we're going to get these weapons off the streets. So Captain, who's going to lead the raid on the warehouse? You two, of course! Yes! Hold on. Just so you know, you're only going to secure the warehouse to ensure that the shipment doesn't make it to the streets. Thanks to that informant, we know when the warehouse will be deserted. Wow, it really is deserted. OK, I think we're here. Try to find a light switch. Wow, are all of those... He's even got a koryo model. But I don't really know how to end it. I mean, we find the belts and then what? Also, I don't know if Bobby would be too happy if we portrayed him as a criminal. Guys, I'm fer serious. I mean, if we're going to do a parody, why don't we do something that everyone recognizes? I mean, who watches 'Law & Order' anyways? Well, all I'm saying is this: if we're going to do a parody, we should do one that everyone knows about. Like, everyone knows about 'Harry Potter', right? I mean, think about it. Emma Watson: she's just so beautiful, smart, funny, nice and, she's just such a talented spellcaster. - Sectumsempra! - Expelliarmus! Not so tough now, are you, you slimy little git? I don't need a weapon. I am one. I see that this battle cannot be determined by our knowledge of magic alone. HI MOM! You filthy Mudblood. You take that back. Avada Kedavra! Huh, these wands actually do work. Wait, what are we talking about again? We're talking about the video. But, you know, we should do something epic. Like, a giant fight for the galaxy. Like, a fight between good and evil? We could have Luke sneaking into the Death Star trying to find his friends. You mean, Cloud City, right? Yeah. And we can start where Luke tries to sneak in and get Han Solo and Leia. Oh, I'm sorry! Are you all right? I'm so sorry! And then in the distance, we see this person. The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Master yet. You'll find I'm full of surprises. Woah! Char-yot. Kyung-nyae. Joon-bi. Sshi-jak. There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. I'll never join you! If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Master Ahn never told you what happened to your father. He told me enough. He told me you killed him. No, I am your father. No, no, that's not true! That's impossible! Search your feelings. You know it to be true. And then we'll have a close-up on Luke's face for him to say NOOOOO! YEAH! Don't be ridiculous, Alisha. Do you really think Master Commins and Luke would agree to such a silly skit? Silly? That idea is not as silly as your little 'Harry Potter' idea. I mean, 'Harry Potter' is for kids. For kids? 'Harry Potter' is a respected young adult literature series. You think it's a story? 'Harry Potter' is a way of life. Yours is based on some idiotic, outdated series anyways. You take that back. Wait, I just thought of an ending for my video. Shut up, Charles! If the first three episodes in the franchise suck, then all of them must suck. Have you seen the last three? I don't need to see the last three. Then you're in no position to judge. Oh, I think I am. Ay, does no one want to hear my idea? Shut up, Charles! All right, so you know what? I'm tired of y'all shooting my ideas down. I'm the higher belt rank. Therefore, my ideas are better than y'all's. What, so we should never give an idea? No, you're young and naive. Oh yeah, well... This is not a fight you can win. Boy, you have no idea what you're messing with here. Alisha! Uh, I think I might have to rename this video. �