Felidae Review - The most violent kids film you have never heard of

we continue with the stuff I have not finished as a child. last time we talked about a Game. now it is time to talk about a Movie where I noped out. but first, let me ask you something. what does PG mean? Painer Games roll the credits. no seriously. there was a time where this was rated the same as today's it was called... the non-pansy years nowadays PG is widely known as kids Movies well at least over in the US? here we don't have the ESRB rating. we have another system where movies are rated for ages. you could say our FSK 12 is your pg. and let me ask you something else... if you think about *** up animated movies which country springs to mind. Yeah, Japan for sure... but we Germans tried it as well. This Movie was made over here in Germany and was rated FSK 12. I have not found an ESRB rating for it because as far as i know this movie was never released overseas outside of the Internet. it may look like a cute and cuddly animated movie-... but NOoooo !!! let me tell you something. this movie may be the most violent kid's film you have never heard about. Today we're gonna talk about Felidae. the story begins with our main protagonist Francis and his owner Gus moving to a new place. this is not a B-Movie. those are well known German Actors. did I mention this movie is based of a Novel? who describes anything like this? well in the garden of this house which could be straight out of a horror movie. he meets Bluebeard. a fitting name I mean he even looks like he has an eyepatch. and something every new home should have! a dead body. yeah iI bet you didn't saw this coming Bluebeard mentioned this is the fourth ***. and because of... reasons Francis decides he wants to investigate those murders. after investigating the neighborhood Francis goes back home where he has a strange dream btw the animation is really good. it is not at Disney Levels but if we are honest nothing was Disney level at the TIme. freaking Lion King was released this year. but nonetheless, those animations look awesome. he wakes up just to learn of the newest victim. it was Deep Purple. and he is asking some strange questions? Well, I would say most Fans agree the Album Bananas was the end. on the way to investigate the new body they met with Kong. what sort of cat is Kong supposed to be? I have the feline he is no cat. oh damn, that was a pun... why are they talking about his balls and how aroused he was? I feel uncomfortable listening to them. so lets cut to something more kid-friendly. like a group of cats committing ritualistic suicide on the top floor of their new home. WHAAAAT. how does Gus not hear or smell the countless cats throwing themselves into the electrical current? I mean they make a lot of noise and the smell must be horrible. hey, i just figured it out this unknown movie is literally a Cult classic. a Cult lead by Joker. If I would just say this out loud without showing the images this sounds amazing. you know... I wished i had a gag for a chase scene. where a detective is hunted down by a suicidal Cult consistent of cats trowing themselves in a generator lead by the Joker... but I have nothing... this movie has killed my sense of Humour well the least i can do is put more fitting music here. to escape the evil cat cult Francis hides in a house. where he meets a blind cat named Felicity. and has a conversation which should raise every Red flag in existence. Ok, this is a *** mystery and you have a character which says these murders where just sex that went to far... Francis gonna DIE TONIGHT! or the scene just ends... what. yeah it just ends because Bluebeard shows up and says the cult just wanted to talk with him. of course they just wanted to talk with him we went awfully long without forced exposition... yeah that's better yeah thats better. let's speed this up a bit... WHAT in the f... where did these come from? yeah, camera focus on the Pictures. I Better censore this or Youtube is gonna get angry... here they talk with a Cat named Pascal. he uses his vast knowledge of Computers to help them with their investigation... WHAT?? In the Time this movie is set in. most Humans don't know how to operate a Computer. and here they have cats not only using a Computer but also maintaining a Database about each and every cat in the neighborhood. they learn cats have impressive skills in IT but also about the newest victim. the First female victim. And this was the Point where i NOPED out of the movie as a kid. you see until this point nothing really Gory was shown. a bit of blood here and there. even the suicide scenes where relatively harmless... BUT with this scene *** hit the Fan. HOLY CRAP!!!! Remember this movie was rated for kids ages 12 and up. and until this point, we had a nightmare scene, 2 *** victims, a suicide pact, now a Blind character decapitated. and a partridge in a pear tree... ok the clues all point towards Joker being the Killer. back at home Francis has another dream. WHAT THE *** OK, the Killer is Freddy Fng Krüger. I have solved this mystery. they shouldn't have moved to elm street in the beginning. this finally affected him and he is doing something a cat normally does. hunting rats, with a good reason. while saving the world he finds old VHS tapes. before they moved into this house it was a lab and the test subjects where cats. the research consisted of normal stuff... like cutting their heads open and put acid into the open wound... All i can do is cut back to me making this face but i have the feeling i would cut back every 5 seconds Because this movie manages to shock me to my very core each time a new scene plays. these recordings also show there was one cat named Claudandus which survived these experiments. which explains why the Cat Cult is worshipping Claudandus. Normally i would place Spoiler warnings before a big twist or the ending... but *** it. why should i care if the Movie itself doesn't care? it also shows who Claudandus is. and Francis has already met him. mystery solved! ok, he doesn't have a motive but the movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact he knows him. and then Kong appears. yeah, i have forgotten about him as well. he and his 2 goons want to assault Francis and he even said he is the killer. he doesn't stand a chance against this ...is it a Bear? what you say he is one of the Zuul dogs... yeah i kinda see it now. so he runs away and literally stumbles upon another corpse. it was a pregnant cat with her unborn child's ripped out of her stomach... I need a WTF counter for this Movie... it turned out it was the Girl and the kittens of Kong. which made this whole part about him saying he was the killer pointless. searching for the real killer knowing he couldn't be far from his last victim he falls into a Mass grave NO, it was a new one...* from the guardian of the dead they learn it wasn't just those few murders the last few days but over a long time hundreds. most of which were pregnant or had sex during the time they were killed. after a full night of sleep, francis is visited by a female cat and they immediately Boone. Wait you know the *** victims were all sexually aroused before they got murdered and now you plow a cat you don't know who suddenly appears at your home and knows your name? Oh yeah, ask who she is after you are done. and I know the internet... there are people out there enjoying this scene way too much. Wait you saw who Claudandus is and you still think Joker is the Killer. He even says to you the Killer wants a successor and this is just minutes before you learn he suffers from stomach Cancer. I miss my WtF Counter... only after Joker went missing and he found his corpse without any traces of a fight Francis realize the cult leader wasn't the Killer. he let the murderer kill him. CSI forensics are pawesom Dammit another pun. through one of his owner's book he even realizes the plan. the Killer wants to breed a Pure race of cats like in the long forgotten Times. wait so the cats want to breed a pure race and they are killing the ones they consider inferior... and this was made in Germany. those are some really strange vibes i get from this. what is the Autor doing right now? ok, here it says he was politically active since 2009 in... oh, thats not good. i ... will ... just put this Headline from the News over here and pretend i have never seen this... yikes. with his new found knowledge he goes to face Claudandus. and erase his Database... yeah cats can do this... wait cats can talk to humans. so why didn't Gus hear the Cult at the beginning? his reason for killing Joker where pawless as well. oh god dammit, seriously another pun? yeah but you just told him everything... so what was the point in killing joker? but this wouldn't be Felidae without a *** up ending. so how does this Movie end? they fight in a Burning house while Francis is slicing his gut open with his claws... a moment of silence for my WTF counter... he never stood a chance in this movie... and the movie ends with Francis and his girl walking away. This was weird. I don't know the Book this Movie was based of but i have the feeling it made more sense. here in the movie, there are a lot of unanswered questions. Like how did Francis know the things like the professor in the beginning? is he psychic? I... O, My GOD, I got it. It all makes sense now. His owner is a Writer Religious Imagery. Flashbacks. Alcoholics Rednecks A religious Nutjob Uncomfortable sex scenes. They moved to another Place in the beginning. Let us just say they moved to Maine and it all makes sense. goddammit, Stephen King why are your tropes everywhere that was way more violent than I had ever imagined. and this *** was made for kids back then. It was the second most horrifying cat related experience i ever had in my entire Life... wait you want to know the worst... no, i cannot go back... it was too horrible... NOOOOOOOOO I Am Painer... and now i have to look up some cute cat videos.* well, you guessed it. the next video will be a Game so horrifying, so terrible it cannot be named. why am I talking about it... after 21 years they made a new one. If you don't want to miss it you should subscribe. If you liked this video you can show it to me by liking commenting and sharing it.