Bonding Time - It's 2011!

Come on, man! This isn't LEGO Indiana Jones Hurry! *** you, ragu! [slams door open] *** it! What is it dad? What is it with you yelling? You're always yelling. Would you just shut up? No, dad. I'm playing with Italians and they cheat! They cheat! I can't sleep well because you're yelling. Well they're cheating! -You know what? No. -Give me the *** remote. No, you know why? It's 2011. So that's no basis for- Well you're not getting the control for. 1985. 1952. 2003 -2012! -What do you mean 2012? Give me the controller! And what is it with this room? Look at this. I told you to clean this up and what is it with food all over the place? This isn't normal! I was being teached by Italians, man. And dude, that is gamer food! I don't give a *** if this was cat food! The *** is this? You just effing dirtied it more, I'm not cleaning anything! You already made me change my shirt. No, I'm not cleaning it. You're *** interrupting my game time! Screw gamer time, there ain't gonna be no gamer time. 'Cause there ain't gonna be no gamer time until 2012. 'Cause there ain't gonna be no gamer time until 2012. You're not touching the x-box. Get it clean. Now! Dammit, at least I can take a *** in peace. [pounds door] You're not gonna be there taking a *** for two hours! It's 2011! So what the *** does that have to do with my ***? ... You're not taking too long this year! Ha! No reading, it's 2011. What the *** dad? You ain't taking naps in 2011 either. What? It was horrible, I hate biology. Hey, dad. What's up? Hey, I found out what year it is. -What? -It's 2013, not 2011. Yeah, just for that you're grounded. What the? [screeches] I hate you! -And go and clean your room! -I hate you! It's still not clean! Dad, I'm ***! You should maybe subscribe. Love yo face. And favorite Victor moment. And we died laughing. 1745, 1652 1492 [and Omar can't take anymore!] ¡Estas hiendo muy atras en tiempo! You're going too far back! [Omar: But I love it!]