Hitler Finds out That He Has Lost His Bid for The Berlin Ipl Franchise

This year the IPL is coming to Deutschland It will kill 5-day football in no time There are going to be franchises here, here and also here Munich Beergardeners, Stuttgart Sauerkrauters and Berlin Bratwursters I know. Our Berlin will win the inaugural championship My fuhrer Berlin We've lost the bid for Berlin We couldn't afford 1700 million Reichmarks Those who don't like Test cricket, please leave the room What the *** do you mean, we lost the bid for the Berlin team? And 1700 million reichmarks. Even the Jews don't have that much money And how is a franchise expected to break even without selling out to corporate interests? Are we going to have ads all over the stadium? Or even worse, create artificial breaks in the game and brand them, like Luftwaffe Bombing Timeout? Will we also do lame *** *** like branding every *** catch, like Kar Bonn Kamaal Katch? That will ruin the soul of the game But all of this is already happening Do they also have an insane amount of TV ads? If they could have tattooed brand logos on players' dicks, they would have done it You have got to be *** kidding me. They actually do all this ***? And we still call this farce cricket? Is the audience that dumb, to tolerate a torrent of retarded ads gushing over a few pebbles of cricket? Let me guess. Intolerable commentary as well? And incredibly annoying hosts like Ayushmann Gestapo Maximums, SS Sixes... Branded to the extreme, like a Swiss cow Let that Lalit Modi try and introduce A "Stalin Slow Batting Award" and we'll see what happens I have never really enjoyed this stupid format I have always been a Test match man Somebody who enjoyed the nuances of this elegant game Bloody Lalit Modi This is not a game. It's corporate cocksuckery What a monstrous betrayal of the people's love for this game. But they will all pay one day.. They will die from strangulation by their own idiotic media rules They will sink in a festering pool of logos Helga, please calm yourself. You will win the Karbonn Kamaal Katch contest My respect for T20 has been lost When it's reduced to a mindless *** to corporate slogans It's over IPL has been lost But gentlemen, if you think I am ever going to be caught saying "Citi moment of success".. Think again. I am going to kill them all by laughing like Akshay Kumar in that stupid mobile ad Now go get me my Tracer Bullet